An educational joke story?

Have you ever driven a big sports car?

I just bought an Otto's Xiao Wang and tried it on the quiet Third Ring Road in the middle of the night. He drove happily. A big Ben overtook him from behind. When he wanted to overtake, he drove the big Ben guy away, leaned out and shouted at Xiao Wang, "Dude, have you ever driven Big Ben?" Then I drove away, and Xiao Wang didn't come back long before he ran away. What's so ugly about it? Bah. After a while, Xiao Wang forgot about it and drove around happily. When Big Ben came from behind again, he was very happy, as if he were taking a car. When overtaking, the guy who opened Big Ben shouted at Xiao Wang again: "Dude, you opened Big Ben!" " "This angered Xiao Wang. He wanted to catch up, but he couldn't. Dry gas can't help it. It didn't go far, little Wang Le. The bus crashed into the guardrail.

Haha, Xiao Wang also stopped the car. He wants to see the bear look of that arrogant guy. He came to the car and saw that the guy was fine and not seriously injured. Seeing him coming, he opened his mouth and said, "Dude, are you running away?"

Xiao Wang was almost out of breath, but this guy said below that Xiao Wang was really out of breath. He said, "Dude, have you ever driven a big run?" Where are the brakes? "

Seek a humorous and instructive story

An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" "

Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." "So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" ""The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please get them all back. "

France and the United States are very popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to continue to walk.

Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic is not as strong as his. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you."

The French and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's okay, it's okay, go away."

An American, a Japanese and an China are exploring the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "

The American was the first to be hit by the board. He said, "Give me 1 mat before touching the board." Mats, boards rained down; The previous 70 boards are ok. The cushion behind the 70 board was smashed, and then the board bled ... After the fight, the United States kept going.

When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted * * *, nothing; Then Zhang Zhu boasted about his ability to imitate and recreate, and wanted to sit in the Chinese drama.

A meaningful joke

1, high school math teacher Ju Niu B, brought a deck of cards into the classroom for the first time in class and sent one to everyone, asking them to remember their cards. From then on, he took the deck to class every day, shuffled the cards on the podium and attended classes! From time to time, I gently threw two cards and said, "Box 4, clubs, J, come up to do the problem ..."

2. On the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Yan said, Wukong, I'll give you a test. There are four of us. If one of us dies, how many people are left? Wukong replied: zero. Tang Priest was furious: 4- 1 = 0? Tell the teacher how you worked it out! When Wukong heard that the Tang Priest was killed by a stick, he looked at Pig and Friar Sand and said, Who is there now?

3. Go to buy watermelons with your daughter-in-law. Selling watermelons is not cheap. Me: It's still the watermelon. Why do you sell one and a half when everyone else sells one? He: He is also a daughter-in-law. How come everyone's 100 Jin is yours 150? Me: Let me calm down for a while. ...

The secret question of her space visit is "What's my male god's name?" I typed out the names of the male stars and the most handsome boys in the school that she always mentioned, and they all showed mistakes. Suddenly, my heart was blessed, my hands trembled, I entered my name, and then I pressed enter ... Sure enough, it wasn't. ...

Today, I went downstairs to buy things in a small supermarket. I saw the boss lecturing his son and asked him out of curiosity. The boss was excited and said that the son of a bitch had replaced my God of Wealth with his Altman. ...

6. I dropped two coins in my hand just now on the bus. I'm going to pick them up. My uncle sitting next to me picked them up. I thought he would give them back to me, but he put them directly in my pocket! I think my uncle may not have the money to take the bus, so forget it ... When the conductor came over and I took out two coins for the conductor, my uncle took out four coins from his pocket and said, I'll pay the girl's fare together! Uncle, what do you want? ...

7. Q: Why do you buy inflatable dolls depending on the date of production? A: Is it appropriate to find a girlfriend without looking at the horoscope?

8. There is a couple. The husband woke up first in the morning and said to his wife, "If I don't leave, it will be too late. By the way, this is your 800 yuan. " The wife accepted it without hesitation. At this time, they seem to understand something. ...

9. Wife: Do you know why men are called penises below? Husband: I don't know! Wife: As a man, you don't even know this! Husband: Do you know why? Wife: Because a man has three eggs, and then he hatched one! Husband: ...

10, a gentleman caught a cold and went to the hospital for intravenous drip. The nurse quickly inserted the needle into Mr. Wang's body and hung physiological saline. 1 more hours passed, and the water in the salt bottle was finished. When the nurse came, she immediately changed a bottle. The gentleman was puzzled and asked the nurse, "Miss, isn't there only one bottle on the prescription list?" The nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap behind the salt water and said, Sir, you are so lucky. This bottle won the lottery-another bottle ~!

