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Qq is about the Mid-Autumn Festival.
First of all, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. A few years ago, Wuren moon cake accidentally put down the gun and was hacked. Personally, I think Wuren moon cake tastes good. Speaking of the bad taste of moon cakes, I'm afraid I've eaten moon cakes with lard. When I opened them, I found a shiny piece of lard inside. This kind of moon cake with lard is hard to accept, even if you recall the days when you used lard soy sauce to bibimbap!
Second, count on fingers. It's almost the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15th. Half a year has passed, and I still saved 30,000 to 40,000 in the first two years. It feels like another year has been wasted. .........
Third, the morning will soon pass in the blink of an eye. I heard that I will go on a business trip next week, and suddenly I feel sorry for the national examination. What should I do? The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Is the Spring Festival coming soon?
Yesterday, my mother-in-law said, do you eat moon cakes? Now many of them are sold outside. If you eat them, I will buy some for you. I suddenly realized that the Mid-Autumn Festival was coming again. How time flies. But I hope it will be faster.
It's Mid-Autumn Festival again, and there will be an important member in the next photo.
Sixth, I have to be busy at work recently! Actually, soon! Year after year! Blink of an eye is more than half a year! Inadvertently noticed that the supermarket shelves were full of moon cakes. How can I remember that moon cakes have only been eaten for less than a month? It's Mid-Autumn Festival again! There is nothing to look forward to, because the Mid-Autumn Festival still needs to send some money! There is nothing now!
The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and the full moon is round. Year after year, time flies, let yourself go and spend the holidays with your family and baby easily.
Eight, before you know it, it's almost September, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. There are moon cakes to eat. When I was a child, I liked to eat lotus seed paste, and when I was a teenager, I liked to eat egg yolk. Now I'm one month away from adulthood. What flavor of moon cakes do I like to eat? Five kernels are too hard and their teeth are not good.
9. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, and I still can't go home. Send the moon cakes issued by the company home, and I will work to earn money.
10. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again. I tried it in advance. Although not ideal, I haven't forgotten how to make moon cakes. Do you see it? This time, its stuffing is green bean paste and egg yolk. The yolk is so big that it can hardly be wrapped.
Eleven, after the Mid-Autumn Festival last year, I really wanted to eat moon cakes, thinking that this year's Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, egg yolk moon cakes ~ meow ~
Twelve, the Mid-Autumn Festival is over, and the eleventh is almost over, and the Chinese New Year is coming soon. A year passed in the blink of an eye. Don't always think that there is still a lot of time. Cherish the limited time in life.
The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Two years ago, I still spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone, and I still ate moon cakes alone. Now, I am married. Life is not smooth sailing, but I still feel very happy, very happy every day, very grateful and very satisfied.
14. Running is like this. Because I don't like autumn and winter, my mother said that you have been away for almost 20 days, so you will come back soon, right? Yes, I can't celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival on my birthday, but the train tickets haven't been sold yet. I don't know when I will go back. I don't know what to eat to make up for severe qi deficiency. I especially want to buy a pair of black sports shoes, but I don't know what to buy.
Fifteen, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again, and mooncakes are on sale!
Sixteen, it's almost Mid-Autumn Festival again. I thought of my father, but I never saw or heard his voice again. May my father be happy in another world! There are also moon cakes on Mid-Autumn Festival. We are all out of town and can't go back, but I believe you can see us! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Dad!
The annual Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. Do you remember when we played Kongming Lantern in Century Square?
The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming! Here, I wish you all a happy holiday. Every season has different new tricks, but I don't know what this year is like, but I still hope I have a different mental outlook, I can be radiant, energetic, rich and famous, and of course I hope to find a companion to accompany me for the rest of my life.
How time flies! The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. I really want to go home (see) but I'm afraid to go home (it's better to stay alone in the city than still be lonely). This time last year was very similar to now. Walked a circle and returned to the original point.
Twenty, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and I want to eat fresh meat moon cakes. I still remember the first time I ate meat moon cakes, which you brought me two years ago when I was spending the holidays with you. They are still hot and delicious! Of course, the roast duck dinner that day was also great! I plan to make fresh meat moon cakes myself this year, but unfortunately I can't eat them during the holidays.
2 1. Wait for March 3rd and May 1st, then the Dragon Boat Festival, then the Mid-Autumn Festival and finally the National Day. I feel that this year is almost over.
