A sarcastic remark scolding her parents-in-law.

A sarcastic remark scolding her parents-in-law.

The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has been a great contradiction since ancient times. The problem of mother-in-law is a historic one. There are always people who advise their daughter-in-law to treat her mother-in-law like a mother. Let's look at the satirical text and related materials.

The irony of scolding parents-in-law is 1 1. It cleared up and the rain stopped. You think you can do it.

2, really creative, really brave to live!

3. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you go?

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

Maybe your own incompetence makes you feel so insecure.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

7. I looked at him sadly and said, Can you recover from the operation?

8. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

9. You are not a VIP or even an IP. You are just a P. ..

10, look at your gentle appearance, why can't you speak human words?

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

12, no artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.

13, from the same background, how can the gap be so big?

14, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

15, you were so proud, but now you are playing.

16, what can I say, as long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

17, yo! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

18, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

19, the villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

20, the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

2 1, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

22. Your left face owes pumping, and your right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

23. I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again.

24. Every woman is an angel, but your face falls first.

25. It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot?

26. If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame others 135 degrees to look down at you.

27. Sometimes silence is also a kind of resistance. Be yourself and speak with strength.

28. Can you not lose face? I lost it. What will I lose in the future? Save some for later use.

29. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

30. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

3 1, find the cause of the problem from yourself, and don't blame the earth for not having gravity when you are constipated.

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly.

I don't have the courage to put in a good word for you. Too much talk, afraid of going to hell in the future.

34. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.

35. The light is on! Thank you. I specialize in helping people solve problems. I don't care about the rest!

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

37. You graduated from a school with mental retardation. You get full marks in every exam and get the highest scholarship every year.

38. You are not as good as a bear when standing, and not as good as a caterpillar when lying down. Don't play the hero in front of me.

39. Have you ever used dichlorvos as cola to make your head drink at 80 cents and 12 Jin?

40, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the bed, only clothes, no one!

4 1, time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

42. Look at your weak clothes every day. When I saw your mother, I immediately understood what a young lady's body is and what a girl's life is.

43. Why did God give you an angelic face? I really don't understand. Really like a piece of shit in the sky!

44. I want to change my city life. No parents who think about things, no ears, no extreme experience that makes people die.

45, huh? So you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist!

46. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

47. Your friend is blind. Aren't you with the wolf? Don't think that your black spots can cover up the fact that you have epilepsy!

48. There is nothing to lose if you eat it. You can't say it or scold it. The spectrum of the old people is bigger than one. You deserve it.

49. You are cool. You drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lu Bu, but you are actually a native of Antarctica.

50. What's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, I have no brain. Go home and let you buy two boxes of melatonin to try and see if you can make up for the birth defects.

A sarcastic remark about parents-in-law 2 1. Don't always worry about how much money and room your daughter-in-law has. No matter how much, it doesn't matter to you. It's not your turn.

There is a bottom line between people. Cross the bottom line and you will see the truth that you don't want to face directly.

3, don't always say whose daughter-in-law is good, no matter how good it is, it is also someone else's, unexpected. Actually, I still think other people's mother-in-law is good.

Mother-in-law is afraid that you won't eat what she suffered, and you will eat what she didn't eat.

Sure enough, the mother-in-law is not a mother, no matter how much she pays, she can't get anything.

6. Don't think your daughter-in-law owes you just because you are kind to your son. Even if you collect debts, you should find the right creditor. If you want your daughter-in-law to be filial and care about you, please be kind to your daughter-in-law. It's not your request, you must ask others to satisfy you.

7. Your son is just an ordinary man, not as great as you think.

You should know better than I how lazy your son is. Don't say your son is busy. He is busy chatting qq and playing games.

9. I want to give her the change back!

10, don't make me take care of him like you do. He is your son and my husband. I will only treat him as a husband, not as a son.

1 1, seemingly selfless dedication, actually selfish control.

12, take everything for granted and forget your own value.

13 Please don't speak ill of me in front of your son. If you do this, you will only make us quarrel endlessly. At the end of the quarrel, the last straw is divorce. If you divorce because of you, you will be guilty.

14. You have no right to express your opinion. Who are you? You are an outsider.

15. Why can my mother-in-law go to blx, but my daughter-in-law can't!

16, the whole family is a family, only you are an outsider.

17, the hardest thing for a mother-in-law is that she is not a mother-in-law, but she has to pretend to be a mother-in-law, which makes everyone very tired.

18. Daughter-in-law goes back to her parents to buy things. Please don't be jealous, because they have done more for me. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

19, don't think that I wronged your son by asking him to do some housework. The family belongs to two people, and he has the obligation to share it.

My mother-in-law is very nice, but I just can't get along. Really can't get along!

2 1, nannies are paid, but they can't give people face. People have personality, and you are not even as good as a nanny.

22. When I give birth to a child and take care of the child, you can say that you have no obligation, but please remember, please don't think of me when you need care, and I will tell you that my daughter-in-law has no obligation.

23. It is human nature to bully the weak and fear the hard.

24, slowly began to understand that my mother-in-law is not a mother and can't treat me as a prostitute.

