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The circle of friends is funny and interesting. Say a word to attract people to say a word.

1. As soon as I stress to keep a low profile, you should clap and scream for me.

I don't even want a basin for spilled water.

4. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense!

I knew that winter was coming when the instant noodle sauce changed from liquid to solid.

6. Being single is a way of life, and getting married is a way of life.

7. Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

There are only two things I can't do in my life, this and that.

9. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.

10. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome.

1 1. Even if everyone shouts, they want wives all over the world.

12. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.

13. God closed a door for you, then went to wash and sleep.

14. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

15. At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body and give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

16. Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I will accompany you.

17. Don't always be hot and cold to me, so I'm afraid of catching a cold.

18. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

19. Go to bed early every day. If you have nothing to do, you should play with your mobile phone less, which is not good for your mobile phone.

20. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

2 1. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

22. Big data shows that quitting smoking can prolong your life span for nearly ten years. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.

23. You have abdominal muscles and I have a belly, not very belly, but very skin.

24. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

I love math so much that you only give me the right to write my name!

26. In the matter of getting fat, the stomach and legs have the most say, and only the chest seems to be an outsider, which has nothing to do with it.

27. Your Mr Right is an incomparable monkey. One day he will walk over the tower in two steps and invite you to die.

28. A bug in front flew next to my math problem, looked at it for a few times and died.

29. At that time, I was young and liked to pretend to be a writer. Now I'm fine. I only like money.

30. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

Attractively talk about friends circle.

First, silence is only because of love and hate, and the ripple that makes it rotate is the persistence of love; Even if you cultivate immortality, you can help me in the same boat and turn to the golden tongue. After all, after the concert, the past will be lonely.

Second, there is no eternal love in this world, only eternal wounds.

Third, the highest state of love is to stand the dull fleeting time. Sometimes happiness is like sand in the palm of your hand. The tighter you hold, the faster you lose. Sometimes happiness is like a flower on the other side, faintly visible, but not touched. Calm your life, you will not be so angry and impatient, and you can pursue peace in everything. Things are going on peacefully. What can't be solved?

4. I wrote many short messages to you, telling my fiery poems and recording the imprint of your heart and mine. Every sentence is as sweet as a poem and my hope for life.

True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are afraid of being taken away by others.

6. Roses are blooming on the wall of memory. I snuggle in your arms and think about eternity.

Seven, stay out of it, anyone can calm down, anyone can calm down in it, so please don't comment on anyone easily, because you are not among them.

Eight, gratitude! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

Nine, maybe a lot of things can't be done, but fortunately I met many good people.

When we try to make ourselves better than we are now, everything around us will become better.

1 1. Life is a journey. Cherish the past scenery, grasp the present scenery and imagine the future scenery.

The strongest feeling in the world is not that I love you, but that I am used to having you. So, don't be afraid of time. If you love deeply enough, time will make it deeper. Time flies for many years, but I still love you, so I understand that interdependence is the deepest love.

Thirteen, the mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

Fourteen, want to get the respect of others, want to let others look up to you, first of all, you have to respect others, look up to others. Not everyone is born the son of a rich man or a powerful aristocrat. The earth is so big, there will always be some people who want to be civilians and poor. So don't look down on others.

Fifteen, love and hate, sadness and joy, what I can get is not love, but my own state of mind.

I only hope that the world can be cruel and small, so small that I can see you when I turn around.

17. Don't remember for the sake of remembering, and don't remember for the sake of forgetting. What is sealed by time can only be printed by time. In fact, in order to forget, you can recall again and again; In order to remember, I can't get my memory back. We rushed all the way, but we couldn't catch up. We have lost more and more things. When we look back, we can't find our original self.

I'm really afraid that someone else will appear one day to take my place in your heart.

Since you left, I have been wondering whether I should give up. And your sentence: good morning, let my heart persist and collapse in an instant.

Twenty, sometimes you need to put yourself in other's shoes and change a sad face into a smile.

I'll call you again. (Next life! )

Twenty-two, not all dusk is so beautiful, not all feelings can have a fairy-tale happy ending.

