What are some humorous ways of making fun of yourself for a fall?

As follows:

1. I am really unlucky today. I feel dizzy. Not only did I scratch my car, I also fell down and had a terrible headache.

2. If a child falls while playing wildly in the playground, will he still hang on? Surely not, he would then get up and run off to play something else. Life has to change. Have fun and go play something else.

3. I fell down and my nosebleed sprayed all over me!

4. In order not to be late, I fell down while walking in the morning. As a result, the screen of my mobile phone was also cracked. I was so depressed that I was not in the mood to go to work all day long. It was a miserable life.

5. I just fell down in the office and the iron frame fell down. Fortunately, the smallpox is still fine. It’s a blessing.