1 1. An old man has never used an ATM before. When he used the ATM for the first time, a voice prompt came from the ATM: "Please enter the password!" The old man looked around and saw no one, so he bent down, folded his hands and whispered to the ATM, "Six zeros!" "

12, a child was tricked into sleeping with your grandfather at night, and the child refused to leave. * * * said: I can go without you.

Grandpa said in a positive tone: educate children to be honest. You can't fool children and old people at the same time.

13. The landlord is looking at the house with the new tenant.

Tenant: "It seems that this house often leaks water."

Landlord: "No, no, it only leaks when it rains."

George is drinking beer alone in the bar. He suddenly felt that he was going to the bathroom. He was afraid that someone would steal his beer after he left, so he wrote a note on the table: "I spit in the cup." When he came back, he found another sentence added to the paper: "I threw up, too."

15. Touch screens are popular in mobile phones and computers now. A friend expressed special emotion: "With the rapid development of science and technology, it is hard to say which day TV will touch the screen." Another friend said, "You are so stupid! If you have a remote control, do you want to poke it with your finger? "

16, a young girl married an old rich man. At the wedding, someone pointed to the back of the bride and said, "It's really wronged the girl. Look at that old groom, he is almost as old as her grandfather. "

The old rich man retorted, "I am more wronged than her." Her grandfather is only two years older than me, and I have to call him grandpa! " "

17, Grandpa posted a photo of a naked woman on the Internet. Hullova's seven brothers all left comments. Dawa: Awesome! Erwa: I am blind! Sanwa: Hard! Shiva: It will be hot! Wuwa: It's wet! Liuwa: Shit, it's a shame to hide! Qiwa ......

Ask for an educational joke

( 1)

A student asked the teacher, "Teacher, why is the straight line between two points the shortest?"

The teacher explained for a long time, but the students still didn't understand.

Finally, the teacher said helplessly, "If you throw a bone, do you think the dog will go around to pick it up or run straight over?"

"Of course, I ran directly." The student said.

"The dog knows you don't know …" said the teacher.

(2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." . "

The next day, the man called again and wanted to speak to Kazutaro. This time, the operator was a little annoyed and said, "I always told you that he died last week." Why are you calling? "The man said," because that's what I like to hear.

(3)

Four surgeons sit together and talk about who they like to operate on.

The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best." When you open their bodies, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order. "

The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best." When you open their bodies, everything is arranged in numerical order. "

The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best." When you open their bodies, everything is color coded. "

The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." "The other three doctors looked at each other and expressed doubts. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said, because they have no heart and spine, and their heads can be exchanged.

(4)

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, "What should I do with the remaining shrimp shells?" "Of course it's poured out," said the waiter. "no! Don't! NO 1, the Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. "

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What should I do with the remaining lemon peel?" "Of course it's poured out," said the waiter. "no! Don't! NO 1, the Japanese shook his head and said, in Japan, we send the leftover lemon peel to the factory to make fruit treasures, and then sell it to you in China. "

When checking out, the Japanese chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile, "What should I do with the remaining gum?" "Of course it's poured out," said the waiter. "no! Don't! NO 1, the Japanese shook his head and proudly said, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to factories, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China. "

The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know what to do with used condoms in China?" "Of course I threw it away." Japanese humanity.

The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and sold to you. "

(5)

There is a taxi on the way to Chicago airport, with a Japanese tourist on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast? 1

After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! Too fast. 1

Another taxi passed by. "ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Soon. Taxi drivers are 100% Americans. Seeing that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their own American cars, coupled with the arrogant language of the Japanese, I am somewhat annoyed.

When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure. 1

The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." ""so close to 1500 dollars? 1 "meters! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no cure.

(6)

There is an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. In the middle of the plane, it suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that in order to reduce the weight, one person had to jump off the plane.

So the American showed his personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and other countries! ! Then I jumped!

The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too

The plane continued to fly. ......

Who can tell me some short educational jokes?

The following eight jokes are very classic and share with you:

1, architect

A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by.

Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?"

The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "

Epiphany some words are true, but they sound false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt.

An English gentleman and a French lady share a box. The woman tried to seduce the Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold.

"How else can I help you?" Mr. Wang asked in dismay. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm."

"Young lady, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "

A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man.

ladle

Mike went into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup."

