Humorous quotations of red envelopes in Valentine's Day single circle of friends

Humorous quotations from drying red envelopes in a single circle of friends on Valentine's Day 1. The first half of single life has passed, and the second half of single life has begun.

2. Today, my mother's single flower still blooms.

3. Ordinary single genius.

4. Asking me out on a date at this time is not love, but killing for money!

It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of sentimentality.

6. Send: Your name+the name of the person you like, for example: Guo Jing+Huang Rong to my WeChat, and transfer money to understand your fate.

7. Everyone else has sweet love. I only have one bald head.

8. Dear yourself, be kind and know how to protect yourself. Be nice to others, but don't be bullied by others. Don't let your kindness become a tool for others to hurt yourself. Your kindness should have a bottom line and principles.

9. Hello, everyone. It's sunny. I'll take off my order today and start wearing two pieces tomorrow.

10. Someone just asked me out for Valentine's Day in June, and my decisiveness made me black. In an emergency, you can cheat my feelings, but you can't kill me!

1 1. Things in the world are too vulgar to watch the sunrise alone.

12. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

13. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

14. Don't say that you are lonely and energetic, but you are single dog.

15. One person is full, but the whole family is not hungry. Get up if you want, eat instant noodles if you want, cook a meal a day, and you can eat a meal for one day. Well, I can't go on. In addition, single dog was in tears.

16. Hello, handsome. I saw your photo and felt great. I now commandeer you as my boyfriend for free. I'm Princess Marylou, butterfly with ice purple dew and red baby Mona. Promise me you'll be safe. I hope you don't be unappreciative.

17. Nobody held my hand on Valentine's Day, so I put it in my pocket.

18. Don't be busy looking for someone these days. We'll talk later, or we can give you a present.

19. Every romantic Valentine's Day, there is always no one around.

20. A little fairy in MengMeng, teased by being single, likes to take it away.

Humorous quotations from drying red envelopes in a single circle of friends on Valentine's Day 2 2 1. The trash can received roses, but I didn't.

22. What if it rains outside? As long as the heart is clear, every minute is sunshine.

23. The so-called hero doesn't ask for a way out, and the bachelor doesn't look at his age.

24. Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

25. I finally know the reason why I am single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

26. You don't care if the baby is long and the baby is short.

27. Does anyone collect idle babies? I'm free anyway.

28. It doesn't matter if you are single. You will be single for a long time to come!

29. You are single, I am single, and we are in single dog.

30. Everyone else celebrates Valentine's Day, but I always celebrate Singles Day!

3 1. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

32. Today, the cold wave of dog food hit a large area. Please take preventive measures.

33. Who knows that my boyfriend kicked him and asked him if he was blind and why he couldn't see me?

34. Valentine's Day alone, alone, let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.

Don't tell me Happy Valentine's Day unless you want to spend it with me.

36. extremes meet, and beauty must be single.

37. Love is drinking this cup before pouring that one.

38. Every day is Valentine's Day. People you don't love are together, and every day is Valentine's Day, just as lonely.

39. One person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and the wool is on the sheep.

40. No gifts this Valentine's Day, only boyfriends.

Valentine's day humor single sentence sends a circle of friends

I will find flowers in the trash can tomorrow.

I have been single for a long time, and I can't even like it.

Love can be late, but it can't be taken away.

Being single may mean being a hero in your own eyes and being a woman in others' eyes.

5. Hello, everyone. It's sunny. I'll take off my order today and start wearing two pieces tomorrow.

6. Leave your initials. If you have the same number, make a pair as a Valentine's Day gift.

7. I'm fine now. I'm not in love. I'm too lazy to get to know another opposite sex, ask my name, ask my age, chat, get to know each other and get used to it. I don't know if it's nostalgia or laziness.

8. Asking me out on a date at this time is not love, it is murder for money!

9. I hope you can be happy without a lover on Valentine's Day.

10. If you like, I will love you forever; If you don't want to, I will miss you forever.

1 1. If anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a picture. When you get married, the object is not that person, I will send you the photo in a red envelope!

12. There are no gifts this Valentine's Day, only my boyfriend.

13. "Hey, why are you alone on Singles Day again?" "I'm afraid that half a person will scare you."

14. I wish you all love, I have money.

15. Is there anything suitable for everyone today Wednesday? Remember to go to work on time.

Valentine's day humorous single sentences are sent to friends circle 2 16. In fact, it's good to be single, and there's no need to explain who you're having an affair with.

17. Life is not only the present, but also the previous invitations.

18. I hope that when you are single, you will have more freedom and less loneliness. You can also eat well and live with your heart. You will not only maintain the confidence of being single, but also have the courage to love. Wish you an early divorce!

19. I'm sorry to mention this. When can I sprinkle dog food on others?

20. Everyone else celebrates Valentine's Day, but I always celebrate Singles Day!

2 1. It's Valentine's Day soon. I recommend you to see Conan. Detective Conan? Episode 6: Valentine's Day killings. Detective Conan? June bride murder. Detective Conan? Episode 98: Murder Kogoro on a Date. Detective Conan? "The first 106. Episode 107: Memories of the first lover. Detective Conan? " 14 1. 142 episode: the secret room incident on the eve of the wedding.

22. Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.

You can't be an orange. You can squeeze yourself dry and throw it away. You want to be a fruit tree, spring flowers and autumn fruits, which flourish every year. Good morning.

24. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of romance.

25. It doesn't matter if you are single. You will be single for a long time to come!

26. On Valentine's Day, I want to dress up and eat melon seeds at home.

27. Those who say to rent their own for Valentine's Day, don't be silly, okay? Usually no one wants it for free, but now they collect money.

28. say it again Our name is not single dog, our code name is Lone Wolf!

29. Hello, handsome, I feel very much when I see your photo. Now I commandeer you as my boyfriend for free. I am Princess Mona Marilu, a butterfly with ice purple dew. Promise me you'll be safe. I hope you don't be unappreciative.

30. You drag, you drag, you are a thoroughly remoulded pig. You didn't bring anything except a piece of meat, and no one buried you when you died.

Talk about the humor of sending friends on Valentine's Day.

Humor in the circle of friends of singles on Valentine's Day (I) 1. The whole world smells the sour taste of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.

I don't know what day it is. I only know that I am a little genius who loves nothing.

I'm plain, so I can't see it. If you want to miss it, miss it

Today is Qixi Valentine's Day, and Ben single dog has consciously isolated himself at home.

5. Don't deny yourself, you are very kind, gentle and especially worthy.

6. Ordinary single genius.

7. Valentine's Day suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions.

On second thought, if I'm not single, I'll spend money on gifts tomorrow, so I'd better be single.

9. I have accepted the fact that I am not suitable for dating, and now I am compromising with myself.

10. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

1 1. Recruit ten boyfriends online, and the one who chats privately first becomes the captain.

12. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I exude the fragrance of single dog.

13. Excuse me: How to pick up girls? What is the appropriate water temperature?

14. One person is full, the whole family is not hungry, and the wool is on the sheep.

15. Everyone help me hold the flowers. That rose stick stuck to me, 350 thousand. I can't even get up

Humor in the circle of friends of single Valentine's Day (II) 16. We: bored others at home: drained.

17. If you are embarrassed to express your feelings on Valentine's Day, you can give a red envelope.

18. Today is Valentine's Day. There is nothing to send. Just send some people who like to show love and leave my list.

19. Don't ask me why I am single. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

20. Valentine's Day is not terrible. The scary thing is that you don't have the same person with you every year.

2 1. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

22. It's a pity that Jackson Yi can't come back to accompany me this year, but we still love each other. Thank you for your blessings.

23. A word proves that you are still single? I'll go first: the back seat of the battery car is full of dirt!

24. In fact, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are having an affair with.

25. Come here. I have a serious relationship and want to talk to you.

26. Plant your own flowers and love your own universe.

27. Today's delivery price can't be reached again.

28. Today is Valentine's Day. Do you want to keep a dog at home? The single kind!

29. People who are not in love pay for courageous actions. I am happy to find the wind and rain, and I hope that I will not worry about being single.

30. Love can be late, but not take-away.

Single Valentine's Day copywriting sentence humor.

Sentence Humor in Single Valentine's Day Copywriting (I) 1. I can't get up from 30 thousand to 50 thousand when someone else's rose pricks me tomorrow

2. Single, single, who do you want to be with?

The whole world smells of love, and only I smell of single dog.

4. Come on, why do people look for someone like calling the police? It took ten minutes to find it. I found a date, just like your mother solved the case, without a clue.

Don't tell me that we are not suitable when we break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

6. I will dress myself up in Shuai Shuai on Valentine's Day tomorrow, and then play with my mobile phone at home.

7. You didn't show the same person last year.

8. Life is short, such as fleeting, but this mood is long, such as mountains and rivers.

9. You don't care if the baby is long and the baby is short.

10. Valentine's Day is coming. Looking at the lovers in the street, they are very loving, and all kinds of smells come to mind, you know?

1 1. It's not terrible to have no lover. What's terrible is that others think I have a bunch! I don't even know who my lover is.

12. Loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

13. Just enjoy the transfer. I'll see who to borrow money from these two days.

14. Others have been in love for three years. Have I been in love for three years?

15. Did someone ask me to be alone on Valentine's Day? Funny, can't people become dogs?

Sentence Humor in Single Valentine's Day Copywriting (Part II) 16. Last year it was a single pig, and this year it is a single mouse.

17. Valentine's Day alone, alone, let me pass the exam alone if I have the ability.

18. Valentine's Day without a lover, with no flowers before and after, holding hands. No more chattering and whispering.

19. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that the person I like will spend it with others.

20. The so-called hero doesn't ask for a way out, and the bachelor doesn't look at his age.

2 1. I wish all lovers well. I also wish singles a happy life and all their wishes come true!

22. Being sour several times a year is particularly tiring!

23. Only those who love each other are always with each other. Some people in single dog are already accompanied.

24. As the saying goes, Valentine's Day without a lover is for those who know how to live and give it to their most miserable self.

25. I will spend New Year's Day alone, Lantern Festival alone and Valentine's Day alone. Let me take the exam alone if I have the ability.

26. I wish you all love, I have money.

27. Love hung high and defeated the Weaver Girl.

28. Take your lover out to play on Valentine's Day. So, after Tomb-Sweeping Day, do I still have ghosts?

29. It is time to take this opportunity to release resources. After all, there are still many people waiting in line.

You can't be an orange. You can squeeze yourself dry and throw it away. You want to be a fruit tree, spring flowers and autumn fruits, which flourish every year. Good morning.