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The "garbage collector" went to class and all the lights went out before he finished speaking. Murphy: What do you want to collect?

Starting from 20 10, the program "If You Are the One" has been broadcast for 10 years. To put it bluntly, this program is a "matchmaker" platform to help others make blind dates. Many single men and women have found their favorite objects here, thus living a happy life. However, there are also beautiful women who value material things more like Mano.

Of course, everyone has different requirements for choosing a spouse, and we are not good at making arbitrary comments. But not long ago, another "junk collector" appeared in the column and accidentally put out all the lights. But when he answered Murphy, all the female guests regretted it. Not long ago 1 33-year-old male guests came to participate in the program "If You Are the One". When he first came to power, everyone had a very good impression of him.

I saw this man wearing a straight suit and clean hair, and he looked a little successful. Plus, 33 years old is not very old, so all the female guests left lights for him. This person is also very talkative He said he liked gentler women. He has been in love several times before, but they all ended in vain.

However, when he told others about his work, he immediately shut others down. The male guest said that he is a 1 "waste collector" and has been engaged in this work for five years. What's more, he also emphasized that I have done a good job in this position and will not change jobs in the future. As soon as this was said, the embarrassing scene of 1 appeared: all the female guests present turned off the lights.

Even 1' s female guests directly came to the sentence: You dare to come on a blind date if you collect waste products, so don't waste your time if you have no money! This sentence is a bit hurtful. Although collecting waste products is not a decent industry, people don't steal or rob it, which belongs to the formal industry.

Later, Morphy couldn't help it and asked the other party directly, "Tell me what I received." As a result, the man gave everyone an "entertainment". It turns out that his so-called waste collection is actually an industry of "recycling luxury cars and transforming them into racing cars". He is also a racing driver and has won some awards. Later, he also said that his worth was over 65.438+0.2 billion, which was not bad at all.

It turns out that this man is also playing with his heartbeat, in order to test the female guests on the stage. As a result, he was a little disappointed: there were no 1 people who could afford to collect waste. Objectively speaking, the field of waste collection is really not high, and it is also embarrassing to say it. If these female guests find a boyfriend who collects waste products, it seems that they can't get out and introduce them to others.

But people are here on a blind date, so you should be polite and at least give others basic respect. The grade of "collecting waste" is not high enough, but it belongs to making money by eating, and stealing is not illegal. Finally, these girls really missed such a "bachelor" because of their own impulse.