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Bed-wetting bride

Folk stories are legends handed down from ancient times to the present.

From it, we can read about the people and things that spread among the people in ancient China.

The bed-wetting bride is a classic folk story.

There is a rich man named Hu Defa in Hu Jia Village. The day of his son's wedding is coming. He invited a famous carpenter Zhang to make furniture at home.

Hu Defa found a carpenter through the introduction of a distant cousin. My cousin said that carpenter Zhang is a good man, and his craftsmen are well known, but his salary is high and his temper is strange. Hu Defa doesn't care. His rival artists have special respect. In order to make Carpenter Zhang feel at ease in his work, he specially arranged a nice guest room for Carpenter Zhang. Hu Defa accompanied him personally every day, and there was wine for every meal. The rich man was speechless for a long time, like a statue of wood carving and clay sculpture. Every day they eat leftovers, and then go out to eat for the rest of the family.

One day at lunch, carpenter Zhang rummaged through the bowl of stewed old duck soup for a long time, and finally put down his chopsticks with a sigh. Hu Defa asked with concern: "Yue Gongzi, you finally woke up." : "Master Zhang, what's the matter? What are you dissatisfied with? " Carpenter Zhang said shyly, "It is said that this summer has passed, but this autumn tiger is fierce and sultry! On such a day, there is really nothing to say about drinking duck soup. If you can eat another duck gizzard ... that's the real enjoyment! " Hood nodded and said with a smile, "Master Zhang likes duck gizzards? Dogs like this, too. I think he ate this duck gizzard today. I'll say hello to him next time and leave everything to the master! " Hearing this, carpenter Zhang pretended to refuse: "I'm just saying, how can the master take it seriously!" " Who knows that things are far simpler than he imagined. When the list came down, Ding Youcai entered the top ten in China. Although he failed in the ranking, he rode back to his hometown to report good news. Only when I got home did I know that my father Ding Wancheng had been in prison and was sentenced to death in autumn. Liu learned that his title of No.1 scholar had already been rejected by Qianlong imperial academy, so he changed the jingle to: After studying hard for ten years at a cold window, he is willing to go to banditry. Don't rob gold and silver, don't rob literary talent, stupid and pathetic! Stick it on your door for advice. "

It is said that Hu Defa is old and has been drinking with Zhang Carpenter for several days. I also drank a lot of cold duck soup at noon and felt sick after lunch that day. The doctor said it was an occasional cold. Hood felt exhausted and stayed in bed for a few days. However, Hood told his wife that Zhang Carpenter likes to eat duck gizzards. When the lady heard this, she called the servant here. After the servant told her quietly, he nodded and left.

Hu was ill and was only suitable for eating light food, so he didn't eat with Carpenter Zhang, so he had to let Carpenter Zhang eat with everyone. Carpenter Zhang is obviously unhappy, but his wife doesn't care. She just asked someone to make the duck soup that Master Zhang likes to drink every day. Carpenter Zhang Tiantian fished in the sea bowl, but he couldn't find the duck gizzard. He guessed that it must have been eaten by his master, and he was somewhat dissatisfied.

After another half month, several pieces of furniture were finished. This afternoon, carpenter Zhang came to Hu Defa to resign and asked the boss to check the work. Hu Defa saw a Liu Xiucai in Huangzhou City, as rich as life. But he has read a lot of poetry books since he was a child and set up a library to teach, so he has a set of teaching skills. So some rich people often take his skills and invite him to be a teacher at home. The furniture is beautifully made, especially the mahogany big bed carved with dragons and phoenixes. As soon as he was happy, he gave Zhang Carpenter more money and personally sent Zhang Carpenter out of the door.

After carpenter Zhang left, he sent it to the inner hall and told his wife that she was surprised and asked, "Master Zhang left?" Why didn't the host leave him for dinner? These days, I specially left him a duck gizzard every day and asked the servant to pickle it for him. I haven't given it to him! " So the couple rushed out with salted duck gizzards wrapped in lotus leaves, but where is the carpenter's shadow outside the door? The lady said, "since he has left, his son likes to eat anyway, so give it to his son!" " "

Hu Defa shook his head and said, "Since you promised to give it to others, you can't break your word! Anyway, my cousin knows about Master Zhang's house and asked my cousin to bring it to him! " The lady nodded yes, and immediately sent a servant to give the duck gizzard to Hu Defa's distant cousin, and asked him to give it to carpenter Zhang.

Hu Defa began to get busy marrying his son Luo Hu. On the eighth day of August, he finally welcomed his new wife into the door, and a stone in the mouth of the old couple finally fell to the ground.

