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Talk about the sadness of girls smoking.

Smoking is harmful, not to mention that you are not afraid; Organs are affected, remember not to imitate; The skin is yellow and rough, and the condition is very poor; Smoky, others disturb you; Say goodbye to this bad habit and keep the disease away from you! The sadness of girls smoking.

Those who don't smoke in the toilet after each class will be deducted 5 points and will not enjoy life.

The perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, smoke, cheat or exist.

From the moment you learn to smoke, you no longer need the comfort of others.

If she doesn't like me smoking, I won't smoke. If she doesn't like me drinking, I won't drink. If she doesn't like me beating around the bush, I won't beat around the bush. Just as I don't like her being stingy, she gradually became understanding and didn't like her dieting to lose weight, so she did exercise while eating as usual. It's not worth it, just see if you want to. Love needs the synchronized love of two people, not the futile efforts of one person.

Don't ask me how I feel about smoking, because I'm waiting for someone to persuade me to give up smoking.

Someone asked his friend: Why do you laugh when you smoke? Does this smoke smell good? The friend replied: Where? I just read in the book that smoking a cigarette can shorten life span by 5 seconds, and smiling can prolong life span by 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.

Smoking posture is becoming more and more skilled, and lovers are becoming more and more casual.

My sister never smokes, because smoking will hurt her lungs.

Some young people have to give up smoking. They took matches and said: there are only three things, and they won't smoke after three things; Thorns, thorns and thorns were destroyed. Also said: only five things. If I smoke again after the age of five, I will become a tiger; Thorns and thorns ... five people are gone. He also said: I don't smoke after seven days; Thorns, thorns ... seven are gone. Go to her uncle's house next door, when to light it and when to smoke it!

My fingers are more willing to smoke than I thought.

How much I love those who smoke and drink when I am sad!

A bad habit, which hasn't changed since you asked for it in the first three months of your relationship, will usually remain unchanged in your life, unless he survives a plane crash and changes his life from then on, or converts to Buddhism and becomes a person who has nothing to ask for. Like smoking.

り, don't fight, don't drink, don't smoke, this is that you don't smoke.

The reason for not wearing makeup is that it is a man's privilege not to smoke.

We don't like smoking, and we don't like the smell of smoke.

Let me know when you want to smoke in the future I will kiss you.

I admit that I am a four-good young man, smoking, picking up girls, computer, popularity,

In fact, sometimes everyone is very tired, but they never talk. They are afraid that others will not understand them, and they are also afraid that others will ignore themselves. As time goes on, they are used to keeping everything in their hearts. Sometimes they feel sad and will sit alone in the corner and smoke. When I think of tears, I will shed them unconsciously. What's wrong with everyone in the world? We are all human beings. Want to talk to you from the heart? Do you want to laugh at me? It doesn't matter. I won't tell anyone again.

Man is a very strange animal. He can control his body from eating. You can control your lungs not to smoke; You can control your words; You can control your dignity and not give in; But I can't control my heart. When you tell yourself again and again not to think about him, your heart tells you it's useless.

Why do you smoke? Aunt Yu married a woman yesterday! I was surprised to say that my second aunt married a woman. What should she do if she smokes? Answer: If so, what do I smoke and do with you?

The Sad Theory of Girls' Smoking (2)

Not drinking is bad for your stomach, not smoking is bad for your lungs, not staying up late is bad for your health, and you don't think he is bad for your heart.

A boyfriend who hates smoking

I don't want to smoke. I really don't want to smoke. I smoke by myself.

There are only two kinds of smokers, one is top-heavy and the other is pretentious.

He always suffocates when he smokes, covering his eyes and saying that he wants to have a good love.

A group of people were caught smoking in the toilet. The punishment is to let us clean the toilet.

You won't die if you don't smoke, but it will be worse than death.

Have dinner with friends and wives. They take care of the children. The children are very clever. They are eight years old. Several women are talking again. Why do children wean so early? What experience do they have? Fitness? Child God interjected: Dad smokes, and every time milk smells of smoke! Shocked everyone.

Smoking. * *. What happened to the fight? When I was young, I didn't do anything vigorous. Sorry about my youth. I lost. When I fail, am I afraid?

Sleep in a row in class, don't even know the exam, basic grades, smoking and playing cards in the plenary session.

You taught me to smoke, so I don't want to quit smoking.

As a smoker, you must have three conditions: smoking is light, and you have shameless charm when you smoke!

I smoke and drink, I am free, and I have loneliness that you have never had.

It is better to smoke and drink than to miss a girlfriend; Playing cards and online games is not as good as accompanying your girlfriend; Brothers fart, not as good as girlfriends love; Work hard and your girlfriend will love you for life. This is not a performance. I want to face you too.

As a smoker, smoking must meet three conditions: smoking, lighter and shameless charm.

There is no objective reason for smoking, just for myself and loneliness.

I smoke and drink. I stood in the middle of the road.

As a woman, even if she doesn't smoke or drink, what's the point of living?

Don't think that smoking, drinking and fighting are all bad boys. They also have a positive and enterprising heart, which is much kinder than those who pretend to play tricks all day. .

Do you know what real life is? Not a girl who smokes, drinks and sleeps, nor a girl who calls names and lifts tables. This is what others call chic. In fact, real life is very timid. You can only think about which girl you want to sleep with. In the face of the annoying guy, the smile has passed. Tomorrow is not as beautiful as we think, and the present situation is not as bad as we think. Ordinary is everyone's life.

The sadness of girls smoking says three.

As a smoker, smoking must meet three conditions: smoking, lighter and shameless charm.

Men don't like women who smoke, but forget that women smoke because of men.

Refuse to applaud and don't be too enthusiastic about the opposite sex. She has good living habits, smoking and drinking and partying all night will not happen to her, and she will not spend time in bars, nightclubs and other places. She knows that her value is not to please the opposite sex, so she won't take the initiative to talk to other men.

Today, my mother asked me why I smoke, and I said I like to eat soot!

Man is a very strange animal. He can control his body from eating. You can control your lungs not to smoke; You can control your indifference and don't talk; You can control your dignity and not give in; But I can't control my heart. When you tell yourself again and again not to think about him, your heart tells you it's useless.

Loving you won't hurt, because the left ventricle is too thick.

Listening to Nan Shannan will make you cry, get drunk when you drink, choke when you smoke, have a bad temper, have a bad temper and talk less when you quarrel. This is a freak. Who can blame?

You are a good girl, don't smoke, don't get drunk, and don't be decadent like me.

Smoking hurts my brother's lungs, and I'm never sad.

No smoking, no drinking, no staying up late. The world is so kind to you, but you take it out on yourself, thinking that you will cry the world out.

As a smoker, smoking must meet three conditions: smoking, lighter and shameless charm!

Some people say that smoking is lonely, so I want to smoke.

You smoke and I watch TV. At that time, we were so good. It seems that we are all willing to waste our lives in this room.

Want to smoke quietly alone; Tears silently, thinking hard!

I am just an ordinary person. I will get hurt, cry, be moved, pursue and give up. I am a man, not a god, not everything I can bear.

I smoke, but my heart is cold and I want to keep warm.

Brother smokes, his heart is cold and he wants to be warm.

Men can't forget women's love. Do you like smoking? I used to love it. If I don't love it, I will give it up.

Whatever the reason, don't smoke.

When you feel depressed and want to smoke, my brother says smoking is not good, but he smokes it himself.