Twenty-three, good night is no longer an expression of mind, it just becomes a polite greeting. After all, you have no idea if the person on the other end of the phone is sleeping. All I can know is that when I say it, the topic is over.

24. Hard life needs no explanation.

This is life, like a fish drinking water.

26. Time will tell.

A smile is fleeting, but sometimes the memory behind it can last forever.

Twenty-eight, if there are no traces of dreams, no tears, unforgettable memories of the past can also be understated. The only injury that bothers me.

Twenty-nine, childhood friends, dependent on each other, how can the glitz in the world rival you for a kiss?

Thirty, why break up now? Basically, I don't like it. I don't like it. I have no future. I just refuse to admit that I like others. It's really embarrassing.

Thirty-one, lovers who break up will tacitly turn their heads to one side every time they meet.

32. If you want to say something, you will naturally say it. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.

33. Life is like a hike. You only learn to smile when you hurt and love.

34. My ex-boyfriend asked me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied: next time.

35. Be gentle, but don't compromise. We should be quiet, calm and strong.

Thirty-six, I treasure your poems in the book holder, and cherish beautiful memories in my heart like flowers.

37. Know me through other people's mouths. Is your head used to increase height?

I will always remember that I loved you, even though I was just a passer-by.

Attractive and inspiring classics in the circle of friends. Say something.

1, we are always remembering those who have forgotten us, and those who have been forgotten by us are also commemorating us.

2, someone gives you a cup of hot water, please don't turn a blind eye, the water will be difficult to swallow when it is cold.

Someone values you, please don't turn a blind eye. It is difficult to warm up when the heart is cold.

4. Stay close if you like it, and go far if you don't like it; If you care, you will miss it If you don't care, you won't read it again.

5, initiative is not doing nothing, but worrying about it; Enthusiasm is not lack of dignity, but want to accompany you.

6, the water should be drunk hot, and the body can be warm; Love will last only if the heart knows how to exchange.

7. Hold on as fast as possible before letting go. Because love, once missed, will never come back.

8. It is best not to look at the things that have passed away, and it is best not to look at them.

9. Everything just goes with the flow, and when it comes, it is safe. This is the way to survive. There are so many things in life that you can't get used to. It's all asking for it. Look at it.

10, when you change a person from missing to remembering, it means that he has evaporated in your life.

1 1. Sometimes I get angry, angry and sad. In fact, it's just because the results you get are far from what you think, and you are always competing with yourself.

12, many times, because there is no choice, people tend to take the right path.

13, keep it simple and life will be happier. The best is not necessarily the most suitable, but the most suitable is the best. There are many people who are willing to accompany you, and few people will accompany you to the end.

14, true love, not complaining because of injury; Will not let go because of difficulties; And I won't hate it because I let go.

15. If you hold it too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.

16, loneliness means that no one is lonely in your heart, but someone is not around in your heart.

17, it is yours, it is yours. The more you persist, the easier it is to lose. We have worked hard, cherished and have a clear conscience. The rest is left to fate.

18, the injury you suffered today will only make you stronger tomorrow.

19, looking back, can't keep the years. If you watch, you will lose track of time. So, we smiled indifferently and felt relieved.

20. Love is not about finding a perfect person. On the contrary, we should learn to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.

2 1, people who love you won't really want to leave.

22. When we have tasted the ups and downs, we will feel that lightness is the most mellow and lasting spiritual taste of life.

23. The so-called growing up is to look down on what was originally valued and value what was originally underestimated.

24. Always reluctant to part with the past, so it caused a lot of bitterness, always reluctant, and eventually led to empty hands.

No matter how many mistakes you make, no matter how slow you make progress, you are ahead of those who have never tried.

Youth is happiness after all, because it has a future.

27. Turn the world into a landscape of love with your steps.

28. In life, you can always meet such a person. You can't see what he has done, but you can only see him shouting and boasting all day.

