Women praise their sentences with humor [share]

A woman's compliment is humorous. I saw her sipping her mouth and squinting at herself with a smile. Her skin was as white as a fresh diamond, and there was a thin mole on her mouth, which made her even more charming. She is quite beautiful, and seems to be one or two years younger than him.

2. A generation of the whole city chasing waves, martial arts empty memories of children's homes. Don't laugh at your neighbor's daughter in the east. You are still wearing gauze on Baixi's head.

3. You are a girl, a beautiful girl, and how many envious eyes you attract; You are a girl, a happy girl, and how many happy songs you have brought.

I spent my whole life recalling the moment when I held hands with you. Feel it carefully with your heart and touch it deeply with your soul. I just want to accompany you all my life!

5. Really, from the heart, absolutely infatuated; Love, truth, no regrets, absolutely love you; Heart, very real, boiling hot, absolutely attentive. Love you most sincerely, forever and never part!

6. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, enthusiasm, wisdom and sensitivity.

7. Over time, when the heart is still beating vigorously, an elegant woman is always young and can't leave her place. Make public, your fashion sometimes has nothing to do with fashion. It interprets the code words in your heart and only follows your inner voice.

8. Your lovely dimples make flowers wither, your handsome appearance makes the moon shy, your superb IQ makes angels feel ashamed, and your charming smile makes boys feel brilliant.

9. To be an elegant and quiet woman, you should understand that the so-called love only happens in the freshness of getting to know each other a little. A person knows words, which makes them relate to each other and get information. It is this understanding that contains infinity.

10. Because of your praise, you can pass on friendship to your friends, and because of your praise, you can feel warmth to your lover. Don't be stingy with praise! Because your praise is an encouragement and a trust to others. Because of your praise, you can convey friendship to your friends, and because of your praise, you can feel warmth to your lover.

1 1. Love is silent, love is deep, and there is no complaint. Every minute flies with your time. The days without you are full of ambiguity with loneliness. Honey, will you spend more time with me?

12. Only the lotus can be worthy of your holiness, and you can be worthy of your ice and moon.

13. You are floating in an affectionate whisper, just like a young leaf sprouting from a branch, so natural and fresh, refreshing and inspiring.

14. You are a beautiful landscape on campus. Where you are, there is a refreshing fragrance. You have a book in your hand and wisdom in your eyes. You are world-famous women, and you are all nominated carp yue longmen in the college entrance examination.

15. Wear beautiful jewelry and charming skirts, and you are a beautiful fairy; Raise your black hair and sing happy songs, and you are a bright star; Bring a hundred times of self-confidence and raise the dream of youth, and you are a sonorous rose.

Women praise their sentences with humor 2 16. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you; Love your obsession, love the meat you love!

17. Walking and jumping, a gust of wind, flowers floating. Living in groups is flying, just like a scholar running wildly. Talking and laughing, the classmates have deep friendship. Handsome, generous, kind, lovely and loving.

18. On a sunny morning, a woman with straight hair in plain clothes walked slowly in a wide street. She doesn't have a strong perfume smell.

19. Every short message tells me that I miss you every time. In every word, I can't tell you how much I miss you Can you tell? I don't know when I began to like it there, and I will come there every night to wait for you because I miss you!

20. I am eager to be an imaginary person, someone who can talk to you and help you, and someone who can talk to you. I am always eager to be the person you love.

2 1. I have spent my youth in college and am about to enter the vast world of society. Shake up a beautiful skirt, dance all kinds of dances, sing the happiness in your heart, remember your college life and bid farewell to your student days.

22. College girls are like stars in the night sky, blooming on campus. Youth is like a rainbow after rain, beautiful and colorful. Like colorful clouds on the horizon, elegant, beautiful and dazzling. Shining with dazzling brilliance.

23. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

24. Smart women are gold, temperamental women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds.

25. Enjoy the beauty of loneliness in a person's sky; Enjoy the beautiful thoughts in the distance between two people! You are a gift from heaven, and I will cherish it for a lifetime!

26. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings! According to research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings!

27. How can green willows compare with your hair? How can green ripples compare with your eyes; Sometimes, I stare at your Zhang Yuzhao at the bedside and feel that the whole world is immersed in beautiful spring scenery forever.

28. Daxian is deeply honored to live in a big country and be well informed. Naturally, he is proficient and knowledgeable.

29. A beautiful girl, with natural beauty, fair skin, big eyes, delicate nose and full mouth, together with a lovely "uninvited scroll", constitutes a natural and beautiful picture.

There are two kinds of cutest girls in the world: one is beautiful and the other is smart. You are a smart and beautiful girl.

Sentences praising women for not being old are humorous.

The sentence praising a woman for not being old is humorous (I) 1. Lingling is less than two years old and chubby. On her red face, there is a pair of watery glasses. Long hair is in the air, and pink hair bands jump on the head, like two flying butterflies. What is particularly pleasing is her clever little mouth.

2. Get rid of immature arms and trivial troubles. Studying in colleges and universities, laughing at youth. Skirts are flying around, and learning enthusiasm is high. It's good to be such a girl and live an easy life.

Your fingers are very artistic.

4. How can green willow silk compare with your hair? How can green ripples compare with your eyes; Sometimes, I stare at your Zhang Yuzhao at the bedside and feel that the whole world is immersed in beautiful spring scenery forever.

I can't write love letters, I can only write "heart". ...

6. When you look back and smile, my heart seems to have found a bosom friend. I think you are the person I have been looking for all my life.

7. Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it. ...

8. You are a girl, a beautiful girl, and how many envious eyes you attract; You are a girl, a happy girl, and how many happy songs you have brought.

9. You are wearing a purple cheongsam, just like a beautiful butterfly flying by. The color is beautiful and soft.

10. Love is magical, which makes the laws of mathematics out of balance; Two people share the pain, only half the pain; And two people * * * enjoy one kind of happiness, but there are two kinds of happiness.

1 1. Just hiding you in my heart.

12. Elegance, like spring breeze, always blows the wrinkles of the soul and gives people relief; Elegance is like a ray of sunshine in winter, pouring on the body and warming the soul; Elegance is like a candle, which drives away darkness and gives people light and charm; Elegance is like a bunch of wintersweet, which silently announces spring and gives people expectation.

13. I can't forget your beautiful posture, your beautiful shadow and your smile. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!

14. Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully.

15. If you need me to love you for billions of years, I will accompany you forever! I'm sorry, I love you!

The sentence praising women's immortality is humorous (below) 16. Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!

17. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I feel very ordinary about them. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

18. The sea is broad-minded, and it can accumulate small streams into lakes, forming a mighty trend. If you are open-minded, you will learn from others and have infinite wisdom.

19. If there are two fairies as beautiful, I will choose the one with freckles on her face. Because this little thing won't make this little fairy more gentle and less proud.

20. You can't find your own beauty at all, you only find the shadow of the fairy.

2 1. You are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, which makes men admire you deeply.

22. If I am alive and the greatest gift from God is life, then life without you will be the greatest gift from God in my mission.

23. Your tenderness, your smile, your tenderness and your fragrance fascinate me.

24. Women are beautiful because they have a good mood; You are handsome because you are confident; The reason why you have temperament is because you have excellent self-restraint; I'm telling you because you have everything. I wish the perfect woman happiness.

25. There is definitely no moon today, because the brilliance of the moon is hidden by you.

26. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

27. I can't help but feel refreshed when I see your photo. I feel that the seven meridians and eight veins are one of them, and the seven orifices are also opened for six and a half. Beauty has been easy to get since ancient times, but few of them occupy the word temperament. At a young age, there is the appearance of closing the moon and feeling ashamed of flowers.

28. An elegant woman, elegant temperament, decent makeup and beautiful manners will still make her radiant. Modest and prudent, step by step, never frivolous, not grandiose, not showing off, not extravagant, not inferior, not vain, not greedy for beautiful jade.

29. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color.

30. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever.

