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qq talks about domineering girls

1. I have been single for two years, just waiting for you to be single.

2. Slowly I realized that caring too much about others is hurting myself.

3. I have a figure that not many girls would envy. I am slim. If I were a woman, how many men would be fascinated by me? But I am a man.

4. If my best friend is good at it, it will be Little Times; if not, it will be Zhen Huan Chuan; if my buddy is good, it will be Water Margin; if not, it will be Shanghai Beach.

5. Who wants to snatch you away from me, unless you step over my body!

6. After catching a cold, all my heroic looks disappeared, and so did Yushu Linfeng, leaving only my handsomeness and suaveness.

7. The fault of marriage is not that a man walks into the grave of love, but that your wife can only hold toothpicks from now on.

8. It is said that the human soul moves at a speed close to the speed of light, so I will leave the country after my death.

9. God has arranged for you to be a poor man. If you accept your fate, you will be stepped on by others for the rest of your life!

10. Before asking a girl to change her for you, first ask if you have the capital to decorate her.

11. If you like someone, chase him. If you can’t catch him, keep chasing him. If you can’t catch him, break his legs.

12. In fact, the best days are nothing more than when you are making trouble and he is laughing, which makes your life so warm.

13. Your current attitude determines whether you will be a person or a waste ten years from now.

14. Gu Liang, you must live like a queen to attract the king.

15. For women, the upper body is a bait and the lower body is a trap.

16. The standard of Bai Fumei: ***, worshiping wealth and loving beauty, have done it all.

17. There are not just one or two people who hate me, there are also many people who say bad things about me. Why don’t you care about me? Because a lion will not look back because of a barking dog.

18. If my preference brings about your unscrupulousness, then I will burn you with fire and scatter your ashes far away.

19. If you have a bunch of ideals, why not work hard.

20. When you are all looking for the luck of the four-leaf clover, what you forget is the happiness represented by the clover.

21. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy!

22. Don’t try to reason with women. A creature that bleeds for more than seven days a month and still cannot die is an unnatural existence on this planet.

23. I use all my courage to fall in love with you. Forget about you, I only had it for a week!

24. Memories are like fallen leaves blowing past me, unable to catch the disappearing pattern in an instant.

25. When I am in a bad mood, I call people in the middle of the night and wake them up, so I go to sleep.

26. Boredom is the feeling a person has towards the plate after eating the food on the plate.

27. It turns out that falling in love with someone is destroying your original self.

28. Men are awesome. It's not like kneeling between a woman's legs.

29. When you have a girlfriend, don’t forget to treat me to a meal. At worst, drink a bottle of beer to wash away the sadness.

30. What others live is called life, but what I live is called adventure.

31. You carefully maintained that poisonous sweetness, saying that you would definitely win the bet, but in the end you cried alone.

32. If the distance between people is too close, it will sting someone, and if it is too far, it will hurt someone.

33. Life is like copying, repeated every day.

34. I prefer one fatal blow to being riddled with wounds. Since the result is the same, why bother?

35. Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

36. I won’t say good night to you, I want to lie on the same bed with you.

37. I have learned a lesson. Not only can you turn black into white, you can also turn black into colorful.

38. I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, leave *** behind.

39. Maybe you are not the only reason for my smile, but you must be my favorite.

40. Sometimes when you ask a question, the other person keeps dodging it, which is a tactful way of telling you that the true answer is cruel.

41. Failure is not terrible. What is terrible is that the results you pay tell you that it is not a success.

42. Face the fucked up life with a bullshit attitude.

43. The world is so big, I can’t live without you, and I can live a more wonderful and brilliant life than you!

44. When a man becomes rich, he changes into a car, when he becomes rich, he changes into a house, and when he suddenly becomes rich, he changes into a wife.

45. I am the key and you are the lock. Without me opening the lock, you can never leave.

46. It’s necessary for the revolution to like me, do you understand?

47. Every barber doesn’t understand the phrase “trim it a little, not too short.”

48. Some people have nothing to do with me even if they die. There are some people that I can’t let go of even if they kill me.