29. No matter how much you care, you can't move your heart that doesn't love you; No matter how long you wait, you can't wait for someone who doesn't miss you. You can't bear it, just look at whether it's worth it; Can't let go, it depends on whether there is an equivalent return!

30. Remember one sentence: People who love you won't hurt you; People who miss you won't keep you waiting! In feelings, chasing is very tiring and demanding.

3 1, people who miss you will always take the initiative to find you; Don't let your people find out and ignore you.

32. Men can't stand temptation, and women can't stand loneliness.

33, walking, has reached the age of play.

34. Walking, I know that it is not necessarily a long-term love, but it will definitely meet people's hearts.

35. Walking, I understand that no one will tolerate and forgive you forever like parents.

36. I'm afraid to leave, because the older I get, the more relatives I leave. Life is impermanent!

37. I'm afraid of walking, because if I'm not careful, my internal organs will get hurt. I'm afraid of the pain covered in scars!

38. Walking, I've changed, and I'm stubborn in carrying it myself. I have become tenacious, more like a cactus, and I can live anywhere I throw it.

39, walking, I had an epiphany, no longer paranoid, and no longer so obsessed with some persistence.

40. Walking, I am mature, and I can turn a blind eye to many things I don't understand.

4 1, walking, I learned, let those who are willing to part with it and those who are reluctant to part with it.

42, walking, I am awake, not everyone is willing to accompany you through everything.

I like and am used to keeping a distance from changing things, so that I can know what is the law that will not be abandoned by time. For example, if loving someone is full of variables, I will take a step back and watch it quietly until I see sincere feelings.

44. If you don't say forever, who can promise the future? All we can grasp is the local feelings at that time. But life is made up of countless now, and every moment is forever.

It may take only one second to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

46. A part of life is hard to find. Now that you have met, don't hesitate to hurry, or it will be too late to regret if you miss it. Regret is easy to write, but it is the hardest pain in life.

47. With the forgiveness of years, growth came as scheduled, but looking back, I don't know that youth is fleeting. However, there are still birds flying in the sky, and everything will come back eventually.

48. Some people's love is just an emotion at that time. If the other person mistakenly regards this feeling as a long-term love, it is naive.

49. If you can't get it, you will never suffer. There is no need to pursue a beautiful back. You don't have to worry about the paradise where love dies. No problem.

50. The heart of love is a trickle. Look at the trickle between mountains and rivers, silently flowing with clear persistence. As if telling the rings of the years, as if telling the story of the world. The gurgling streams and quiet scenery attract countless tourists to travel long distances, meet each other because of water, and know each other because of water.

5 1. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

People with positive energy have great wisdom. They can distinguish between black and white right and wrong in the world, and will not go astray on the road of life, nor will they go with the flow. They don't distort the nature of things, nor do they exaggerate the disadvantages of things. They know how the world works and understand that everyone has a sunny day and a sunny day. They will give you the most pertinent advice when you need it. They are principled but innovative, opinionated but receptive.

53. People live in this world with too many obstacles and too many disappointments. Because those old things are branded with yesterday's joy, it takes courage to discard them and space to collect them.

I like you, but I love you now, and I love the whole future.

55. I want to give you a flower in my hand, which is not enough to complete a fairy tale, so I watched you smile safely and hurried through the years with me.

56. It seems that everyone will change and become unpredictable, even themselves. A lot of things, not to say that how can how. Sometimes, inexplicably, I think so much that I will collapse.

57. I thought what I was afraid of was the moment of farewell. It turns out that I am also afraid of reunion.

58. Don't imagine what he should be like. What we really love is often far from what we think we will fall in love with.

59, no one, let you see her smile, will raise your mouth, see her frown, want to take the lead.

60. There is always a helplessness in the world: the people I love don't love me, and the people who love me don't love me! Maybe you will be lucky to be loved by others, maybe you don't know at all, maybe you pretend not to understand, but in any case, being loved is also a kind of happiness, not just love, but also a kind of recognition, which at least proves that you have the value of being loved and will make you proud of being appreciated.

