All the lines in the tenth episode of "Underground Traffic Station"

Captain Jia Jinbiao said: You bullied me when the imperial army didn’t come, and you still bully me when the imperial army came. Then the imperial army didn’t come in vain.

Captain Jia: Twenty years later I will be a good man again - a traitor!

Captain Jia: Shoot first, then bury alive!

Traitor A: Captain, why do you need to bury them alive after you have all been shot?

Captain Jia: That’s it First buried alive, then shot!

Traitor B: Huh? !

Captain Jia: Shoot him to death and bury him alive at the same time! ~~~

Heiteng: You act based on my expression! Jia Gui: Yes, your face has always been so "colorful"

Jia Gui: I spit on your face!

The Japs asked: What are the Japs (shit)?

Black Teng: To establish the royal paradise requires animals, and to maintain the new order requires animals even more. In short, the imperial army and animals cannot be separated.

Captain Jia: Yes, if you have livestock, you must have an imperial army.

Heiteng: Village Chief Guo, your Guojia Village is a model village, and I hope the animals there will also be model animals.

Jia Gui: Do you understand?

Chief of Guojia Village: That’s right, that’s the animals, they all serve the imperial army.

Heiteng: The imperial army and the livestock cannot be separated. The imperial army will regard the livestock of the fellow villagers as their own brothers

"The brothers all raised their guns, (all raised their guns) The top of his head)"

"Hah? Hand it down! Brothers, you don't want to hand it over, but what he said makes sense if you can't hold it back!"

Heiteng asked Jia Gui to suspect anyone who might be the Eighth Route Army. Jia Gui immediately glared: "I'm starting to doubt you now. Are you the fucking Taijun Heiteng?" (Immediately received a big slap from Heiteng)

At a meeting, when discussing the competition between the Japanese army and the Chinese people, Jia Guixin said: "Find a restaurant and let the people compete with the imperial army for eating. When it comes to eating capacity, no one can fucking beat the imperial army!"

Jia Gui said to Heiteng: "Why don't you just stay in Japan? Why are you here when you are full and stuffed?"

Jia Gui to Heiteng Teng said: "Didn't the imperial army steal America's pearls last year?" Kuroteng corrected that it was Pearl Harbor. Jia Gui continued: "The imperial army stole America's pearls - the "tank". Can the United States not be anxious? Can't we? "Hit you?"

Heiteng said: "There is no two hundred taels of silver here." Jin Biao said: "What about one hundred taels?" Jia Gui said: "Two hundred taels is a lot."

Jia Gui: Why do you hit people?

Golden Standard: I don’t hit people, I hit you

Jia Gui: Let me tell you that the surname is Huang, I have Urgent business

Gold Label: Your most important business today is to receive this beating!

Heiteng said: Everyone has "heard and witnessed" what just happened

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Jia Gui: I covered my head, shielded my face, kicked my butt and started to fight him

(To show that Japan is not here to invade China)

Heiteng said : Since the 19th century, Western countries have been eager to see your country, and have successively occupied Hong Kong, Macau

Old Man Wen said: And Taiwan

Heiteng said: You remembered wrongly Well, Taiwan was occupied by the Japanese.

Jia Gui: What kind of bull is it? How many days have you been a traitor?

(In order to persuade Shui Gen to serve the Taijun )

Shuigen: I don’t want to serve others anymore!

Jia Gui: I am not serving people, I am serving the emperor!

(The traitor checked the certificate of good citizenship and did not know a Japanese in plainclothes. Later, he recognized him and got a beating. Mouth)

Boss: The house is ready-made, these princes have proven to be good citizens. . .

Golden Label: Are you fucking awake? Can the Imperial Army have a good citizen certificate?

Boss: Ouch, look how confused I am. The Imperial Army is not a good citizen. Where did you get the Good Citizen Certificate?

Lao Liu: Don’t worry, I won’t even tell my own mother!

Captain Jia: What the hell is this? I don’t even tell myself!

(The bandits were defeated by the Eight Route Army, and the little leader went out to rob and came back)

Brother, I'm back. This time we will make a fortune! You see, we grabbed half a pound of stick noodles, a pound of millet, and two sweet potatoes. I met a hawker on the way and robbed 2 kilograms of Shanlihong. Isn't this not enough? On the way back, I captured some locust flowers and dug some wild vegetables. Putting these things together is enough for us to have a meal of porridge. . .

Captain Jia: Mr. Kuroteng, your headache has been cured. Hey, when I heard this folk remedy, I was really surprised: find two donkey dung eggs that have been left overnight, and put those Dry the donkey dung eggs in the sun, then grind them into powder, then take a pot of fresh donkey kidney water, which is donkey urine, mix well and roll into small balls, then take some donkey Spit, preferably donkey phlegm. . . .

Kuroto: You bastard, you used me as a toilet. . . .

Captain Jia: I beg you, I have an 80-year-old mother and a three-year-old baby...

Mr. Wen: Do you really have an 80-year-old mother?

Captain Jia: Yes

Mr. Wen: That’s not possible. Your mother would have been furious to have a son like you.

