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Interesting sentences describing marriage

1, you need a license to get married and drive. Driving requires a driver's license; Marriage requires a marriage certificate.

2. In the eyes of parents, children are often a part of themselves, and children are his ideal chance to start over.

Marriage is based on love, attachment and respect.

4. Both marriage and car have weaknesses. Cars are afraid of adding the wrong oil; Getting married is afraid of being a mistress.

Marriage is like a bridge, connecting two completely lonely worlds.

6. Marriage and cars should not aim too high. Buying a car is either the most expensive or the best, and the performance and price suitable for you are the best; Marriage is the same, either the most beautiful or the best, and whether it is suitable or not is the most important.

7. Commitment is the foundation of a happy and long-term marriage.

8. Both marriage and car need maintenance. If the car is not maintained for a long time, it will stall and go on strike; Marriage will not last long, it will break up.

9. A marriage without conflict is almost as unimaginable as a country without crisis.

10, marriage and cars will be judged by others. Driving a high-end car will drool over a broken car; A happy marriage will be envied by unhappy people.

1 1, the durability of marriage depends on two hearts, not on both bodies.

12, marriage and cars are consumables. If the car is driven for a long time, its performance will get worse and worse. If it doesn't work, it will be scrapped. After being married for a long time, you will inevitably encounter problems. If you can't live any longer, you will get a divorce.

13. Marriage is essentially an ethical relationship. Marriage is an ethical love with legal significance.

14. Marriage is a book. The first chapter is a poem, and the rest are ordinary essays.

15, marriage and cars have safe havens. The safe haven of the car is called the garage; The harbor of marriage is called home.

16. For Adam, heaven is his home, and for his descendants, home is heaven.