6 1, why do you want to know each other's secrets? The darkest place in the world is one's heart.

62. We can never predict the future. We were too honest when we were young, but we were too dishonest when we grew up.

63. Ten years ago, the pursuit of perfection was almost harsh; Ten years later, I discovered that the most imperfect person at the beginning was actually myself.

64. I have seen through walking. Sometimes there must be something in life, and there is no need to force it in life!

65, walking, I see clearly, don't envy others, I have a good life!

66. Walking, I suddenly feel that we are no longer passionate! You are really old. ......

67. I don't ask for my own reasons, but I can't be as gentle as I am now. I only ask that music can give me the last trace of cowardly temperature and my wound.

68. Life is a never-ending performance. Each of us is an actor, but some people obey themselves and some people please the audience.

69. Crying is fun; Smile happily; Open your mind while playing; Love is incisive, so there is no need to grind life.

70. See the world clearly and then love it.

7 1. It is normal for people to have vanity. Everyone wants to be noticed by others, especially when giving something, but vanity is limited, and not all efforts should be praised.

72. In this world, most of the time, there is only one standard to measure things, that is, the effectiveness of your work has not made achievements, and no matter how much you pay, it will be in vain.

73. If you go the wrong way, the harder you work, the more you deviate from your course.

74. The more a person lacks, the more he shows off.

75. I am always eager to please the world and explain to it that I am doing well.

76. Besides deceiving yourself, how lonely you are.

77. When a person is truly rich inside, it is not easy to be disturbed by external voices. Even if we are short of materials, we will calmly face positive improvement instead of robbing Peter to pay Paul to create the illusion of prosperity in front of everyone.

78. Only those who really have it will know how to cherish and understand, and the taste of happiness is beyond others' experience. What is truly precious should be cherished with awe. Instead of always being in front of people.

79. The happiest thing in the world is that the person you are waiting for is waiting for you, the person you care about is also caring about you, the person you think of is thinking about you, the person you love is also loving you, and the person you know knows better.

80. Give to the right person and leave true love to those who can get married.

Talk about the eye-catching circle of friends

1, I'd rather draw a prison for you, even if I grow old in prison.

2. How to live in flowers and dreams in prosperity, and how to live in dreams.

3, how many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.

4. Lights and stars, sounds and songs are endless.

When a person is immersed in a fantasy, he will turn this fantasy into a vague feeling and regard it as real wine. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

6. When you secretly love someone, you always feel that that person likes you, too.

8. Why do we always realize at the last minute that our love is long gone?

9. Don't let the other party miss it! Life has missed too much ... stay beautiful! Even if it hurts, it will gradually become a happy low price! Happiness will be more precious! The deeper you love. ...

10, a man who doesn't prepare lucky money for his wife is not a good man.

1 1, to be together, it is difficult to look at each other, and everyone is heartbroken; Love is fleeting, but hate is long and the lights are dim. Traveling in Qian Shan, wading through thousands of waters, missing tears on the road; Spring flowers bloom, autumn leaves fall, and fragrance remains after prosperity; The wine is strong, the heart is drunk, and the shirt is lightly sleeved; Thinking of autumn water, thinking of Iraqis, close at hand, close to Yuanyang; The love of past lives, the debt of this life, the dream of reincarnation of the world of mortals.

12, there is a kind of love, not asking for anything in return, but always paying; There is a kind of love that is unspeakable, but it can shelter from the wind and rain.

13, one day I don't take the initiative to chat with you, will you suddenly find that I still exist?

14, some women will make people feel that no one in this world wants to treat her badly. However, this woman. Just can't get the good she has been expecting.

15, some stories don't have to be told to everyone, and some sadness may not be understood by everyone.

16, who, like me, keeps changing his signature, in fact, just wants someone to feel something.

17, sometimes we are nearsighted and ignore family ties. Sometimes we have a long-term vision and miss love.

18, sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

19, sometimes it's not distrust, just because I care more than others and am more afraid of losing.

20, dark clouds cover the moon, people have nowhere to find, I can't tell how lonely I am.