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The novel speaks lightly of pornography.
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When I met Chen Zijia, Su Cuo knew that there are indeed people in this world who have a handsome face that can be called amazing. Su Cuo was frozen in place for a minute by Chen Zijia's friendly smile, and immediately rushed forward, clutching his outstretched hand and affectionately calling "Brother Zijia is good", with a voice like honey.
Such a sweet and greasy name makes Su Zhi breathless. He coughed twice on purpose and rolled his eyes to remind his sister that he was still alive. Don't be too hard on his brother. Su Cuo ignored him and gave Chen Zijia a smiling face: "Thank you for picking me up."
Chen Zijia raised an eyebrow and smiled gently. "You're welcome."
Su Zhi screamed unconvinced: "Chen Zijia, do you know? Sue, you are so irritating! How many times have you called me brother since I was a child? Now I am so affectionate to you. "
Not to mention nothing. When I mentioned Su Cuo's anger, I gave Su an angry look: "I didn't say anything about you. Why is it so late? " I waited for you in the sun for a whole hour. "
"I'm sorry," Chen Zijia looked at Su Zhi, who was helpless and guilty, and explained to Su Cuo lightly: "There was a terrible traffic jam on the road, and Su Zhi's mobile phone was dead. My mobile phone is temporarily broken, so I can't inform you at the moment. I am really sorry to have kept you waiting. "
In front of this extremely handsome guy, Su Cuo also took into account the image and accepted this statement with good temper. Standing beside Chen Zijia, he gave his younger brother a condescending look of "I'm an adult, so I won't care about you this time" as a response. Su Zhi secretly snickered: Fortunately, Chen Zijia was invited to meet this baby sister at the railway station with herself, or she would have been sent to hell if she was one hour late in Sue's temper.
Su Zhi didn't come home this summer, so I haven't seen my sister for half a year. He looked Su Cuo up and down, and his heart began to feel: "A Cuo, why are you as thin as a bean sprout?" My face is very sharp. I know senior three is hard, but you are not that thin. Besides, it's been two or three months since the college entrance examination ended, and you are still so thin, as if the wind can blow down. What's the matter with you? Didn't your parents give you food? "
Su Cuo zheng, expression unknown twist a head with a smile. As soon as she turned around and saw Chen Zijia stop a taxi coming this way, she sighed, "Here comes the taxi. Let's get in the car. It's killing me. "
Three people were carrying luggage in the sun. Su Zhi suddenly stopped and looked at Su Cuo with a frown. Su Cuo lowered his head and moved the luggage to the taxi one by one. He asked, "Cuo, did you bring your Go?"
"Go?" Su Cuo asked doubtfully.
Su Zhi cried incredulously, "Sue is wrong! Did you forget to bring Go? "
Not to be outdone, Su Cuo ignored the eyes of pedestrians coming and going at the railway station and shouted even louder: "What if I forgot?"
"Nothing," Su Zhi said with wide eyes. "I can't believe you will forget Go. Even if I didn't touch the chess pieces in the third year of high school, I am now a university. "
"Why are you making such a fuss?" Then Su Cuo moved the small suitcase into the trunk.
"But ..." Su Zhi raised his eyebrows and the smile on his whole face slowly faded. He was going to continue to say something, but Chen Zijia took it off.
Chen Zijia knows Su Zhi very well, but she knows that he is really angry and not wrangling. He gave Su Zhi a hand, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother and sister are in the same city, so it is rare to have a companion. But how did you lift the bar as soon as you met? " This sentence successfully blocked what Su Zhiwei had finished.
Hearing this, Su Cuo slowly stood up straight, turned his head, and gently shook his head at Chen Zijia, saying, "No, it has nothing to do with me entering Huada and Su Zhi. I didn't take the exam because he came to this city first. "
She spoke slowly, but with a smile on her face. Chen Zijia quietly looked at her, and then turned to look at Su Zhi, eyes flashed a trace of doubt. Su Zhi smiled again and nodded approvingly: "It's like this. Before the next semester of senior three, Aco scores are not very good, so it is difficult to get on the key line; No one expected that after only a few months, her grades had advanced by leaps and bounds. The college entrance examination results are the first in the school, otherwise how dare she take the Huada next door? "
Chen Zijia was surprised and stood there staring at Su Cuo for a long time before saying, "Su Cuo, you are so smart."
Su Cuo stared at his younger brother, but his mouth gently lifted, smiling at Chen Zijia, full of benefits. Her eyes sparkled in the sun like clear water, and a faint aura emanated from them. See Chen Zijia one leng, it took a long time to react, followed by a smile.
Sitting in the car, Su Cuo looked at the busy scenery outside the window and asked brightly, "Su Zhi, is the university fun?"
"See how you live. However, most people think our school is more fun than yours. "
Su Zhi went to West University, while Su Cuo went to Huada in the same city, both of which are top universities in China. The schools are adjacent, and there is no fence in the middle. In addition, the teaching building is public and the courses are mutually selected. Many teachers also teach in two schools at the same time, and library resources are shared. The two schools are essentially integrated. However, the students of the two schools refused to accept it privately and always wanted to drag the two schools out to have a competition-however, after a hundred years, there was no conclusion.
Because, like universities in many big cities in China, the two schools have their own emphasis: the West University emphasizes liberal arts and the East University emphasizes science and technology, and there is almost no comparability.
"Cheating", both men and women are super big, and they are gangsters.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, ding-dong, at nine o'clock in the morning, accompanied by this crisp ding-dong, a bulletproof glass cover gave a slight bang at the same time and slowly opened.
A jade hand reached in at will, picked up the jade jade placed in the open booth, and waved it by the light. She whispered, "The first and second dragons and phoenixes in Yi Long, roll a slope, the soil is red and white, and the soil is really good."
