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Sending Weibo selfie copy is suitable for sending your previous and present photos.

I heard that laughter often makes people old. Does crying often make you younger? I have compiled some copybooks suitable for sending my previous and present photos. Let's have a look!

1. After reading the life guide several times, I still choose not to pose.

From today on, as long as you are my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I live without money.

You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

It's shameless to be jealous of me when you are obviously better looking than me.

Running a red light generally has two consequences, one minute faster than others, or a lifetime faster than others.

6. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

7. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

8. There is no pearl shining, but it is smeared by others.

9. I have gradually matured, and maybe I have understood some things that I didn't understand before.

10, summer is coming, quilts are not used for covering, but for hugging.

1 1, beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and fatness in the sky depends on this sentence.

12. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: take only one selfie out of 3,000.

13, life is like a play, I am empty and lonely, because I live too much.

14, don't give me a discharge, because I have a caller ID here.

15, I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied by them. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

16, please pay attention to the food around you, you may die if you are not careful.

17, modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people fall behind.

18, smart people rely on strength in exams, and I generally rely on imagination in exams.

19, I don't want a dog, I don't want a cat, I want to raise you, after all, raising pigs makes me rich.

20. I heard that laughter often makes people old. Does crying often make you younger?

2 1, around the earth, there is nothing but poverty.

22. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

23. After this village, there is this store, because it is a chain store.

24. This is a sign of my growth.

25. Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties.

26. Don't worry or panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

27. I am in front of you, and my world is gray. After meeting you, it was dark in mcquarrie.

28. When you come, I will pick you up in the storm. When you leave, thunder will blow you away.