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How to play three clarinets with eight holes?

If it is a high-pitched eight-hole clarinet, the fingering of note 3 is:

Midrange: Press all parts except the little finger and ring finger of the right hand.

Treble: Press the 0 hole into the half hole (in fact, the thumb is squeezed into the hole, leaving a crescent-shaped slit), and the other fingering is the same as that of alto 3.

Super treble: Playing this sound requires super fingering. Different clarinets are different, so I won't write it.