49. Smokers have stories, and drinkers have worries.

50. If you don’t love me, I don’t care about your love either. Take your love and stay away from me.

51. People always face choices. Some people say start from 0, but if you don’t even dare to choose, then you are not even as good as 0.

52. The country can use your face to make body armor.

53. Close your eyes and see the bank. That is where my money is hidden.

54. Don’t use a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence.

55. The most disappointing sentence: I am dispensable to you, but you are indispensable to me.

56. If you are moderately soft-hearted, you are kind. If you are always soft-hearted, you are ***.

57. If you look at me again, I will eat you! Don't move and I'll take a bite?

58. We will live forever and die together with yesterday, and we will live forever together with tomorrow.

59. I wish that when I received the red envelope, I would open it and it would say another one.

60. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

61. Should I count your thoughts with the stars, or should I count the stars in the sky with you?

62. Those who have been deleted will not be added a second time, and those who have already left will not be given a second look.

63. When you sleep in spring, you won’t wake up until dawn. Don’t harass by hanging Q. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how much truth is there?

64. We always leave the most tolerant appearance to others, but leave the most vicious and hurtful words to the people closest to us.

65. I am very possessive. If you get close to me, you can’t leave.

66. The camel will not cry because it knows the preciousness of water. I won't cry either, because I know the hypocrisy of love.

67. No one will show up when I need them, and don’t show up when I don’t need them.

68. The most hypocritical greetings, the most guilty vows of each other, and the most lasting ones.

69. The so-called life should be a process, not a pursuit. All pursuits will one day become a process, that's all.

70. Those who cannot cry are monsters, and those who can only cry are trash.

71. The most touching thing is that he understands all your duplicity.

72. Ultimate happiness. Makes me want to die to keep it. No amount of time can take it away.

73. I am always online with you, but you don’t seem to know.

74. A person has at least one dream and a reason to be strong.

75. At the beginning of the story, we met each other as strangers, but at the end, we went our separate ways.

76. If you fall, stand up again and keep moving forward; sitting on the ground is useless.

77. Don’t always flatter, horses can develop hemorrhoids too.

78. Loyalty is nothing more than betrayal with too few chips.

79. Why are my eyes filled with tears? Because I pretend to be so deep!

80. Money treats me like dung, and I still treat money like dung! It’s all dung, who is afraid of whom?

81. I am used to walking aimlessly on unfamiliar streets with my hands in my pockets.

82. Love is nothing more than two outcomes: either we go home alone, or we become my mother.

83. China’s holiday principle: What is owed must be paid back!

84. Every youth will grow old, (next88) but I hope you will always be well in my memory.

85. Time is not an antidote. Forgetting doesn't mean it never existed.

86. I was afraid that if I stretched out my hand, you might not be willing to follow me, so I stretched out my foot, and sure enough, you got up immediately and ran after me.

87. I promised not to cry, but I still cried when you left.

88. I have experienced too few setbacks, so I regard some trivial things as important.

89. When I have money in the future, I will have a cup of incense to see if I can circle the earth.

90. A firm heart is more important than any sweet words.

91. My friend, I am willing to carry all your pain, as long as you are relaxed; I am willing to challenge the world, as long as you are free.

92. Baby, if you are cool, you will show your class, and if you are cheap, you will be creative. If you spend your whole day posing in front of men who have girlfriends, that's not sexy.

93. You can lose your first love, but your ambition will never be extinguished. If you lose your true love, you will be like a walking zombie.

94. The most terrifying trust in school is when one bad student tells a question to another bad student. One dares to speak and the other dares to listen.

95. Brother, if you have something to tell me, although I am not very good at it, I can get stabbed for you!

96. One thing in front of you but another behind your back, you think you are a bra.

97. If you make my life in hell, I will destroy your paradise.

98. I am the only one in the world; why, you don’t know how to cherish me.

99. If I didn’t love you, how could I let you hurt me so completely.

100. Looking back suddenly, why haven’t you left yet? Youth is limited, don’t make trouble yourself.