Humor in 2020

1. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I got fat in one bite.

As long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

4, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, no day is suitable for work.

5. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

6. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that this page is not written and that page is not written.

7. Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I will play with you.

8. Just been confessed, congratulations.

9, the face is a thing outside the body, can you want it or not, money is a must, you have to.

10, in love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money.

1 1 Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

12, I used to love you as a joke, but now you love me as a fart.

13, you really don't look down on fat people, you are obsessed with losing weight.

14, if you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

15, bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

16, give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.

17, God closed a door for you and went to wash and sleep.

18, there are always a few friends who are very gentle when they first met, and after a few days, they don't know which hospital they were released from.

19, I want to be an onion in my next life, and whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

20. I should put it on Taobao, because I am also a baby.

2 1, I sold my dream and acted cool. I am a super invincible beautiful girl.

22. Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl than me, a gentler girl and a girl who loves you more, but they certainly don't eat and sleep with me, which makes me angry.

23. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

24, girls who love taking pictures, the mobile phone will not be too bad.

He said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice, but he didn't break his word and made you suffer a lot.

26, self-timer this kind of thing, three points are doomed, seven points rely on filters.

27, you go, I won't send you; Come on, no matter how stormy it is, I won't open the door.

Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

29. I am a self-reflective person. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I was light.

30. Go away! Danger! It feels like it's going to explode!

3 1, skipping classes is a person's happiness, and attending classes is a group of people's loneliness.

32. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!

I hope all girls can marry love, and I will marry him.

34. I never understood it when I was a child. If cutting my wrist will kill me, why is the broken arm alive?

Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

36. Mirrors are installed in the school stairs, telling us that ugly people should read more books.

This winter has three advantages: it's cold outside, expensive clothes and I'm poor.

If you do something wrong, I can cut you some slack. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. You broke my heart, I can still cut you some slack! But remember, I have a temper, not a horse!

39. I never use cosmetics. The secret of staying young is to lie about your age.

40. I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

4 1, if you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, you still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.

42. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

43. I don't accept any comments and criticisms behind it. If you think I'm upset, thank you for your mood. I am very happy.

44. It is said that men and women are equal. Why can't I go into the ladies' room?

45, want the so-called good: please put down the so-called face.

46. I'm not a customer service person, so you have no right to let my sister answer this and that.

47. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

48. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

49. When your hair reaches your waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.

50. Xiong Haizi folded a paper crane and threw it in my face. He said he was playing with angry birds. This child is so cute, no! Does he mean I'm a pig?

5 1, Teacher's Day has nothing to give to teachers, so we have to return what we have learned.

52. The stylist cuts the stars' hair, the hairdresser cuts others' hair and the hairdresser cuts mine.

53. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.