The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where's the spoon?"

Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is certainly a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong.

Step 4 wear it wrong

In the restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer wearing a coat.

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." The man replied.

"Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "then I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "

Suddenly realized

It proved not easy. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle.

Step 5 take it back

A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to my father, "Do you know Thomas' address? On the day of the quick report, he received an urgent call back: "I know."

realize suddenly

When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless.

6. Sad stories

Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs.

After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted.

"All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely sad: I left my room key in the hall."

Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy.

Step 7 sell books

A famous writer is coming to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books.

When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?"

"Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out."

I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him.

Step 8 help

In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write the address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady said, "write me another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you! "

" ......

Joke stories suitable for primary school students.

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. He announced: "children, after picking the fruit, we can wash it together, and we can eat it together after washing." All the children stared and ran to pick fruit. All the children will be * * *. Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?" Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them." Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?" Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? " A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit." Once upon a time, there was a horse! It ran into the sea. So, it becomes a "hippocampus"! Another friend of this horse fell into the river in order to find the horse that fell into the sea. Later, he

It became a hippo. The third horse is white. In order to find two missing friends, it came to a city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, leaving several black stripes on its body. Turns out to be a zebra! One day, the fourth horse came to a factory in order to find the companions of the first three horses, and the result was transformed into "iron"

Horse ". But later, those horses still couldn't escape the fate of being eaten, and they were all made into "Shaqima" and ravaged everywhere.

No horse was spared and became a world without horses.

One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. " The cow said, "I eat grass, and I won't fart so smelly." The pig said, "people who fart will blush." Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. The answer pass rate of "Drunk Life and Dream Death": 5.3% 2009-12-16 20: 53 In high school, all students in the school had to wear school uniforms every day, and some students who repeated classes never * * *. The teacher in charge of this field squats at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw that the classmate was not wearing a school uniform and asked him why. This classmate was furious and said, my mother is not dead. Why should I wear mourning clothes? Green Apple 2009-12-1621:06 I asked you if you were a pig, and you answered no, you were beaten-dishonest! The next day, I asked you if you were a pig, and your answer was, beaten-not modest! On the third day, I asked you if you were a pig, but you didn't say a word and were beaten wildly-even if you were a pig, you still dragged on! Hehe, I'm still a primary school student, and I'm particularly envious when I see the students who are assigned to read the composition by the teacher. I always hoped that the teacher would let me read it. The opportunity has finally come.

"So-and-so, read your composition to everyone!"

Pupils suddenly stood up: "My teacher". Teacher, I am more like your mother.

My family often plants green onions in pots in winter to keep them fresh and tender.

My sister saw it when she came home for the Spring Festival. She said to my mother with joy, "Hey! Mom, that's too rough. " My mother and I both laughed.

There is a neighbor named "Auntie" who goes to work by bike every day.

I met her at the door early in the morning. I smiled and said politely, "Grandma, Daban."

Bah! I want to bite off my tongue.

When I was a primary school student, I made a resolution at the general meeting of the whole school: "We should learn from the revolutionary spirit of the Red Army in climbing snow-capped mountains and crossing grasslands." Since then, I have been deprived of the right to political speech for life.

In high school, the teacher asked the deskmate to read the text. This girl has always been famous for her vivid reading. On that day, she was still reading aloud with a textbook in her hand. He stood on the sentry in the snowstorm, clutching a steel gun in his hand.

What we heard was.

He clung to the sentry in the snowstorm and held a pen tightly in his hand.

There was silence in the class, the teacher fell down with laughter, and then the classmates fell down.

I take my son to feed the ducks. He ran after the duck while scattering bread crumbs, and I ran after him with his apple (he didn't like it, so I had to take a few bites when he was distracted). He kept running, and I kept calling him, "Come and eat an apple and chase the duck!" " ! After repeating this sentence, I finally shouted, "Come and have a bite of the duck." Then I skillfully braked the car.

I remember when I was in primary school, there was a text called Waterfall. In the middle, it is said that the author turned a mountain and saw a waterfall hanging in it. One of my female classmates read aloud. ......

Seek a humorous and meaningful story.

