How can a girl reply to you humorously if she doesn't return your message?

How can you reply humorously if you don't return the message?

1, remember to bring me some local products when you come back from Mars.

2. "I wait once a thousand years, wait once." If the other party continues not to reply, then send another sentence: "After a thousand years, you still don't reply."

3, there is a saying: meat buns hit dogs, and there is no return. Please call me back.

Let me count by hand. You should have been to Chang 'e, and I know the moon signal is not good.

5. Do you feel bitter when you eat Rhizoma Coptidis?

6. Do you know? I seem to be blind and can't see the message you sent me.

7. If you ignore me again, I will become a dog.

8. I dare not call you if you don't reply to the message.

9. There is a message that I can't look back.

10, what's more sad than waiting for your message is that you are updating the message but don't reply to my message.

1 1, don't reply to my message, but don't let me catch you telling me.

12, why didn't you reply to my message? Is there a woman lying next to you and pressing your hand?

13, is it alcohol paralysis? Or sister's beauty? Is it the obsession of the game? Or charming first love?

14, is it on the way to learn the input method?

15, why don't you make any noise? No smart phone?

16, which is really strange. I heard you have a mobile phone, too? Then why didn't you reply to the message?

17, don't accompany the one outside? Finally my turn?

18, because you haven't replied for a long time, I'm someone else's baby now!

19. Do I need to look up Xinhua Dictionary to reply to the message?

20. Why do you want to fall in love when the game is so fun? Is it to delay me?

2 1. When I receive your message, I will reply immediately, because I am afraid that you will leave the SMS page immediately and not receive my message.

22. If you don't get the response information, you shouldn't be persistent. I'll leave after you turn around

23. In fact, the most difficult thing to communicate is not that you say he doesn't understand, but that your information clearly shows that you read it but don't reply.

24. People who really know you won't reply to your message in seconds; But whenever you reply to his message, he won't mind.

25, like a person can't help but speed up the response to information, but always restrain the length of information, for fear of appearing too concerned and not being cherished.

26. I think it can be set continuously to deal with people who can't look back on WeChat. My attitude depends on you, and I will do it with you.

27. If the person you like doesn't return your message, it is recommended to turn it off. It won't come back anyway, and it can save electricity.

28. Every time I send a message, you don't reply. I feel like a fool.

29. Every time I send you a message and you don't reply, I feel like an idiot.

30. On New Year's Day, a guest got up early in the morning and the kitchen was busy. Visiting relatives for a few days, my relatives are old, and I am busy wherever I go.

3 1, why didn't you reply to my message, why didn't you reply to my message, why didn't I wait for your message ... good night.

32. Did you see the content of the message I sent you? Why didn't you reply to my message?

If you call me, I'll see if this is fate. I'll send you a message, for mutual affection, you can't turn back.

34. You can send me a message next time, but I won't reply to you?

35. Don't bother a person often. You see, just like when you don't like others, you treat them like this. If the phone doesn't answer, WeChat doesn't answer, just like it, licking the dog.

Go to sleep, son. Do n't wait I want your message back. He will come back early and won't keep you waiting until late at night!

37. Let me count by hand. You should have visited the fairy. I know it all: the cell phone signal on the surface of the moon is poor.

38. Some people say I am handsome. I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

39. I really hate people who don't return to WeChat. I know everyone is not feeling well. Why didn't you say a word? Not a relative?

40. Although there are 10,000 people, 10,000 are. I also hate people who clearly see it but don't reply to WeChat. Don't give me any reply, you obviously have a B number in your heart.

4 1. If a girl doesn't reply to your message, she is not dead, but her ex-boyfriend came to see her.

42. fidgety ... mom hates such people. You send a WeChat and don't reply, and then you see someone sending a circle of friends or commenting on someone else's circle of friends. They met.

43. Nima, don't look at your fart in front of me now. When I don't like you, I will see how awesome you are.

44. How to deal with people who can't return to WeChat? It's simple. As long as you don't come back, I'll pay you back twice.

45. Don't bother people who don't want to reply to your message, because ta is accompanying someone more important than you.

46, you can be silent, regardless of my concerns; You can ignore my anxiety without returning messages, but don't forget that I still like you; If I have to leave, I will.

47. As long as there is information waiting, he will definitely come back, and lovers will never betray you.

48. Although answering information is a trivial matter, it is the touchstone of character and the devil of literacy.

49, you can be silent, regardless of my concerns; You can ignore my anxiety by not returning messages.

50. You can't wake a person who always doesn't return your messages, but a big red envelope can!