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1, because when I was young, I often made faces in the mirror; When you get old, the mirror will always be flat!

2. Missing is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets.

3. Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle and difficult in the end.

Life is like an angry bird. If it fails, there are always a few pigs laughing at it.

The time when you spent fifty dollars on deliberation has passed, and now you have to think for half a day when you spend five dollars.

6. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!

7. Others stay in bed because they have the money to stay up as late as they want. I lie in bed because I have no money to save a meal.

8. A Lamborghini passed by me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

9. When talent can't support ambition, it is necessary to read more, read and read, and ambition will be gone.

10, life has smoothed my edges and corners. Life is like knocking with a hammer, sawing with a saw, filing with a file and polishing with sandpaper.

1 1, God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I successfully seized it.

12, you can never wake up someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

13, don't introduce me to the car, I'm here to see the car model!

14, look at your five senses, each with its own characteristics, and no one will obey anyone.

15, the iron pestle can be ground into needles, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

16, when I have long hair to my waist, I will cover my body fat. You should be cold and arrogant, even if you are a tiger's back.

17, brothers are like brothers, and women know how to buy clothes.

18, people's ideas will change. I used to want to get rich, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

19 Unlike you morning runners, I tried my best just sitting in bed.

20. I know this is a world of looking at faces. I should have taken the money from school for plastic surgery.

2 1, God closed the door for you. When he forgets to open the window for you, you can open the ceiling yourself.

22. Your wife is very timid. What's wrong with me sleeping with her?

23. Sometimes I feel that the entanglement between marrying money and marrying love is just like the discussion about going to Tsinghua or Peking University when I was a child.

You must tell me what I said and did wrong, or I won't know how to be angry with you next time.

25. A buddy of mine married my girlfriend, and I am very sad. I feel that I have been lovelorn twice at the same time.

26. Life is not only the immediate thing, but also the poems that you can't read and the distant places that you can't reach.

People living in some areas are too poor. It rains there almost every day.

28. God spread wisdom all over the world, but only gave you an umbrella.

29. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

30. Although I don't have a trip, I have a body that says I am fat!

3 1, you tell me to get out, and I'll get out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

33. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.

34. You are nice, but you are a little ugly.

35-year-old, fell from a tree, had psychological shadow and got acrophobia. From then on, I never dared to grow taller.

You can stay on the moon for nine days and catch turtles in five oceans.

37. Society can really change people. I used to be an excellent person at school, but now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

38. Affection for children has a great influence on big brother's walking in rivers and lakes.

Let's break up. We don't want to be your girlfriend, but your bride

40. Every day, I am in a state of full heart, lack of sleep, lack of IQ, and lack of balance.

4 1, dreaming of dream of eating spaghetti, waking up in the morning to find that my shoelaces are gone!

42. Give the future mother-in-law a bad review. Delivery is too slow.

43. I envy those who can be with the people I like. Unlike me, I have long been surrounded by people who like me.

44. All's well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves.

45. A word proves that you are lonely. God replied: There are sixty-nine paintings in this sentence!

46. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

47. How to explain your fatness gracefully? There are many things in my heart, and it is not good to lose weight.

Please give my regards to the lovely warm sun and the quiet sea.

49. Do you feel that someone who often doesn't talk to you suddenly misses you? I'm telling you, it's purely borrowing money.

50. Build happiness on me. Do you think you are happy?

5 1. Do you know what kind of fish you are? redundant

You must consider the feelings of others when you do things, and don't make others too happy.

You don't have to worry about whether we are suitable or not. I am versatile.

54. I advise you all to play less with your mobile phones and computers. I feel that my eyesight is getting worse and worse recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

55. Joking is ok. First, don't cross the bottom line. Second, don't poke people where it hurts.

56. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

58. I once played at my aunt's house and went back at night. My sister's brother insisted on seeing me off, so I joked that I was safe. Then my brother said, even if you are safe, you can't stand the darkness.

59. Life is hard, but fortunately I am cute.

60. These days, there is no love that never breaks up, only when the hand doesn't hurt.

6 1, they all say that I have a bad temper, like joking, good-looking face and good temper. It doesn't matter.

62. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.