Funnily enough, the sea is wide and the sea is broken by diving.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

Whenever I have a strong desire to exercise, I will go to bed and lie flat until this feeling disappears completely!

Every day I keep setting a new world record-the number of days I have lived in this world.

Every morning is the same, recalling the past; Times have changed, and you and I still have deep feelings!

A happy marriage is really a world apart. You should marry an enemy-kill two birds with one stone by accomplishing lifelong events and revenge.

Why are you wearing so little? Instead of seducing men, they attracted a large group of mosquitoes. Some children now!

I don't know what dependence is until I drop my belt.

Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the broken drum is open to anyone.

One minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness.

What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

Friends are like quilts. What really warms you is your own body temperature.

Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

Spongebob's smile, I will never have it.

Two dwarfs stayed. A dwarf heard a sound from next door all night, two, three, hey! Sound. Ask each other the next day: You practiced all night! The companion said angrily, Bah, I didn't jump into bed all night!

If a name can decide fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives.

Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

I like you so much that you will die.

Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.

It would be really funny if it didn't happen to me.

There is no relationship in the world that is not riddled with holes. Every relationship has a reason to exist at the beginning, and it is inevitable to end when it ends.

The cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes are your own.

I never watch TV, but I often check the TV programs in the newspaper to see if they are printed wrong.

I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

I am a dragon in the sky, and my sister is a bunch of flowers on the ground. Dragons don't look up, it doesn't rain, and the rain doesn't make a bonus.

I believe in fate, not love. Love is just fireworks, bringing temporary warmth and comfort. Gorgeous only in an instant.

The place where a person cares more is the place where he feels most inferior.

I was challenged to say, bring it on. I didn't answer, but ran away and knocked him down with Monday morning quarterback.

There are two things in this world that can change people, one is time and the other is suffering.

Happiness is a comparative thing, and you can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

If cigarettes are not obedient, we will "smoke".

If you want to succeed, you must learn to give up. Only by giving up immediate interests can we get long-term profits.

How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

Knowing what you can do shows that you are growing; Knowing what you can't do shows that you are maturing.

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

Don't talk to me about feelings. It hurts money.

Don't see what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

My wife said I was forgetful and often lost my umbrella when I went out. So, there are more than a dozen umbrellas at home now.

Classic funny quotations, the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the broken drum can be beaten.

1, extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

Everyone is primitive at birth. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

4. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

5, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

6. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

7, the sea is wide with diving and beating drums.

8. Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.

9. When you stumble and become a cripple, you turn around and flash your waist.

10, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

1 1. I will be alone at Christmas and New Year's Day. Leave me alone at the end of the term!

12, you are good to me, so I can't help bullying you.

13, the most beautiful thing in the world is to eat and sleep.

14. For my Audi, your Dior and our children's Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

15, how about having a husband and scoring goals with the goalkeeper!

16, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

17, a person, if you don't push yourself, don't know how good you are. ...

18, it may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

19, once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find that the world is suddenly enlightened.

In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

2 1, boycott breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!

22. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.

23. Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky. ...

24. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

25. Every woman who calls herself "elder sister" is looking for a very man, and it turns out that the most man is herself.

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

27. I'll help you solve the problem that Confucius can't solve.

28. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is full of fire and smoke.

29, this girl, dressed really cool, looks really frustrated.

30. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.

3 1, the previous area was promiscuous and pulled out.

32. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

I am not a prince. Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

34. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

35, even if it is a piece of shit, there will be a day when I meet dung beetles. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

36. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark.

37. The road to success is always under construction.

Tell me, do you want to die or not?

39. The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke!

40. People who hang up QQ all day these days have nothing to do but go to work, that is, people who are not loved after work. ...

4 1, when there is no money, my wife's secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

42. Even if you look like shit, why do you have to be shit?

43. It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!

A classic talk about personality that is not confused-the sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the drums are broken and anyone can beat them.

You can't be too nostalgic. A fickle woman is the winner.

How's this? Let's hug until dawn.

The most annoying thing is that people who are still crowded when the bus is full have considered how to get off.

No matter how cold the cold wind blows, the place where you are is always the warmest.

I can't wait for Yelao. I just hope there is a hug waiting for you on the road.

Two people together, not for who can hold who, but for the interdependence, trust and persistence of two people.

What once made me proud is gone now. .

I hope there is such a person who will pet me like a dog. .

Every girl has a special meaning to you.

Silently guarding you, silently waiting for the miracle.

I am a selfish child, so selfish that I think you are mine. .

Listen to you, you and your ambiguous expression, I pretend to be funny with my despair.

I can always turn a blind eye, but don't treat me like a fool. Please don't touch my bottom line.

It's not that I can't express my true feelings, but I don't know what the result is after expression.

When treating you as a human being, try to be as humane as possible.