Twenty-two, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming! Miss mom and dad in heaven! Colleagues are talking about buying gifts for parents! And all I can think about is you! So sad.
The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wonder how to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival this year? . .
24. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again. I remember eating moon cakes in those days. It will be particularly simple, beautiful and easy to satisfy, and this year's moon cake festival may be a bit sad.
25. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again. I don't know that there are so many people who eat black five kernel moon cakes this year? I'm angry when I think about it. Wuren moon cake is obviously so so so so so so delicious!
26. Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. It should be cool at this time of year. But it's still hot. Noon is just like summer, and some of them still have air conditioning on. Of course it's not as hot as summer, but it's cool in the morning.
27. It's the Mid-Autumn Festival again. It seems that there are still two months. Isn't it a little early to prepare moon cakes?
Unconsciously, the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching again, and the homesickness is getting stronger and stronger.
29. My mother told me that your elder sister recently gave birth to a baby in the lobby, and your second cousin's baby had a birthday. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming home, and the old man has to give money to your grandfather for his birthday. I can hardly make ends meet.
Listening to music is almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, almost half a year. A full moon hangs high in the silent night.
Today, a supplier came to talk about moon cakes with his friends. It turns out that the Mid-Autumn Festival class is coming. Hehe, it's another reunion day!
The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again. How can you forget five years? Besides, this is also a last resort ~ If ever, don't H me, I will always be that me, and I will think of your me in everything I do in the past five years. It is uncomfortable to be quiet at night. It's better to have a speaker at the moment than to be alone in this melodramatic Fan Jian!
Thirty-three, I feel no sense of belonging at this point! How I miss home! I envy seeing my colleagues often go home to eat the meals cooked by my mother! From wearing short sleeves to wearing a cotton-padded jacket, you can only go home once. It hurts to think about it! It's Mid-Autumn Festival again, and I can only envy others' reunion! I am silently sad! Sometimes it really feels unfair! Why am I so far from home! I want to have a good cry
The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming again. Now I can smell moon cakes everywhere. I haven't eaten moon cakes for years, so I gave them away. Now I suddenly want to chew some to make up for it. I just want to eat something that is not greasy. . . .
35. It's Mid-Autumn Festival again. Time flies. I grew up and learned more, and the ugliness of human nature became more and more obvious.
Thirty-six, Weibo's animation is ok, it's almost Mid-Autumn Festival and birthday. I have been in Bangkok for three years in a row, and I will definitely not go this year.
37. It's Mid-Autumn Festival again. I don't know what I will do this Mid-Autumn Festival. Well, would I be happy without my family?
Thirty-eight, open the calendar, how time flies: it's almost Mid-Autumn Festival again!
Thirty-nine, 20xx-09-06 sunny days, read books, tidy up the contract, clean up the mess, and tidy up the upset mood. At noon, I was invited to have a small lunch at Shenyu Leyan. This place has almost become our private kitchen. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and what Party B fears most is to leave work with all kinds of bad emotions today.
[Mid-Autumn Festival] Sentences describing Mid-Autumn Festival
1, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a full moon.
On this special day, I send you a faint fragrance and a colorful blessing!
3. A crescent moon, like a hook, has gone through many vicissitudes, and it has become eternal in people's hearts in the autumn night. In order to commemorate its perfection, people will eat moon cakes on this day, and also to remember those sunny and round days. Did you eat moon cakes today? Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
4. The sky is gray and wild. A full moon hangs on the horizon, and the silver light shines all over the world. Heart faint, full of passion, Mid-Autumn Festival everyone happy, blessing message is just around the corner. I read in my mouth and am happy in my heart. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
5, Mid-Autumn Festival, send you a moon cake, brand-true feelings, ingredients-thoughts and blessings, manufacturers-friends, shelf life-a hundred years.
6. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, you from afar! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! If there is anything to celebrate, it must be reunion; If there is anything to be thankful for, it is peace.
7. The Mid-Autumn Festival is full. It's time to bless. I wish you happiness forever, no worries and happiness forever. Only smiling angels are not as bright as your pure flowers.
8. I gave all my thoughts and concerns to the moon. I hope the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival brings you all my blessings. I hope you will be happy to see the bright moonlight.
9. Don't be surprised if you can't see the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival, because "the moon represents my heart", it is in my heart. I weave every ray of moonlight into this short message and send it to you. I wish you happiness!
