What is a sentence that can choke someone to death without using curse words?

1. Life is like fighting against landlords. Some people, who were in the same group a moment ago, become enemies in the blink of an eye.

2. I have been running in the field of hope, although I am occasionally stumbled by disappointment.

3. People are parallel imports, but their hearts are licensed goods.

4. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

5. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and out of tune.

6. Thinking about life, constipation, no paper, but Wi-Fi.

7. Spread a lot of rice on the keyboard, and the chicken's position will be better than yours.

8. You look like a car accident scene.