What are some witty sentences about aunt’s pain?

Write funny sentences about aunt’s pain:

1. Why does my aunt’s stomach hurt when I feel pain? Let me die, I can’t stand it anymore.

2. Why did I not have pain in the past but now I have acne breakouts every time + it hurts so much that I can’t even think about my humble motherhood.

3. My aunt used to have no pain, but she would jump very much and then she would not pay attention to her diet. So this time my aunt was in so much pain that she doubted the life she deserved.

4. Ever since I experienced the pain of appendicitis, I can no longer tell the difference between my aunt’s pain and her appendix pain.

5. My aunt was rolling around on the bed in pain, and the two came to visit me. The pet competition begins now.

6. It’s embarrassing to say that I haven’t seen the autumn of my hometown for five years. I was sunburned by the autumn tiger. Later, I got a black tendon. The pain of my aunt is a little more unbearable than the pain of a tattoo.

7. I think seriously every time, is my aunt in pain to the point where she needs to take ibuprofen?

8. I went to bed at around ten o'clock and was suddenly woken up by my aunt's pain. Now the system is getting worse and worse.

9. On a rainy day when my aunt was in pain, she just wanted to lie down all day and listen to the sound of rain hitting the eaves. Her dream would be sweeter than reality, but when she woke up, it was all gone.

10. My aunt was in so much pain that she wanted to take ibuprofen to make porridge, so she wanted to go back and beat herself up for eating ice cream without stopping.