10, family is the sun and friends are the moon. Living in the sun healthily, it feels comfortable to see the moon. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, enjoy the warmth of the sunshine version and taste the warmth of the moonlight version. "Quanzhou Ruihe Yingfinidi" wishes my "moons" a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
1 1, Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and I have received many blessing messages, so I can't tell who sent them. In order to impress you, well, forward all the blessings you received to me, which will be effective!
12, Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, I miss the moon more, I am eager for reunion, and I want to eat moon cakes. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and happiness in the coming month!
13, Moon = Chang 'e+Jade Rabbit, Moon Cake = Make Moon Cake, Substitute: Moon Cake = Make Chang 'e+Jade Rabbit Cake, Conclusion: Moon Cake = Chang 'e's innocence+Jade Rabbit's spirit. Give you this moon cake, and wish you to be a good person. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
14, let the autumn wind bring my blessing to you, let the stars decorate your beautiful life, you ask me how much I miss you, the moon represents my heart, the Mid-Autumn Festival night whispers acacia, and the full moon looks forward to reunion.
15, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you a good mood, worry-free, good life, rich financial resources, beautiful face and all happiness! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
16, the month is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the person is me. Love your sincere heart, heaven and earth can learn.
17, there is a bright moon in the sky and old feelings in my heart. Send friends with your heart, and the Mid-Autumn Festival will be bright. When family members get together, send a message to express their feelings. The characters are short and the blessings are not shallow. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Worry less, pay more, have more fun, and wish the Mid-Autumn Festival several months earlier. Wish: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
18, every time you miss your family, you offer love to your post. The ends of the earth * * * At this time, I am filial to my elders.
19, friends are the enrichment around him, the number I want to dial most when I can't help it, the cup of tea I sit for a long time in the middle of the night, the figure I want to see most when I am leisurely, and the concern I never forget when I am busiest. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
20. The moon is round in the East China Sea, scattering silver light all over the world. The world looks up at the full moon and enjoys moon cakes. My heart hasn't changed. I'm worried about my friends. Best wishes on this holiday season. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
2 1, Mid-Autumn Festival full moon, friends are lines; With a gentle pull, friendship blooms; Flowers are full of branches and carefree; The flowers are gorgeous, and everything is as you wish! My good friend, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
Qq funny Mid-Autumn Festival talk daquan
1. There are no gifts for Mid-Autumn Festival this year. Let's say, we wish you all the best, sing health and happiness with you, and let me tell you that the god of wealth has followed you, and all the money and jewels are given to you. A happy life belongs to you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
2.8 15 is approaching, and I will send you a moon cake with the content of 100% concern and the ingredients of sweetness+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish.
3. Full moon, round family, round belly and round wallet ... Happy holidays, all the best and happy family! ! ! Don't think about me, hey hey! !
I wish you all the best.
During the year, moon cakes appear before and after the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the rest of the time is just soy sauce, but the appearance fee skyrockets, which makes people envy and hate.
6. From tonight to tomorrow, RMB and some gold bars will be issued during the day. Dollars will be changed into euros at noon, and there will be sporadic checks tomorrow morning. The meteorological department reminds you to wear a helmet and get rich with sacks! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
7. There are hidden rules in the mooncake industry, such as hundreds of thousands of pieces in a box, which people who usually buy don't eat.
8. I knew you would be surrounded by text messages during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Wise, I let the blessing cross the mountains, tall buildings, streets and alleys in the morning, flash past the old lady selling tea eggs, and get into your ear: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
9. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. I will give you a moon cake. The first layer: care! Second floor: considerate! The third floor: romantic! Fourth floor: warm! Intermediate layer: sweet! I wish you a good mood every day! Happy forever!
10. Look up at the fifteenth moon, let Bai Yueguang sprinkle it on you, want to give special love to you, and gently hum the moon to represent my heart. Can you hear me?
1 1. Flash past bin Laden's tail to avoid the violent explosion of mine disaster and bypass the typhoon attack in Southeast Asia. After so many dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
12. I'll pay you a New Year call just after the Mid-Autumn Festival. Remember to save Tomb-Sweeping Day's unfinished zongzi for the Lantern Festival.
13. Do you love me or not? I am here with Mingyue. You see me, or you don't see me, I'm here, always silent. You eat me, or you don't eat me, I'm here, watching you together. Come to my house or let me live in your belly. Mid-Autumn Festival, happy. I am, moon cake!