Sentences praising women for cooking are humorous.

A compliment to a woman's cooking is very humorous. You are a flower in my heart, fresh and elegant. You are the rainbow in my heart, colorful; You are a river in my heart, cheerful and smart, and you are a song in my heart, gentle and sweet. Girls' Day is coming, and you are the most beautiful girl in my heart.

2. I saw her sipping her mouth and squinting at herself cheerfully. Her skin is as white as a fresh diamond, and there is a thin mole on the corner of her mouth, which makes her more charming. She is very handsome, and her age seems to be one or two years younger than him.

I miss you every day. ...

Missing is a kind of pain, but missing is a kind of suffering, and the past is a shadow that can't be waved away, but my heart can't stand it. I just want to tell you from a distance: yes! I miss you so much!

5. If missing is a disease, then I am terminally ill; If missing is a feeling, then I have the depth of the ocean; If love is because of hate, then I already hate it; If you poison blindly, I will spend my life for you.

6. Hide you in my heart.

7. For you, it won't change whether it is sunny or rainy.

8. You are a fairy in the sky, and I am an ordinary farmer. You swim mountains and rivers with colorful sleeves, and I plow Nanyang as a cultivator.

The students all admire her extraordinary courage and wisdom. When they meet with any difficulties, they all like to ask him for help.

10. You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty.

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12. When the wind blows your hair, I am simply fascinated: in the soft hair of the shiny shawl, in the faint eyebrows, in the clear water eyes, you are so beautiful!

13. The sea is broad-minded, and it can accumulate small streams into lakes, forming a mighty trend. If you are open-minded, you will learn from others and have infinite wisdom.

14. You never shy away from the heaviness of the mountain, you never despise the shallowness of the pool, you are rock solid, you regard wind and rain as the driving force for progress, and you are my true friend in my study and life.

15. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes.

A compliment to a woman's cooking ability is very humorous. Part II 16. Run to the distance of dreams and pursue the footsteps of youth; Understand the enthusiastic sponsorship and stay away from the loneliness of the soul; Listen to the sweet notes and step into the smooth road of happiness; Enjoy the care of boys and embark on the road to happiness.

17. Elegant women know how to decorate themselves, but they don't over-decorate or become a mere formality. They insist on independence, confidence and enthusiasm.

18. Actually, the first time I saw you was in the photo. In the photo, you are holding your chin and staring thoughtfully. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, let me unforgettable for a long time.

19. You always speak appropriately and behave generously. Don't be stingy with praise! Because your praise is an encouragement and a trust to others.

20. A compliment to a woman is also a smile.

2 1. An elegant woman will give people a noble, knowledgeable and connotative feeling, and her personality will never be publicized. They never let fashion control themselves in dressing, but beat the fashion trend with noble and elegant temperament, and never lose their essential style in order to catch up with the trend.

22. Whether you hate or love, whether you are bitter or happy, I will leave you the warmest and most beautiful place in my heart. As long as you are knocking at the door, I will hold you in my arms, because I love you forever.

23. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling.

24. Every day, the eyebrows are long and the clouds are frivolous. Don't marry your heart Spitting wine and stirring words, the flowers are like dancing clothes. Spring burst into tears and said it was bleak.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

26. I love you, with the enthusiasm in my past worries and the loyalty in my childhood. ...

27. There is no beauty in the future, and beauty is pleasing to the eye; The beauty of the countryside is amazing!

28. Jumping the pace of the times and singing campus songs. Dressed in trendy fashion, full of youthful vitality. It reveals a beautiful style and shows a beautiful face. It expresses the virtue of the soul and tells the surging of youth.

29. Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

30. Miss, you look so beautiful, absolutely stunning. The only thing I can do is to keep your jade photos in my personal computer photo album and take them out to enjoy at any time.

Sentences praising men are humorous.

Sentences praising men are humorous (I) 1. You are like the top-grade West Lake Longjing, and a touch of bitterness is your maturity. The more you taste, the better it tastes.

You really have good taste.