"Is this thing worth 30 million dollars?" A voice of disapproval came from the entrance of the exhibition hall.
The woman standing on the exhibition platform smiled and didn't look back. She threw the jade between her index finger and middle finger at the sound, and slowly turned around and said, "What about the Western Zhou Dynasty?" Not far away, the woman was caught in the air and looked up at the jade in her hand.
I saw the woman standing in front of the booth, wearing a white Etro pajamas, with a bright green silk scarf of the same brand around her neck, with a calm smile and bright teeth. The shallow smile makes people feel like a spring breeze, but it is also mixed with the freewheeling that doesn't put anything in their eyes. She has a free and easy energy, elegant and casual. This is unique.
"Gold is valuable, jade is priceless. This thing is really valuable. It actually sold for 100 million, but it was only worth 30 million when it met us. " The woman standing at the door glanced at the jade of the Zhou Dynasty and held it in her arms.
The woman in white giggled at once and shook her index finger. She said with a straight face, "no, no, it should be worthless when we meet." It happened to meet the person who bid for it, so it is worth so much money. "
The woman standing at the door of the hall couldn't help laughing. They are thieves. Stealing something is good. What money do you need? Good babies are worthless as long as they look at them, because they never know they need money to buy them.
The woman in white looked at the treasures in the exhibition hall and shrugged her shoulders. "Fortunately, we have great professional ethics, so you are safe this time." It has always been her principle not to do anything off the list. Although people who have these things are not necessarily good people, it does not mean that others should have more.
Seeing this most famous exhibition hall in new york, all the famous antiques are on display. All the important and precious things from all over the world are gathered here. If you want to calculate its value, you can even buy a poor city in China.
Therefore, the world's most advanced scientific and technological equipment is adopted, and light and shade monitoring can be seen everywhere. However, it is obvious that these people forget that things that are too fragile by science and technology are often the easiest places to crack, but they are vulnerable when they meet experts.
The woman in white is obviously a master in this line. One minute is too short for others, too long for her, and she can be leisurely. However, the nemesis of precision is sometimes the original object, and it is easy to cut the glass of nano-materials without any cutting diamonds. This priceless jade is too easy to get.
"Xin Li, you still have ten seconds." The beautiful woman standing at the gate of the huge exhibition hall raised her hand and looked at her watch, raising her eyebrows, looking like blx who was happy to visit.
"Whatever, ten seconds, too much." A woman named Xin Li walked unhurriedly to the door with a casual smile on her lips.
I saw two people, one white and one red, walking out the door leisurely like shopping. Xin Li looked back at the exhibition hall with calm eyes, and a bright smile was outlined on her lips. She waved her hand and knocked on the touch wall of the hall. In an instant, she heard a sharp alarm, followed by chaotic footsteps and countless voices running towards the exhibition hall.
Jose picked his eyebrows at random and didn't speak, as if he had become accustomed to Li Xin's movements, and knocked out a man on guard from behind with a hand knife.
Xin Li combed her hair gracefully and said with a smile, "It's rude not to welcome the distinguished guests who are leaving soon."
In an instant, new york's largest exhibition hall, known as the highest security and the best preservation, suddenly ushered in the opportunity for them to perform, and this time is the time to hand over the work. The whole building suddenly boiled, people flocked to it, and all the cutting-edge measures were put into practice. All the doors, back doors, upstairs and top floor were monitored and closed, but they didn't pay attention. There are two amazing beautiful women's backs, which are quite casual in the chaotic figure.
"It's really useless. It is also called the peak. It's too easy to get. Not enough at all. " Sitting in a wine-red Ferrari sports car, I looked at the Zhou Dynasty jade in my hand.
Xinyi Li put one hand on the door and the other hand on the steering wheel. The breeze stirred her hair. The whole person looks very energetic. When she heard this, she smiled happily: "Is there anything in this world that we can't get?" What are you talking about? I want her to be a computer expert and a thief. I want her to be a martial arts expert who works together. Nothing can stop them, but after a minute of blocking, I will let you put down your cutting-edge technology, and it feels really good to be like nobody's business.
I immediately laughed and said, "Yes, yes, you and I are in cahoots. Even the White House, what can I do?"
When the laughter stopped, I restrained my smile and looked at Li Xin's heart seriously: "Since I won't do it, what are you going to do next?"
Li Xin listened to a faint smile: "Suit yourself."
I can see that blx is full of free and easy energy, and the sky is falling and covered. I can't help but reach out and put the jade on the glass heart. Hey hey smiled: "You guys don't want to be lazy, this is the last delivery. Ah, the sea is wide, and birds can fly in the sky. " I stretched myself and patted Xin Li on the shoulder.
Xin Li suddenly slowed down and the car didn't stop. He turned around and jumped out of the car door. Big wavy hair, coupled with beautiful appearance, immediately attracted countless whistles. He snapped his fingers at random and said to Xin Li without looking back, "I'll contact you."
Li Xin nodded, stopped the car and went out, saying, "Be careful."
Wave at will, step up and disappear into the crowd. Xin Li looked at her partner who had not been separated for more than ten years and left. She couldn't help snickering at the car door. The future world is vast.
The breeze blew her long hair, driving the green silk scarf around her neck to fly with the wind. A gust of wind blew, and Xin Li only felt a chill around his neck. Looking back, the green scarf was already floating in the air.
I saw a black Cadillac coming fast against the wind in the opposite lane, and the green one was drifting towards the open window. At the moment of crossing, Xin Li only saw a pair of indifferent eyes glance at her and then crossed.
Xin Li shrugged his shoulders. This is just a silk scarf. It doesn't matter. She got back in the car and stepped on the gas pedal. Streamlined body and black Cadillac drive in two directions.
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