14, are you wandering in a foreign land? Mid-Autumn Festival can only sigh at the moon and sky? Parents and friends are not around, and some people envy reunion. SMS blessing comes quietly, just want to tell you: My concern is always by your side! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
15. Mid-Autumn Festival, there are moon cakes, tea leaves and banknotes, but I am different. Let's talk about it. It's economical and convenient.
16.8/kloc-0.5 don't send gifts, send text messages to wish you health and happiness, and sing with you. Let me tell you that the god of wealth has followed you and given you all the money and jewels. A happy life belongs to you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
17, escaped bin Laden's stalking, escaped the violent explosion of mine disaster, and bypassed the typhoon attack in Southeast Asia. After so many dangers, I just want to say to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
18, send you a moon cake, the first layer is blessing, the second layer is care, the third layer is happiness, the fourth layer is warmth, and the middle layer is sweetness. I wish you a happy moment, a happy day, a safe year and a happy life!
19, I heard that a strange thing happened in the Mid-Autumn Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: the pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human.
20. Looking up to the sky, the moon is not round. And heaven remains our neighbourhood, eager to wipe away tears and miss each other. There is no good time, and each blames the night. When you hear the sound, you will think of your face, and you will miss it for thousands of miles.
2 1. Last night, I watched the stars at night, and I figured out that you were really lucky after the Mid-Autumn Festival: good luck followed you, happiness stunned you, happiness came to you, love attacked you, and most importantly, the god of wealth stuck to you! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
22, I am the breeze, you are the smoke, always chasing forward. I am a kite, and you are a thread, always connected. I am a moon cake, and you are stuffing, wrapped in a ball. I am the bright moon, you are the spring, clearly in your heart! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
23. With the height of Yao Ming, the speed of Robles, the strength of Zou Shiming and the accuracy of Li Du, I solemnly declare to you: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, always happy! Take it easy, hold on!
24. Good news: On the Mid-Autumn Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can get moon cakes for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.
25. To welcome the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moon cakes are delivered, and when you take a bite, the fragrance comes and spreads all over your body. You are beaming with joy, good luck, smooth work, smooth career, family reunion, good health and all the best. Finally, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
Mid-Autumn Festival
A bright moon dispels thousands of thoughts; In Gui Xiang, intoxicating happiness is around; A red candle reflects the smiling face of reunion; A moon cake, taste the sweetness of life; One wish, countless beautiful tomorrows. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Because of fate, I met you; I know you because I am happy; I make friends with you because I am happy. Friendship keeps us together, caring makes me miss you, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. May my blessing make you have a happy and unforgettable Mid-Autumn Festival. It's time for the Mid-Autumn Festival full moon again. I can't help thinking of you in the fragrance of osmanthus. Your fragrance is the same as before, and your figure is round and elegant. I really miss you, dear … moon cakes. Just kidding, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and embrace happiness.
A bright moon, the two places separated, and the true feelings spread frequently. The long east wind blows half a wisp, gathering joy and leaving hate to look back. I used to have a full moon in the west building, but now I love text messages. Do you remember that when the word goose came back, two people of the same kind enjoyed the Mid-Autumn Festival? Round moon cakes contain deep thoughts, implicating you and me; There are many blessings in the short message, bless you and me. Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish the full moon a reunion and happiness forever! A bright moon hangs in the sky, and the autumn moon in both places is the same circle. In a few words, express wishes, colorful happiness is obvious, six or six big sails, seven blessings and eight longevity, nine continents and four seas know each other, everything is complete and happy. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
The moon cake is sweet, the moon is pleasant, the wine is intoxicating, the food warms people's hearts, the friends are heart-to-heart, the greetings are sincere, and the text messages are happy. I wish your lover and sweetheart a happy family and all the best during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I personally took charge of quality inspection and made a green moon cake: there was no radiation pollution, no camouflage of dyed steamed bread, no exaggeration of expansion factor, and it was really sincere. Presented by sister Chang 'e, Kaifeng has a surprise: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! During the Mid-Autumn Festival, I tailor it for you with the most affectionate transformation and the best wishes, and send you a round of multifunctional full moon to help you successfully cross the "moon", which often makes you feel happy and happy. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a happy family!
