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What if too many girlfriends like it?
There are many people who like girlfriends. In fact, there are many confusions. If you talk too much, you will be in tears. You can only constantly declare your sovereignty and improve yourself.
current girlfriend, looks about 7-8 points, and there are many people chasing her at school. I am three years older than her in a different place. I remember the first time I went to her school to find her, because I had never been to that city, so she waited for me at the gate of her school. When I got to school, it was already 7 pm, so I stayed at the hotel at the gate of the school directly for convenience.
Having dinner together and visiting the campus in the evening was seen by many of her classmates and alumni, and I felt countless pairs of eyes staring at me, which made me feel Mao Mao in my heart. How dare you stay here? What if a pack of wolves eat me? Hurry and leave and go back to the hotel. ? After arriving at the hotel, the current mobile phone exploded ... N calls were not answered, and there were countless messages on QQ WeChat. Who is that love rat? How to go to the hotel with love rat? If you don't confess, you may not have a chance or something. She showed me her mobile phone, not on my own initiative.
I feel a lot of pressure at once. So many wolves rob me of meat, which is unbearable. Talk to her about blackening those wolves! But my girlfriend seems to like the feeling of being noticed, saying that people just care about me and have no other wishes, and even if they do, they won't be given a chance. Having said that, my brother doesn't insist, or he won't be able to play happily if it's unpleasant.
The next day, she decisively seized the opportunity and asked her to invite her roommate and friends who had a good time to have dinner and sing together and take the oath of sovereignty. See? I'm her boyfriend. Forget it! That's the mentality at that time. Now we get along well, but occasionally it's quite stressful. For example:
1. People often ask her out to eat and sing, although she usually doesn't go. (But she goes sometimes! I am also very angry). Smart people will ask her out by party, or ask her for help on the pretext of gratitude and so on.
2. People often send her flowers, although she never takes them. They sent too much. As a boyfriend, can I not send it? I can only say that spending money is like running water.
3. She occasionally makes car models, but I won't let her, but she says she likes it and can earn some pocket money. (it's very worrying, okay? I'm scared all day.)
Actually, I'm really happy with beautiful girls, but I'm also very tired.
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