God likes joking, so smile.

Time is a river and people are often drowned.

Small trees can't be used without pruning, and children can't make tools without beating.

Nothing in the world is difficult for one who sets his mind to it.

When science can't explain it, looks will decide everything.

Your appearance is not accurate and your proportion is not good.

Recently, I have been under great pressure, and eating Wangwang ice cream is worse than others.

It is difficult to go to school when weeding at noon. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.

I saw an award-winning composition at the school's announcement threshold today. What is the topic of sex? Wu Jie covered her mouth and snickered for a minute.

Beating is kissing, scolding is love, beating is killing, and falling in love.

Going to eat at noon, a woman asked her two male colleagues if they wanted to eat tofu. Almost got my meal out.

I have lived for twenty years and have never done anything for the motherland and the people. It hurts every time I think about it!

Think about it, the kindergarten is still good. '

Yesterday, I dreamed that I ate earthworm in the canteen, spit it out in one gulp, spit it on the pillow, and changed the pillow in the middle of the night.

I think there are two kinds of people in this world that attract me the most. One is a beautiful person, and the other is you.

As if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the most ruthless revenge.

If, if, I will make a good choice.

How to change information. I can't change myself.

The biggest failure in my life is falling in love with the sea, which makes me unable to keep my feet on the ground.

Can you give me an accident to make me forget all the people and things?

Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind …

Don't give the tiger pills, don't regret it, killing Qiong Qi is a hero. What if I don't give tiger pills? Summon Diga Altman.

Adults are always naive unless they are poor and beaten.

Actually, miss pencil box, this is not where you put B.

I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

Turning cheap things into priceless things is the real king.

The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the broken drum is open to anyone.

Are you talking nonsense because of my light?

I'm not good-looking, but I'm not as freewheeling as you are.

I decided to gain weight so that I can bear the pain you gave me.

Don't try to teach pigs to sing, or you will make them unhappy.

Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

Do you want to take this plane or not? If you don't accept it, skydive yourself.

There is a saying that I love you. . There is a saying that I'm sorry.

Who can tell me how long it takes not to love someone? I've been sad for a month. How long will it take to get better? .

I think, now I should find my own happiness,

Single cycle, announce to the world that I love you. I just want to be with you. .

Youth without confusion is desolate. .

Although we are stupid, we think more than anyone else.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.

Close your eyes, and all that comes to mind is your figure.

The person I love doesn't love me, and I don't love the person who loves me.

The key to communication is to hear what you haven't said.

Don't care about eternity, just care about what you once had.

If a person is arrested, it is not because ta is afraid that you will leave ta, but because ta cares more about each other.

Sometimes two people are together because of love, and they are separated because they love each other more.

Your love, so quiet. But when I get hurt, I feel warm. Silence makes me feel nonexistent.

Because love is not easy to be sad, everything is happy.

I hope the person I love is healthy and kind, and my big palm can tolerate my little stubbornness.

There are broken drums and interesting mood phrases that people beat them.

1, don't always call me an animal. Get to know me better and you will know that I am worse than an animal.

2, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.

3, money, let us indulge, let us make money, without condoms.

No one will give you a step, move a chair yourself.

5. Accept the unchangeable and change the unacceptable.

It's hard to deceive yourself, but it's much easier to get used to it.

7. People always make mistakes, just like eating sesame seeds and losing sesame cakes.

8. What a terrible fool an educated fool is!

9. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

10, I can't like this song, I can't even be a human being.

1 1. Brother's attitude towards women: no initiative, no refusal, no responsibility.

12, there are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

13, like you, at this age, it has fallen below the issue price.

14, fake cigarettes, fake wine, fake friends, fake love, fake tenderness

15, I also know exactly what to do after my youth is short.

16, pick up a cigarette, loneliness is on your lips.

17, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P.

18, white camel mountain Qianggu Powder, apply a pack with one knife, including if you want to get a second knife.

19, ask what the world is like, and tell people to take off their clothes and pants.

20. Tell lies with real names in reality, and tell the truth with pseudonyms in the Internet.

2 1, these days, the more friends, the more fools.

22. God can't take care of everyone, so he created life insurance!

Youth is sitting hand in hand on a train that never looks back.

There are roads in the world, but there are too many crowded people, so there is no road.

Books are scarce at the time of use, and money is not enough to spend by the end of the month.

In the past year, I stole a lot of food from everyone. In the new year, I will steal more.

27. Tough guys and handsome guys don't need secular evaluation. After the storm, I still stand in front of everyone.

28. If there is really Mengpo soup and forgetful water, then I would like to drink it together!

29. If you have a cold and don't take medicine, it will be fine in 7 days; If you go to the hospital to see a doctor and take medicine, it will be fine in a week.

30, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken for anyone to play.