1, Architect A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake whenever the train passed by. "This is nonsense. The architect of 1 replied, "Let me see. "After the architect arrived, his wife suggested that he lie on the bed and experience the feeling when the train passed by. Hardly had the architect gone to bed when his wife's husband came back. Seeing this, he snapped, "What are you doing in my wife's bed?" The architect replied trembling, "I said I was waiting for the train." Would you believe it? "I suddenly realized that some words were true, but they sounded false; Some words are false, but there is no doubt. Seduce an English gentleman and a French woman to share a box. This woman wants to seduce this Englishman. After she took off her clothes and lay down, she complained that she was cold. Mr. Wang gave her his quilt, but she kept saying it was cold. " How else can I help you? "Mr. Wang asked gloomily that when I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, I can't help you. I can't jump off the train to find your mother, can I? "A man who knows amorous feelings is a good man, and a man who doesn't know amorous feelings is a good man. Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup. The waiter brought it to him right away. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike shouted, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "Sorry, I can't drink this soup." The waiter had to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and is very popular with customers. Don't you ... "I mean, where is the spoon? "Correcting mistakes after an epiphany is of course a good thing. But we often remove the right ones and leave the wrong ones, and the result is wrong and wrong. 4. Wearing the wrong restaurant, an extremely humble person timidly touched another customer, who was wearing a coat. " Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre? ""no, I'm not. " The man replied, "He breathed a sigh of relief," so I'm not mistaken. I am him. You are wearing his coat. "It is not easy to be justified in an epiphany. People who are straightforward tend to feel inferior; And unreasonable people, heroes are like cattle. A Scotsman went to London and wanted to visit an old friend, but he forgot the address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas' address?" Express 1 On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "I know." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found it was the most useless. 6. Story Three people went to new york for a holiday. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. After discussion, they decided to walk back to their rooms and agreed to tell jokes, sing songs and tell stories in turn to reduce the fatigue of going upstairs. After telling jokes and singing songs, we finally climbed to the 34th floor, and everyone felt exhausted. "All right, Peter, tell a humorous story." Peter said, "The story is not long, but it is extremely wonderful: I left my room key in the lobby." Epiphany is our pain, so humor; We are humorous, so we are happy. 7. Selling Books A famous writer is going to visit a bookstore. The bookstore owner was flattered and quickly removed all the books and replaced them with writers' books. When the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy to ask, "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling well, and they are all sold out." I suddenly realized that "flattery" is a strange word: you seem to flatter him and insult him. 8. In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely, "Sir, would you please write my address on the postcard for me?" "Of course." The middle-aged man did as the old man asked. The old lady of 1 said, "Write me another short paragraph, will you?" Thank you! " "all right." After the middle-aged man finished writing according to the old lady's words, he asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?" "Well, there's one little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please help me add another sentence below: I'm sorry for the scrawl." If you don't help, people will hate you for a week. If the help is not perfect, it is best to ... governance motto: let those who oppose you understand you; ......

A wholesome joke

The story of the white rabbit

1. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" Boss: "Sorry, I still don't have it." "I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "The little white rabbit took out the money:" Great, I'll take two! "" "

We often mistake our ideas for others'.

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "giraffe, giraffe, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! " The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit, so she threw the marijuana behind her and ran in the forest with the white rabbit. Later, they met an elephant ready to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "Elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "Elephants look at cocaine and white rabbits, throw cocaine behind them and run in the forest with white rabbits and giraffes. Later, they met a lion who was going to kill a poisonous snake. The white rabbit said to the lion, "lion, lion, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" "Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! " The lion looked at the syringe and the rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed to beat the rabbit hard. The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the rabbit?" It is so kind. It cares about our health and makes us close to nature. "The lion said angrily," this rabbit drags me around in the forest like a * * * every time he takes it. "

It's ironic that the gap between fact and truth is so big.

3. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river and went home without catching anything. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home. On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit: If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will trample you to death!

Being a man is like fishing. If you can't give the right demand, even a fool who has been cheated is not happy.

In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first. Before the first forest appeared, it was the pol.ice of America. They spent a whole half-day meeting to make a battle plan, strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed! Then it was the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent 100 people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest. The leader shouted with a megaphone: "Rabbit, rabbit, you are surrounded, come out and surrender ..." Half a day passed, but nothing happened. Flying Tigers went into the forest to search again, but the mission failed! Finally, there are only four policemen in China. At first, they played mahjong. At dusk, a man walked into the forest with a baton. Five minutes later, he heard the screams of animals in the forest. The policeman in China came out with a cigarette and a smile, dragging a bear black and blue behind him. The bear was dying and said, "Stop playing, I'm a rabbit ..."

The hidden rules of society must be observed.

The little white rabbit was walking in the forest, and when he met the wolf, he came up and put two big ears on the little white rabbit and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance. The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and gave the white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat." Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. ......