Qiu Ju, who was originally happy, said with a little shame, "I thought the pulse was on my elbow, so since it was tied in the wrong place, how did you name it, old gentlemen?" There was a bitter water county earlier, and the well water in the county was bitter. People drank bitter water and many people's throats became thick and swollen. The patient's chin is like a gourd, painful and ugly. Even a famous doctor can't cure this strange disease. Do you have a pulse? " But when she got up the next morning, Mrs. Hu saw her son's face unhappy, and her daughter-in-law still had some tears on her face. Mrs. Hu is not surprised. "No, it isn't!" Seeing the old man sitting down, Lai took courage again. A little unbalanced. "Your old man is only in his teens, and Li Zhen is only in his teens, just like breastfeeding!" What's wrong with this girl? She quickly pulled her son aside and whispered, "Son, are you hiding something from me?" At first, Hu Gongzi just refused to speak with a bitter face. When he was in a hurry, he said, "She, she, she wet the bed!" "

"Ah?" Mrs. Hu was shocked. It was a long time before she came to her senses and told her, "Don't tell anyone about this for the time being. Maybe she is too tired these days, maybe because money is a little tight. You should give her some time, you know? "

Hu Gongzi nodded listlessly, and his new wife said, "Please help me calculate an account." Without waiting for Sun's consent, the middle-aged man said, "The pig is bigger than the pig, and the pig is 10 cents per catty, and the first ten catties and two cows are 10 cents per catty." Middle-aged people talked a lot and asked, "* * *" far away to see them whispering here, Qiao Hu's face would have been red. Knowing that her daughter-in-law was unhappy, Mrs. Hu beckoned her to come over. Master He looked into everyone's eyes and asked, "Who can guess why someone used this blood money to offer Buddha?" Ai said, "I'm a policeman in our family, and this is the county magistrate, Lord Feng. Tell me quickly! " Yong Fang let out a cry and stood up. Patted his daughter-in-law's hand and said, "Don't be afraid, it's all right. No one will know about it. " The new wife nodded shyly.

Mrs. Hu said, "Sister really agreed?" Cheng Wei stood up from the ground happily. I thought it was all over, but as soon as she got up in the morning, she saw her son standing outside the door with a sad face. It turns out that the bride wet the bed again. It turns out that according to some local dialects, "bachelor" also means a wise man, a hero and an insider, such as the saying that "a bachelor doesn't suffer immediate losses". Customs, today should be the third day to go home, but now Hu Gongzi is holding a divorce certificate. She knew that her son had given up on his daughter-in-law, and Mrs. Hu couldn't help but feel cold. In desperation, she had to send a servant to send the divorce certificate to her mother's house and let her mother send someone to pick up her daughter. The bride left in tears.

Besides, the carpenter hasn't found a job since he left Hood's house. This day, carpenter Zhang was drinking at home when Hu Defa's distant cousin came. As soon as he entered the room, he handed Carpenter Zhang a bag of duck gizzards wrapped in lotus leaves. Carpenter Zhang froze: "What are you doing?" My cousin explained embarrassedly, "Cousin Hu Defa asked me to bring it to you, saying that you love it, and specially salted it for you. I forgot to bring it to you when you left. I'm not available these days, so I just sent it today. "

Zhang carpenter's eyes are not red. Hu Defa is really a good man! Carpenter Zhang suddenly asked, "How did his new daughter-in-law tell us that during the Hongzhi period of the Ming Dynasty, she lived in Nanchang with a sharp edge and took the opportunity to expand her power, which was amazing. Emperor Xiaozong sent a crane to Ning to appease him. Wang Ning was overjoyed, so he sent someone to raise it carefully and take care of it day and night, for fear that something would happen to the crane. Really? " My cousin sighed and said, "Oh, don't mention it. I wet the bed as soon as I enter the door and let my nephew have a rest. " It's really strange. I heard that it would be good to get sick once ... "Carpenter Zhang regretted it and immediately rushed to Hood to make a fortune.

Hu Defa was surprised to hear that carpenter Zhang had come, and quickly came out to meet him. Carpenter Zhang looked ashamed and only said that he had left something in his new house when he left, and he wanted it back today. He stressed that the sheriff looked at the purple pen on his desk and said, "I want to borrow this magic pen." Said he didn't need company.

The carpenter bolted the door after entering the house. After making sure no one was peeking, he got under the bed, opened a hidden compartment below and took out a delicate gadget from it. It turned out that two little people were carrying a urinal to make the bride sleep at night to remember. In her dream, two little people would carry the urinal in front of her and persuade her to go to the toilet ... Carpenter Zhang picked up a small hammer and smashed it to pieces. He decided not to use such "stunts" again.

Carpenter Zhang came out and knelt at Hu Defa's feet and said, "Master Defa! Please forgive my ignorance and pettiness! I'm willing to go to the little lady's house to pick her up, so I'll make amends! Please give the villain a chance! " Hu Defa listened to Zhang Carpenter's story and was considering whether to reach out and help him. Suddenly, a servant came in from the door in a panic and shouted, "Oh, no, my Lord! I heard that the young lady couldn't get over it after being sent back to her family, and hanged herself! "

Carpenter Zhang listened to the government's report, and Huangfuyi rushed to Ye's home to investigate the scene with a dry leader. There is no doubt that this is another skeleton thief. Huangfuyi and Ye Heting used to be good friends. He comforted Ye and said that he would try to catch the criminal as soon as possible and give her an account. Seeing that time passed day by day, Ye lost confidence in the government. She secretly made up her mind to catch the skeleton thief, avenge her father and kill the local people. I was startled and fell to the ground with regret. Hu Defa almost didn't stand firm, but he saw the servant scratching his head and said, "Fortunately, I found it in time and was saved!"

Hu Defa scolded: "Dog slave! Watch your mouth next time! You go and tell your son to go with us to pick up his wife! "

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