Captain Jia :Then you have pity on my motherless child.

Mr. Wen: Well, let me say this. The imperial army never kills people, sets fires, or robs food.

Captain Jia: Hey, right... No, why does it sound a little awkward to me?

Mr. Wen: Let me put it this way, the imperial army has not killed people or set fires for many days. We're grabbing food.

Captain Jia: Hey, it's...what is it? I bet you are just kidding me!

Mr. Wen: Oh, it's all up to you. You can tell.

Golden Standard: Why did Nojiri Taikun go?

Bai Translation: Nojiri Taijun went to eat when he was angry. . .

Bai Translation: Black Teng Taijun is lost. He didn’t come home all night yesterday and he is nowhere to be seen today.

Gold Label: Lost? Hey, I understand, I must have drunk too much yesterday, and I might be vomiting on some dung pile now.

Jia Gui: Then the **** is you. Black Teng Taijun never drinks, and he never goes to the dung heap. In my opinion, I must have no money to repay the debt, so the creditor deducted it.

Golden Standard: Then he is you. In my opinion, someone must have captured a young man.

Jia Gui: Fart! Who dares to capture Black Teng Taijun's young man? If you ask me, you must have met a human trafficker.

Gold Label: Fart! Who dares to sell Black Teng Taijun? Even if someone dares to sell, who dares to buy?

Jia Gui: How come no one dares to buy it? Only the Eighth Route Army dares to buy it.

Gold Label: You still have to buy the Eight-Road, they will give it to him directly. . .

(Youfu was sleeping in the store, Jia Gui sneaked in to get the wine and put it in his arms.)

Youfu: Captain, what are you doing?

Jia Gui: It’s okay, it’s yours.

You are blessed: Why should I sleep? The shelves will be empty if I sleep any longer. Take it, that bottle of wine is fake.

Jia Gui: Ah, this is really suspenseful. You woke up at the right time.

Blessed: I just dreamed about you.

Jia Gui: Dreaming about me? What did you dream about me doing?

Blessed: I dreamed that you paid back all the debts.

Jia Gui: Oh, that’s great, then we’ll be settled. . .

(The traitor in Dingxiang Tower eats~~~)

Shuigen: Boss, one pound is one hundred and one, you can give me one hundred.

Traitor: Do you think I look like the person giving money?

Shuigen: Look at what you said, it looks so, so special.

Traitor: You are mistaken today. I didn’t have a good time today, so why should I pay you?

Shuigen: I won’t pay you if you don’t drink. Captain Huang never told me.

Traitor: Captain Huang? ! Gold mark? What's the matter with him here?

Shuigen: Boss, you don’t know yet, Captain Huang is the godson of our owner of Dingxiang House, and he also plays a part in this.

Traitor: Hey, don't scare me with the gold mark. I don't believe it now. . . . . . . . . . I just want to see what he can do to me after giving me money.

Traitor in the Guards: What are you doing?

Boss Feng: Back to the boss, I’m a businessman.

Traitor in the Guards: A businessman? Do you have a business card?

Boss Feng: Here, take a look.

The traitor in the police force: does he have a good citizen certificate?

Boss Feng: Look.

Traitor in the Guards: Do you have a pass?

Boss Feng: Look.

Guard Traitor: Hey, why do you bring so many documents when you go out?

Boss Feng: I can’t get here without bringing so many documents.

Traitor in the Guards: What are you doing here?

Boss Feng: Here’s a donkey for Boss Sun.

Japanese: Donkey? ! Documents? !

Traitor in the Guards: Taijun said, does this donkey have a certificate? Come with us without documents.

(The Japs held a celebration banquet at Dingxiang Tower)

President Ma: The sun and moon have no light and the sky is dark. The Taijun leads the troops to capture the bandits. The bandits, big and small, all fled, hoping that they would have two legs.

Bai Translation: Dear princes, distinguished officers, distinguished gentry, and brothers. The day before yesterday, I had the honor to personally follow Nojiri Taijun into the mountains to suppress bandits. The battle started at ten o'clock in the night. At that time, Nojiri Taijun charged forward regardless of his leg ailment. I followed close behind, probably within ten feet. Under the powerful attack of the imperial army, the Tu San Pao gang finally collapsed, and the imperial army achieved a complete victory!

In this great victory at Qingshakou, the imperial army killed 65 bandits. The imperial army captured 2 shotguns, 1 cannon, 2 mules, some fodder, and 2 old hens. Only, 10 eggs. . . .

Jia Gui: Report to Taijun Kuroteng that more than 30 people were killed in this operation.

Kuroteng: Bastard! ***How ??many people are going?

Jia Gui: There were more than 40 people there

Heiteng: Bastard! So only 10 people came back alive?

Jia Gui: Living is alive, but seven of them were captured by the Eighth Route Army.

Black Vine: Bastard! Are there no people loyal to the emperor?

Jia Gui: Yes, Taijun wants to disembowel his belly, but his knife is gone.

Heiteng: Bastard! Can't you commit suicide without a knife?