It's Mid-Autumn Festival again, and the bright moon is in the sky. Every time I miss my relatives during the festive season, thousands of thoughts turn into clouds; Flowers are similar year after year, and they are always suitable year after year; Send a blessing to express your homesickness, you know best in the depths; I wish your family all the best and happiness forever. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Yuyu is dust-free, the milky way is flowing, the moonlight is across the sky, and the flowers are full of shadows. The Mid-Autumn Night is particularly warm, the air is filled with sweetness, and Guanghua is saturated with blessings. I sincerely wish you a family reunion and a bright future in the Mid-Autumn Festival! A full moon melts into many thoughts, and the boundless night sky writes down many thoughts. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and good luck every day.
One moon, one you, two shadows, me and you. I am honored to know you. I've missed you for four months, and I've been looking for you all over the country. I am infatuated with you. I am surrounded by seven stars. I'll wait for you on August 15. The moon is high, I miss you, I smile, I have good luck, my heart beats, I have a beautiful life, I hold your waist in a happy life, and I wish my work and career a better life in the Mid-Autumn Festival. On the Mid-Autumn Festival night, the moonlight is like water, the scenery is picturesque and the festive atmosphere is strong. Blue mist reveals the shyness of young girls, and the breeze brings intoxicating fragrance, which attracts couples before and after the flowers, attracts naughty fish to play in the water, and exchanges leisure products for a happy life. It will always be sunny and the Mid-Autumn Festival will bloom. I wish the family a happy reunion!
The moon is round and the moon cakes are delicious. I wish you health forever. Tea in hand, wine in the cup, good luck every day; Dangui is falling, and it's Mid-Autumn Festival. I wish you carefree and carefree. Send blessings, remember old friends, spend a good full moon, and people will last for a long time. The Mid-Autumn Festival is particularly bright, and the festive season is doubly homesick. When people are happy, their spirits will be bright and their careers will be successful. Generous and healthy, enjoy family happiness. Dear friend, no matter where you are, I deeply wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and a family reunion! A bright moon, a bamboo window, a ray of moonlight and a ray of affection. A little breeze, a little coolness, a piece of true feelings are all in my heart. The sky is high and the moon is fragrant, and the flowers are overflowing. Autumn is charming and autumn scenery is long. The Mid-Autumn Festival on earth celebrates reunion, and first frost is everywhere. Have a good month, a long time, and the family is happy.
The moon is getting more and more round, the feelings are getting stronger and stronger, and the heart is getting closer and closer. I can't wait. On behalf of the people of the whole country, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! I have arranged all the blessings I will receive in the future. I want to keep a low profile and never tell anyone. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival. A bright moon shines on relatives, a ray of Gui Xiang is drunk, a moon cake is sweet, a greeting is sincerely sent, and a blessing is accompanied by happiness. Wish you a happy family and a happy life. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Worry less, pay more, have more fun, and wish the Mid-Autumn Festival several months earlier. Wish: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
Looking through the thin calendar, such as the memory full of tears, the full moon and Mid-Autumn Festival, with glittering and translucent silver dew, slipped into the eye on the title page of that day, splashing a little pale bitterness, another Mid-Autumn Festival, another waiting for the beauty of Chang 'e on the beach of moonlight. Autumn is clean and cool, the moon is bright and the night is thoughtful, and the heart is turbid. Seeing the bustling Leng Yue washed away, love for spring hurts loneliness in autumn, and it's hard for the mid-autumn moon to grow bright, and it's even harder to stay long, lamenting the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon's poignant beauty and indulging in lingering Tang poetry and Song poetry. Read the Mid-Autumn Festival and cry. The night is deep and the feelings are strong. Mid-Autumn Festival still lingers in the sky, crossing the cold sadness of fate and crossing the river of lovesickness in dreams. Only Yamashita's thin figure lingers on the lonely shore of lovesickness.
Mid-Autumn Festival is a day of homesickness. Looking at the bright moon, I can't help sighing. I remembered Su Shi's famous sentence "When will there be a bright moon?" . Mid-Autumn Festival is a beautiful myth, which has been handed down from generation to generation for 1000 years and 10000 years. In the process of appreciating and tasting the moon, a nation experiences and shows its unique charm. The autumn moon shines on the windowsill, and the cold wind is sad. Candle is sleepless and lonely. How can the clear light explain my monologue? I woke up in the middle of the night, and there was silence outside the window. In the bleak moonlight, I became more and more lonely and sleepless. On the moonlit night, two lines of lovesick tears were covered with curtains, like silver wind chimes, which resounded through my heart in enlightenment.
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