Humorous English short sentences about mood

1. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget, the less you know. Then why study?

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. & amplt； Push >

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Money is not everything. There is a MasterCard & visa. & amplt； Push this sentence >

Hard work will never kill you. But why take the risk?

Success is a relative term. It brought many relatives.

Is that enough?

2. English humorous phrase 100 1. Money is not everything. There are MasterCard and Visa.

Money is not everything, after all, sometimes you need a credit card.

2. One should love animals. They are so delicious.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

3. Save water. Take a shower with your girlfriend.

Save water, so try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

4. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

6. Every man should get married. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. After all, happiness is not permanent.

7. Smart people never get married, but once they get married, they become smart. ..

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

8. Success is a relative term. It brought many relatives.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

9. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.

10. Love is very photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

3. Interesting English sentences. Mom asked me to translate! ! ! (Super hilarious)

Today, I was watching a DVD, and my mother came in with another book and said, tell me what these words mean.

Mom: What does this "I don't know" mean?

I said, "I don't know."

Mom: I sent you to college for several years. How come you don't know anything !

I said: no! I don't know!

Mom: Still mouth shut! ! ! ! $@%! #$^&； %#$%@$%@#$%! ^%^! ^%$^#&； .. (a good beating)

Mom: You're telling me this. What do you mean by "I know"? You should know. Tell me about it.

I said, "I know."

Mom: Tell me if you know.

I said, "I know."

Mom: Are you finding fault? You just cleaned up a little, didn't you?

I said: I know!

Mom: I know you haven't said it yet! ! Don't pretend to understand! & amp*$%^@$#! % $ @% # * $ # $% (another beating)

Mom: Be careful. You spent so much money to send you to college, and now you can't do anything. You can put on airs in front of my mother for a while. Please explain the last one to me. If you can't tell me that I'm cleaning you up, please translate what "I know but I don't want to tell you."

I fainted, picked up a pillow and hit it on my head for more than 30 times, hit my head against the wall for more than 40 times, slapped my mouth with my hands for more than 50 times, and kicked the corner of the table for more than 60 times. When I was bloody, I asked my mother: Are you satisfied now?

So her old man came to ask me again: "Son, what do you mean, I am anonymous, don't fool me?" "

Me: "I'm bored, so leave me alone."

Mom: "looking for a beating, talking to your mother like this" (so I was beaten)

Mom asked again; "I didn't hear anything, repeat. What do you mean? "

I said, "I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again. "

Mother said it again: I didn't hear anything, repeat it.

"I didn't catch that. Say it again. "

The result was tied.

Mom asked again, "What do you think?"

I said, "What did you say?" (beaten again)

Mother asked again, "What do you mean by looking it up in the dictionary?"

I said, "Look it up in the dictionary."

"Look it up in the dictionary. I asked what you were doing." (beaten)

Mother asked again, "you'd better ask some physical conditions." How do you translate it? "

I said, "You'd better ask someone else."

"You are my son, I ask others why, looking for a fight."

"ah! God help me! "

"God help me!"

"Play with your mother, and God won't save you! (beaten)

I ask you again: "Use your head and think again. What does that mean?" "

I said, "Use your head and think again."

"Son of a bitch, don't you dare hit me" and then do it.

I quickly said, "It means that only mothers are good in the world."

"Well, that's more like it. I'll make you something to eat later and ask you tomorrow. "

4. English sentences describing mood are really a bad day for me.

It's a pity

How terrible! !

I am in a bad mood.

I am in a bad mood.

I'm in a bad mood

I have a bad temper

I feel very depressed.

I'm in the lowest mood.

I'm in a bad mood

Lost, sleepy, depressed

broken-hearted

grieved

Sad

harm

Intelligent slave

teenagers

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are his whole world.

To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.

Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one. When we finally meet the right person, we should be grateful.

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

6. Money is not everything. There are MasterCard and Visa. Money is not everything, after all, sometimes you need a credit card.

One should love animals. They are soft. One should love animals, they are so tasty. Save water. Take a shower with your girlfriend Save water, so try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor. But don't be too cautious Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. Everyone should get married. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. After all, happiness is not permanent.

Smart people never get married. A wise man is unmarried. Success is a relative $ TERM. It brought many relatives. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off today. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today. Love is very photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

Children in the back seat can cause accidents. The accident in the back seat caused the child. The child in the back seat has an accident, and the accident in the back seat has children. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning. "Hard work won't kill anyone." But why take the risk? Hard work won't kill you.