Jia Gui: So he took a gun and shot himself in the head seven times

Kuroto: Bastard! Can a person take a gun and shoot himself in the head seven times?

Jia Gui: He didn’t hit the first six shots

Heiteng: Bastard! What about the seventh shot?

Jia Gui: The seventh shot was accurate, hitting a crow

Heiteng: Bastard!

Dinner: I have good news: this time the Japanese went to Xiaoxuzhuang for a cleanup, and they let the Eighth Route Army kill more than thirty people.

Shopkeeper: I have some bad news: Jia Gui is not among the thirty or so people.

Dinner: When did you say that Anqiu’s feng shui was broken and such a thing happened? Bastard stuff?

Shopkeeper: You can get over this. It’s true that Jia Gui is a bastard, but he is not a toy!

(The arms smuggled by the traitor Liu Datou and Huang Jinbiao were intercepted by the Eighth Route Army)

Liu: Tell me, what happened on the seventh day of the lunar month?

Puppet Army: It was the seventh day of last month. Taijun XX and I...

Liu: Let me ask you about the seventh day of this month!

Puppet Army: What? Is there a seventh day of the lunar month?

Liu: Don’t talk nonsense, tell the truth

Puppet Army: Is this it? I fell asleep as soon as I left the city. Did XX Taijun and I go to Dongguan to cause trouble the night before yesterday? , no no no, went on patrol.

Liu: What then?

Puppet Army: Then I asked the brothers to wake up. When I saw it, Shi Qingshan was standing in the middle of the road, holding two twenty-ring guns in his hand. I was unambiguous at that time, "Brothers, copy guys." The brothers all raised their guns and pulled them!

Liu: Not bad, did you shoot?

Puppet Army: This gun is so powerful that it goes over the head.

Liu: Hand over the gun, you kid!

Puppet Army: I didn’t want to hand it over at first, but Shi Qingshan’s words make sense if you can’t prepare for them!

Liu: What did he say?

Puppet Army: You won’t kill even if you hand over guns!

Liu: You are capable enough. Isn’t he just one person?

Huang: Shi Qingshan, one person is enough

Puppet Army: Do I also want to fight with him? But when he said that, I thought, there is no need to compete with him. Jin

Liu: What did he say?

Puppet Army: I am here to get arms today, nothing to do without you.

Liu: What about you?

Puppet Army: Me? I didn't give him a good face at that time: Do you want to get arms? Do you have to move it yourself?

Liu: You haven’t planned to move there for him yet?

Puppet Army: I think he can’t move the two big boxes of arms and a few of our guns alone, so I said: Nothing can be done, right? You won't pull the cart away quickly?

Liu: I’ve even beaten you to death!

Guest A: Do you know? The Japanese and the Eighth Route Army fought yesterday! Guest B: Huh? Who won? Guest A: Of course the Imperial Army wins! Everyone: Huh? Guest A: Less than half is left. . . .

Huang: You can’t just watch me being buried alive and ignore it, right? Bai: No! How could I! I have to dig a hole for you no matter what~

Hei Teng: Captain Jia, do you know why the relationship between us is so strong? Jia Gui: Hey, Taijun, you know, fish will find fish, shrimp Looking for shrimps, turtles look for big tortoises

Heiteng also said: "Show him first and then kill him" "Beat him first, and if he doesn't obey, kill him"

Black Pain: We Japanese love to be clean the most. I will take a shower and cleanse myself as soon as I go back. We have to cleanse ourselves every day! Traitor: Then he can no longer be a eunuch!

(The old lady’s ears are not good) Traitor: Old lady, are you here to bask in the sun? Old lady: No, I am here to bask in the sun. Traitor: Old lady, the weather is nice today. Old lady: You Your family is very rich, so why don’t you pay for meals? Traitor: I mean the weather is very good today. Old lady: You said you haven’t eaten enough yet. You deserve it. Who asked you to eat without giving money? Traitor: I said I am Old lady on the Eighth Road: What, you want to live in vain, you want to be beautiful. Traitor: I am a martial arts team. Old lady: You are a loser, you look like a traitor: If you hadn’t looked at your age, I would have shot you. Old lady : Do you care or not?

Heiteng: No matter life or death, we must capture Shi Qingshan alive! Jia Gui: Don’t you care about life or death? Why do you want to capture him alive? Kuroto: What I said is that I don’t care whether you live or die!

(Provide suggestions for the imperial army to carry out goodwill activities) Jia Gui: Compete with the imperial army in marksmanship. . . Gold Label: Are there any ordinary people who would shoot? Jia Gui: The Eighth Route Army Meeting. . Let's find a few people from the armed workers' team. . .

Captain Jia threatened to go to the imperial army to sue Huang Jinbiao. Huang Jinbiao said: "I am upright, have a breeze on my sleeves, think before I act, have all the four things in mind, and have good facial features. I'm afraid you will check me!"

Fugui: The Eighth Route Army cannot use the masses to give needles and threads. The Puppet Army: If you have nothing to do, what kind of needle and thread can you use? Fugui: Even the Puppet Army: If you want to take it, you have to take money