3. Mature men are the guardians of the wheat fields. Watch carefully! This is the dream of tulip field. Drunk!

4. You are excellent, very good.

You are a persevering person, and I admire you very much!

6. Your smile is very interesting.

7. You give people the feeling of wisdom.

8. His dark eyes suddenly caught the bloodthirsty chill of the upper class, just like a demon coming to the world. A pair of ice eyes easily penetrate people's hearts, pierce the weakest corner of my heart, and dance clothes.

9. You walk professionally as if you were a manager.

10. Honey, you are great. I love you so much!

1 1. It's strange that you are not the big boss with such a burly figure and handsome appearance!

12. Uncle is handsome and tall, with a smile on his square face: two rows of neat teeth are exposed when he smiles, and his curly hair is black and shiny. His eyes are not too big, but they are full of spirit.

13. His skin is fair, with a touch of handsomeness in his facial features and a touch of gentleness in his handsomeness. His temperament is so complicated, like a mixture of all kinds of temperament, but among those gentle and handsome, he has his own unique ethereal and handsome!

14. Boss, your horse head is really rich. This is a good place from all directions.

15. It is still gentle and calm, like white clouds rolling in the sky. Under the flower tree, the boy dressed as snow smiled.

16. Ambitious, tall and burly, personable, well-dressed, with beautiful eyes. -It's a compliment to a handsome guy.

17. A man with purple hair knelt on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and the thin sweat penetrated, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped around a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.

18. That kind of imposing manner, elegant long hair, strange dark blue eyes, tall and strong golden figure, coupled with that stunning face and the extraordinary handsome horse underneath ... descended like a god.

19. He stood on the balcony, lost in thought. Deep eyes hidden in the smoke, I don't know where. That afternoon, the sun had climbed up his tall and straight bronze back early, trying to sweep away all the lingering water drops with crimson enthusiasm.

20. His back is straight, as if in this beautiful figure like poplar, it contains great tenacity.

Sentences praising men are humorous (2)1. Your study is really excellent!

22. This is not a question of cowardice. You can't do it well without your ability.

23. He has good features. He laughs like a ripple on a basin of clear water. He is weak, but he doesn't lack a smile.

24. Your abilities in all aspects are outstanding, and I admire you very much.

25. A boy with a faint and indifferent breath stood in the backlight. He lowered his head and his eyes were covered with broken bangs. Under the fluorescent lamp, the boy's layered brown hair actually reflected a beautiful circle of light. Cold and uninhibited eyes, slender single phoenix eyes, and two thin lips under a high nose with pride. The most striking thing is that a row of small rainbow obsidian eyebrow nails on his left brow bone are shining with colored light, as sharp as his eyes.

26. His manners are very elegant.

27. You are a trustworthy person, a person who dares to take responsibility. When dealing with people like you, you will feel at ease and be practical.

28. gentle and polite; Elegance: elegance. Describe a person's gentle attitude and behavior. The present tense also means that there is no spirit of struggle, and there is no courage and enterprising spirit in doing things.

29. For you, rain or shine will never change. You are the best.

30. Broad-minded, tall and burly, high-spirited, well-dressed, and well-featured.

3 1. I really admire your mind. How many things others can't do, you can solve them as soon as you arrive.

32. You are really cool today. You must be fascinated! I'm really afraid of other women hitting on you.

33. Your earlobe is big and round. At first glance, it looks like a rich man.

34. His ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer ring and inner ring are even, like a carved work of art. ..

35. He is really something.

36. A smiling face, even two heavy eyebrows, has soft ripples, as if laughing all the time, curved like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. Pale skin sets off faint pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, extremely perfect face shape, and pure white is even more imposing. Keep an eye on it. I don't want to.

37. You really look energetic.

I really admire you.

39. "The three armed forces can win the handsome, but the ordinary man can't win the ambition." Your ambition is in your chest, and your ideal is in your arms. Even if the waves are rough, they can't destroy your sailing sails!

40. From you, I feel the majesty of power, smell the dirt on entrepreneurs and see the amazing creation of life.