25. Don't dislike that your daughter-in-law earns less. You should blame your son for disappointing.

26, slowly began to understand that my mother-in-law is not a mother and can't treat me as a prostitute.

Please don't speak ill of me in front of your son. If you do this, we will only quarrel endlessly, and the last straw is divorce. If you divorce because of you, you will be guilty.

2, don't always say whose daughter-in-law is good, no matter how good it is, it is also someone else's, unexpected. Actually, I still think other people's mother-in-law is good.

If you want to be narcissistic and capable, I don't want to talk to such a low-level person, which will humiliate my identity.

4, one foot can't kick your shit, you are clean.

How did you meet the mad dog in the early morning? It's really disgusting. It seems inappropriate to go out today. You should hurry back.

6, ah ~ nothing, just when I went to the grave on Qingming, I suddenly thought of you. Why are you still alive when so many people are dead?

7. A son is a treasure, but a daughter-in-law is even worse than grass. The whole family is different from them. You are a relative, you are an outsider.

8, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, far fragrant and smelly, what I hate is that I have a big face and no self-knowledge.

Please don't be jealous when my daughter-in-law goes back to her parents' home to buy things, because they have done more for me.

10 and 18 will only know you if they have never done anything good in their lives, and even throwing them into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

1 1. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

12. If you had been willing to punch my uncle, you wouldn't have suffered so much when I broke up with you.

13, disgusting mother cried in disgust, why? Because it's disgusting

14. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

15, reason with normal people, abnormal people don't need to reason. Be kind when you should be kind, don't be patient when you should scold, and always be polite. That's a bad guy.

16, some people say you look like a mouse, some people say you look like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

17, you are such a social person-scum, living is boring, really, even death is a waste of land and poisoning teenagers.

18, because the mother-in-law doesn't care about her daughter, and the daughter-in-law doesn't care about her mother, and nothing else. Therefore, grasp the big principle, in front of the mother, the son will always play the bad COP, and the daughter-in-law will always play the bad COP.

19, no one dares to boss her around. Just like an old grandfather, he either plays or eats every day. His grandson doesn't take it or cook, and he has to be picky when eating.

20. Don't always worry about how much money and room your daughter-in-law has. No matter how much, it doesn't matter to you. It's not your turn.

2 1, your home is non-mainstream, your mother is socks, and your father is a tin foil paper head.

22. We were so eager for the waves of fate that we finally found that the most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner peace and calmness. We used to look forward to the recognition of the outside world, and finally know that the world is self-contained and has nothing to do with others.

23. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.

24. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

Don't think that I wronged your son by asking him to do housework. The family belongs to two people, and he has the obligation to share it.

Don't make me take care of him like you do. He's your son, and he won't be your son.

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

28. I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!

29. How dare you go out when you are so disgusting?

30. Your kindness is like a candy to others. It's gone after eating it. On the contrary, your badness is like a scar to others. If you leave it, it will last forever. This is human nature.

3 1, 2B describes you, people don't like pencils!

32, you are really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, the embodiment of meanness and filth!

33. Nothing is always outside the seven aunts and eight aunts. What if this can't be done? Don't you know the truth that it's better to wash your dirty linen in public?

34. People are like hedgehogs in winter. If they get too close, they will feel stinging. Too far away from each other, and feel cold; People must keep a proper distance to live.

35. You are made up of stupid compulsive cells all over the world. You are said to be stupid and shy. Say you're gay, and you deny it.

36. You are really mean to the extreme, the embodiment of meanness and filth!

37. With your understanding ability, you may not understand what I explained, and you can continue to be vague.

38. It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to someone.

39. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

40. You should know better than I how lazy your son is. He is busy chatting QQ and playing games.

4 1. If you don't know what SB is, look in the mirror.

I really don't want to scold you, you shameless, despicable and treacherous little man.

43. People and goblins are all born of mothers. Different people are people-fuck, demons are demons-fuck. So you are a shemale!

44. You have so many pimples on your face that driving a tractor will overturn!

45. Things always happen at home, and I don't want to lose face. My family doesn't want to lose face. I just feel sorry for her and bad for her all the time.

46. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million. Set the posture to 13.

47. You are at the bottom of society, the scum in garbage, the scum in scum, the scum in scum, and the residue in scum.

48. You are worse than a pig and a dog. I'm not like you. I am a man with brains. Have you sold out almost all your parts?

49. There is nothing to lose if you eat it. You can't say it or scold it. You deserve it. You are the one who serves them.

50. Don't think you are good to your son, but also find the right creditor. If you want your daughter-in-law to be filial to you, please be kind to her. This is not your request.

The quarrel between your son and me is between us. I hope you will stay out of it and make things more troublesome.

52. Give up if you are unhappy. I don't care. You can do anything you like. Just say you want to leave with something. Think about how wronged you are.

You don't have to help me when I have a baby, but please remember, please don't think of me when you need to take care of me, and I will tell you that my daughter-in-law has no such obligation.

55. Either you have a bad brain or you lack a thread. Your heart is healthy except for one eye.

56. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

57. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

58. The affection between people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

I have done nothing but quarrel these days. All kinds of quarrels. Am I not sensible or treat you like a human being?