There is an old song av that a person walks on the beach and leaves many footprints.

Seeing A (V) Ying changed me from the Monkey King to Lin Daiyu.

Two people you know very well.

The Monkey King in China's Four Classical Novels The Journey to the West

Lin Daiyu —— Four classical novels from A Dream of Red Mansions, China,

I have been the Monkey King's personality since I was 12 years old. I am naughty, smart, laughing and outgoing.

But why did she become Lin Daiyu from the age of 20?

And I am now 26 years old, worse than Lin Daiyu. Then what am I? I am a Promethean.

Pessimistic, unhappy, Lacrimosa all day, timid, shy, cowardly, wretched, socially fearful, neurasthenia for many years, wearing a tight spell, in a daze, living on foot, without friends or even girlfriends. I think of sand countless times. This is me now. My soul was eaten by the devil. Compared with the mental aspect, physical symptoms such as high myopia, second beat, bad breath, prostate, urinary bifurcation, urinary incontinence and back pain are not worth mentioning at all.

You know, I am a 26-year-old young man now.

Let me tell you how I changed from the Monkey King to Lin Daiyu through live posting.

I was born in 1988. I was born in a rural area in northern Shaanxi. I was cute, naughty and smart since I was a child. I like climbing mountains and trees (even limestone poles can climb). When I walk, I jump like a rabbit. You can't sit still for three minutes. When I was three years old, I ran to the stone eaves of the cave. My grandmother almost died when she saw it.

Grandpa named me monkey body. It means the character of a monkey. Once I climbed a tree and peed on my brother under it, hehe!

However, since 12 moved from the countryside to the town to study, she gradually came into contact with bad information, which is the transitional stage from the Monkey King to Lin Daiyu. I remember when I was in the sixth grade of primary school, my neighbor's children and I started to contact yellow discs. At that time, computers were not popular, and it was the era of vcd. Ever since I saw that, I have become Ying's puppet, and I have learned to masturbate.

I am the kind of person who rubs the bed board. First, climb the railing, and the railing will be broken in half a year. Later, I rubbed the sofa stall at home. After I used one stall for several years, it was three centimeters lower than the other.

My family lives in a cave. After years of accumulation, Kangban has been induced. When I was at school, I rubbed the foot of the table. Of course, English refers to the photos of female classmates, teachers, stars and women in books. At that time, I sketched very well and often drew my favorite female classmates and teachers masturbating naked there. At that time, my thought was that I was so smart that I found such an exciting game, as if I had found it.

Every time I masturbate, I am exhausted. When I was strong, I shot seven or eight times a day.

Then I fell asleep when I was tired, but the bad news came back soon, and there was a phenomenon of endless urine. I put on my pants every time I pee, and then I pee a part, which is out of control. When I went to the toilet, I found that our math teacher also had this problem, that is, I had to wait there for a long time after urinating, almost five minutes, but the math teacher was over 40 years old, and I was only 13.

It doesn't matter, but since the second grade of junior high school, why has my math class obviously failed to keep up? Primary school has been in the top few, and junior high school scored 100. Why can't my thinking keep up with others, and I still can't react to math problems that even ordinary students can react?

Moreover, I always get breathless when I take a few steps to play football, and my reaction to playing basketball is extremely slow. At that time, I saw in the middle school students' code magazine that there was a free request for therapists' information, and I wanted to ask for it, but I didn't dare. I am afraid that if I send it back, my classmates will know that I have the habit of holding English, and how shameful it will be. If I ask for information, my history may be rewritten.

When I was boarding outside in high school, the internet began to break out. When I was a freshman, I went to the Internet cafe to watch movies all night. I always sleep on my desk in class the next morning, and people are like dead. School was over when I slept, but I was out of spirits all day. I spent two years like this. I also have a classmate who goes online five times a week, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Nothing, but I was expelled from the class teacher a year later, and I was still not as good as him.

But soon my face became very ugly and sick. My parents took me to see Chinese medicine. In fact, Chinese medicine saw my bad habits, but didn't say I was anemic. He told me not to stay up late and play computer for a long time. He didn't say anything about Ying, so let me have some blood-enriching pulp. Now, as Feifei said, I stayed up late and sat for a long time, chopping three axes at the tree of life. I also had two attacks, that is, foaming at the mouth while sleeping and biting my tongue with my teeth. Fortunately, I was sent to the hospital for EEG twice, and then I was given a medicine to reduce my brain frequency. As soon as I took the medicine, I wanted to sleep. I slept all day, and then I didn't want to eat. Now that I think about it, epilepsy should be closely related to the hand. English. Is your brain excited when you hold your hand? English? Epilepsy is an abnormal fluctuation of brain waves.

Well, after senior three, mp4 went public crazily. I climbed into bed and looked at Huang while holding Ying. Now it seems that this habit is the fastest way for me to have a nervous breakdown. Childhood is the best time to rest and recover. Not sleeping, but committing suicide. This habit also made me quickly become a patient with high myopia, and I can't live without glasses for a long time. The university has also continued this habit. From then on, I soon became Lin Daiyu. I want to sleep every noon and night. I can hardly turn my brain, my memory is poor, my reaction is slow, and my ears are ringing. Another time, I had symptoms of crooked mouth and crooked eyes, which lasted for an hour. This is a symptom of liver wind moving internally. I become silent, especially in winter when the sun is weak. My brain seems to be frozen, I can't think of anything, and I feel a spell. I am very afraid of parties and communication. Everyone else is talkqingg in Kan Kan, but I can't even say a word, because my brain has been degraded by myself. It takes me half a day to react to what others say. I moved slowly and stood there like a stone statue.

Only when the essence is full can God flourish, and I .... . . 12 It's normal for a historical corpse to turn into a stone statue.

Day after day, I have become accustomed to this kind of sand life. Hehe, at this point, I have become a model of Lin Daiyu. Do you want to know how I passed Sister Lin? Sister Lin was at least alone, but I became a Promethean.

It's true that evil ying harms others and herself. I hope those who hear it will take warning, and don't follow in my footsteps!