But why take the risk? .

7. The English short sentence that sounds interesting is 1. Don't make trouble unless you make trouble.

Don't ask for trouble unless trouble comes to you. The first and fourth troubles are verbs, and the second and third troubles are nouns.

I think the one that the student wrote on the blackboard is wrong. I think the "that" that the student wrote on the blackboard is wrong. The first is a conjunction, which causes an object clause; The second and fifth are demonstrative pronouns "that"; The third thing is equivalent to a noun here; The fourth that is a relative pronoun, which causes an attributive clause.

I know. You know that. I know you know. I know, you know, I know. I know.

You know that. I know you know.

I know, you know, I know. We must stick together, otherwise we will be hanged one by one.

We must stick together or we will be hanged one by one. This is a pun.

Hanging together in front means "unity" and hanging together in the back means "hanging". The quick brown fox jumped over a lazy dog.

The quick brown fox jumped over a lazy dog. This sentence contains 26 English letters.

6. Did I see a bar or a bat? Did I see a bar or a bat? This is a palindrome sentence, which is the same as reading backwards. Similar to "Shanghai tap water comes from the sea."

7. Part I: Go to China for China and have China dinner with China. Go to China to buy porcelain, China has porcelain, and eat by porcelain.

Downward: Go to the front door and buy the front door. The front door has no front door and the back door has a front door. This is a neat and interesting English-Chinese couplet.

The second, fourth and fifth "front door" in the bottom link refers to "big front door" cigarettes. 8.2B or not 2B, which one is it? This is a word simplification game.

It means: to be or not to be, that is a question. To be or not to be, that is a question. ) 9. He has never seen a saw saw.

He has never seen a saw saw another saw. The first saw is the past tense of the verb see, the second and fourth saws are preceded by the indefinite article "a", which is the noun "saw", and the third saw is the verb "saw".

8. What are some sad English phrases? Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are his whole world. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Make yourself a better person and know yourself before you try to know others and expect them to know you. Make yourself a better person and know yourself before you try to know someone else and expect them to know you. A true friend is someone who reaches out to you and touches your heart. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Suddenly I feel like a doll, acting all kinds of joys and sorrows. There are many shiny silver silk threads on my back, which control all my actions. I suddenly feel like a gorgeous puppet, performing all the joys and sorrows, but there are always countless shining silver wires on my back, manipulating my every move. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am by your side. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am by your side.

No person deserves your tears, and the one who deserves them won't make you cry. No person deserves your tears, and the one who deserves them won't make you cry. Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being. Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved by others.

A true friend will hold your hand and touch your heart. A true friend will hold your hand and touch your heart. The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her. The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by his/her side and know you'll never have him/her.

Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. Don't spend time with someone who doesn't care spending it with you. Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when this happens, you will be thankful. Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one, so when this happens, you will be thankful.

Don't cry because it came to an end. Smile, because it is useful. Don't cry because it came to an end, smile because it happened. There will always be people who will hurt you, so you need to continue trusting and just worry. There will always be people who will hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.

Don't fight too much, the best things always happen when you don't expect them. Don't fight too much, the best things always happen when you least expect them. Money is not everything. There is a MasterCard & visa. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card. One should love animals. They are soft. One should love animals, they are so tasty. Save water. Take a shower with your girlfriend In order to save water, try to take a bath with your girlfriend. Love your neighbor. But don't be too cautious Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two women.

Everyone should get married. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent. Smart people never get married. When they get married, they become smart. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relationships. Success is a related term. He will bring you many irrelevant relatives (contacts). Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off today. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses. Find it today. Children in the back seat can cause accidents. The accident in the back seat caused the child. Something will happen to the child in the back seat. An accident in the back seat will give birth to a child. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep. There should be a better way to start a D. ..

9. When I was 12 years old, I just graduated from primary school.

The summer vacation is long and there is no homework. I feel bored.

Of course, I know the problem. No one can recall yesterday. I can't waste time. So I decided to study in the summer vacation.

The first books I read were Oliver twist and Jane Eyre. I have never seen such interesting books in my life.

Although I don't like reading before enjoying reading. Now, I can't live without books.

Because a good book is the best friend, today and forever.