Talking about Zodiac

I am a snake, ranking sixth in the zodiac.

Speaking of snakes, everyone must think we are terrible.

The cold body, the scarlet letter, can be as vigorous as flying without feet, and the poisonous snakes at home also "touch the grass and die"; If you want to bite, there is no royal family. "

There is even a legend that we bewitch Adam and Eve to steal the forbidden fruit. In Snake Catcher, Liu Zongyuan wrote that our snakes are terrible, and those derogatory terms such as "heart like a snake and scorpion" and "beauty like a snake and scorpion" are exaggerated, which makes you human beings hate our guts.

As we all know, you humans are still learning wisdom from us.

If you don't believe me, listen to me in detail.

What kind of animals have the ability of our family? You let the rabbit try? Let the tiger, the king of beasts, try it? Let you humans try?

Spring and summer are warm and harmonious, and we snakes are active and show our magical powers. In spring, in the summer sunshine, we snakes enjoy family happiness. When the cold winter comes and the snow is frozen, we snakes have already chosen a warm and safe place to hibernate and live in seclusion, so as to be refreshed and rejuvenated in spring.

How many animals in the world freeze to death or starve to death in winter? If you humans don't have air conditioning in winter and summer, can you survive?

In our snake's life, we shed our skin about 10 times, 2-3 times a year. This is a grand move of our continuous development, reform and innovation by "striving hard, pioneering and innovating".

What kind of animal has such courage and courage? How many of you humans can do it? Isn't it just coy and smug?

Now let's talk about the poisonous snake that makes you humans talk about snake color change.

I believe that after listening to my words, your attitude towards me will definitely be greatly improved.

There is a saying in Liu Zongyuan's Jumping Snake:

But catching a snake to dry can be used to treat leprosy, hand-foot spasm, neck swelling, toxic sores and other diseases. It can also remove carrion and kill various parasites in the human body. "

Is it a crime that we donate precious venom and even our own lives to help you people cure incurable diseases and overcome medical difficulties to repay you?

You humans still have a saying of "self-defense", so why can we snakes give in and let others eat us?

Do you think how much harm the three generations of snake catchers in Jiang family have done to our family? What did we say?

You humans are only allowed to set fires, so we are not allowed to light snakes?

Where is justice?

If the snake is guilty, then the crime is just "carrying a bag and committing a crime"!

There is also a legend in the Bible that we snakes lured Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit. How does this affect us snakes?

Why does God say that? It was God who incited Adam and Eve.

Imagine, which cub of you humans stopped eating ice cream after hearing mom and dad say "you can't eat ice cream"? Isn't it happy to eat behind your back?

We are just the messengers of God and the medium of communication.

If we snakes are guilty, it's just a crime of submission.

If these two sins are also sins, we have nothing to say.

Alas, having said so much, I wonder if you humans have changed our snakes?

But in any case, our wisdom has inspired you humans. It is not too much to call us "teachers". We have taught you that human beings should "foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, innovate themselves, conform to nature, advance when it is beneficial, and hide when it is unfavorable" and so on.

Forget it, let's listen to history, medicine, humanities, philosophy and so on.

-human teacher: snake