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Super sweet pick up hot chicks earthy love story.

Super-sweet pick up hot chicks love story (Part I)

1. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." Good. "You just need to give the grass."

2. "I love you." Xi Shi? No, it's you.

4. I will become better because of you, but not for you.

5. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.

6. "I'm missing a necessity" and "What?" "You"

7. Wandering around for the first half of my life and cooking soup for you for the second half.

8. "What time is it?" "It's 9 o'clock" "No, it's the starting point of my happiness"

9. Can you teach me how to pack jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to be exposed, and I like you too ~

1. "Hey, do you know what it's like to have the wind pouring into my chest?" "No, I don't know, because it's you who entered."

11. I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

12. I think you are very busy, so just read the first three words.

13. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? It's your fault.

14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

15. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.

16. I don't have to feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are my person

17. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing because I see your face"

18. "Guess what I'm doing now?" "What are you doing?" I'm chatting with the most beautiful girl in the world. "

19. I miss you so much that I changed three little ladies today.

2. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all for you" (Part II)

21. You have spring and autumn under your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved.

22. Let's play Woodenhead. Don't move. Ok! I lost my heart.

23. The sky is blue, the sun is round, and I wish you were mine.

24. Your appearance is like secretly adding a candy on a day as light as boiled water.

25. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I'll kiss you. Don't let lip balm take advantage of you.

26. My worldly desires is you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you, you, you and you.

27. I really want to hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.

28. "Do you like chocolate?" I like "I have it in my mouth, do you want to try it"

29. Being with me is what you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

3. I think it's you when I wake up every morning.

31. If I can be with you, I would rather let all the stars in the sky fall, because your eyes are the brightest light in my life.

32. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

33. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "Tang priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you"

34. Do you smell anything? No, why is the air sweet when you come out?

35. "I'm so kind!" Why? Because my heart has been filled with you.

36. Will you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice all over my head?

37. My life is dissolute and I haven't stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

38. Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

39. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

4. Do you smell anything? Pick up hot chicks

1. Send my name to your household registration book. How many days will it arrive?

2. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I walk slowly and I'm cute.

3. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stand in the way. I will just stretch my foot to trip you up and let you plant in my arms.

4. It's not that no one wants you, just that no one wants you.

5. Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

6. I miss you very much at this time. Please take care of yourself for me.

7. Yes, I just like you. I like you hopelessly. What, not satisfied? You like me too!

8. kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow in my face one day.

9. There is nothing to talk about with people like you, except falling in love.

1. since we can't be born together, we will harm the whole people together.

11. Can you hold my hand? From wife to old woman.

12. You don't have to be good, I like it.

13. You are obviously not nearsighted, so why can't you see that I like you?

14. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why do I feel happy when I see you?

15. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the Hami, you are the melon, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush

16. If not, I'll think of something.

18. Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light my heart?

19. Do you smell something burning? No! I love your heart is burning!

2. Is there anything you won't do? I won't leave you.

21. You're fat again. It's good that there are more places I can like you.

22. Do you know what god I like? Your eyes

23. Female: I seem to be fat again. Male: No, it's that you are heavy in my heart.

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26. In short, there is only one criterion for me to choose a spouse: you

27. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you

28. Hey, can you smile? Why are you laughing? Because I forgot to put sugar in my coffee!

29. I'm possessive, and I won't leave if I'm near

3. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. It's sweet when I look at you, and sour when I miss you

31. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby

32. This is the palm of your hand, this is empathy, and you are my sweetheart

33. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

34. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your heart.

35. I like you very much. Today is a little more than yesterday. Tomorrow will be a little more than today.

36. Your sense of existence is just like the air. Really? I can't live without you.

37. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweeter since you came out.

38. Do you know what's the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

39. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it the best? I'll feed it to you while it's hot?

Which hurts you more, the stick or the wooden stick? The iron stick doesn't hurt me.

41. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future

42. I'll tell you how to lose two pounds in a week. Ok, how to reduce it? Put your heart in my place.

43. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.

44. We may have been hit by an arrow. Huh? Cupid's arrow.

45. shall we exchange gifts together? Ok. Well, from now on, you are mine and I am yours.

46. Shall we learn to swim together so that we can fall in love?

47. I like someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.

48. What noodles do I want to eat? What noodles are in your heart

49. My blood sugar is low. Say something sweet to me quickly.

5. Ever since I met you, I feel that life is too short. Why is it that the sweet part is very long? The super sweet earthy love sentence provokes the male god

The super sweet earthy love sentence provokes the male god.

1. "If people also have tails, it's really a little embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

2. "We can't fall in love anymore" Why? "let's get married, marry me"

3. childhood friends are not you, and seed of love is not you. I only hope that the long-running water will be you, the daily necessities will be you, and the white head will be you.

4. "Tell you a bad news" "What bad news" "My thoughts about you are not simple"

5. "You will never see my loneliness" "Why" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not with me"

6. "It's cold, so I'll give you three choices" What? "I'll go to your bed, you'll go to my bed or we'll share the same bed"

7. "The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it's called?" "What?" "A match made in heaven."

8. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

9. Dear, we should be together forever, only with you.

1. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.

11. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stand in the way. I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

12. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me"

13. I don't know when I started to find you in the crowd at a glance. Wherever I miss you, I can see you everywhere.

14. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

15. I want to buy a piece of land from you, and I want to buy your heart.

16. Do you know? We both went too far. How did you go too far? You were too beautiful, and I was too fascinated. 17. The spring breeze is not as good as being with us.

18. Feel the fabric of my dress, and see if it is your girlfriend's material.

19. Do you know? You've been acting weird lately.

2. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand to hold it? Super-sweet earthy love story sentence teases the goddess 2

21. My mind is like playing with a mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there are always bits and pieces of light leaking out

22. Would you like to try a new lipstick with strawberry flavor?

23. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is it? "Breathe"

24. I don't have a story, only this heart that loves you. If you go away, I will be worried. Look, is my whole person yours?

25. Immediately =like you

26. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing when I see your face"

27. I have never given a discount on loving you, and every day I love you deserves my serious attention.

28. "You know what? We both went too far. ""How? " "You are too beautiful and I am too fascinated"

29. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I'm afraid of staying up all night if I'm not careful"

3. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you"

31. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

32. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

33. I'm full of you, but I don't say anything. If you know, forget it. The love in my mouth is less than one thousandth of my heart.

34. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

35. "Which do I like, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride"

36. Do you have a lighter? "Sorry, I don't smoke." Then why did you ignite my heart?

37. I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

38. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron stick or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most. "No, my heart hurts the most."

39. Why are you hurting me? What did it do to you? I like you.

4. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname …" "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?" Super-sweet earthy love story sentence teases the male god. 41. "I'm going to learn to swim tomorrow." Do you swim in winter? Because of me, I can't help falling in love "

42." Do I look like someone with asthma to you? " Don't you like it? "But why does my heart beat faster and I can't breathe every time I see you?"

43. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? It's your fault.

44. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you strike a chord with me?"

45. You are the joy of youth, and so is the reverse.

46. Do you smell anything? No. How come the air is so sweet when you come out?

47. My little girl is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I'll be you.

48. Can you help me wash something? Wash what? Like me.

49. I think I'm a playboy. I like your everyday appearance.

5. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to take care of you."

51. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving devotion."

52. If I had known, I would have given you candy.