Funny and domineering classic: singing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood.

1. I think it is happy to hang a bell around my neck.

In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

Teachers always like to say in class: Students, please look at me. ...

4. How tempting! "Dad, I want this!" "Stop it!" "I want this!" "no!" "I will! I want it! I want it! " Then many people saw a Xiong Haizi musician walking home with a big bag of sanitary napkins that day ... Can you imagine my depressed mood when I got home and opened the package excitedly, only to find that it was inedible? ...

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

6. Let's just admit that we are not that strong, and we don't want to be so invulnerable. We just want to be hugged warmly.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world. ..

8.9 Being single has the happiness of being single, and being in love has the happiness of being in love. There is no need to envy anyone.

9. It seems that you are a complete loser, just a loser, just a loser.

10. If you can't be a bad guy, be a good guy who tickles the bad guy's teeth.

1 1. The sun shines in the sky, and your mother smiles at me * *

12. God-can I return the pear to you-I'll exchange it with an apple! .

13. He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which can be used to feed pigs.

14. You can sing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood.

15. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

16. Our class teacher took the paper and said, Hand out a stack of papers.

17.9 Don't say no until you try!

18. I can't forget my injury because my heart has been bleeding.

19. In order to cover up the weakness of motion sickness, my girlfriend cleverly chose unexpected pregnancy! ! !

20. What is cruelty? If it's a man, I'll break his three legs; If it is a male dog, I will break his five legs!

In a bad mood, talk about domineering

1, some things are not unknown, just in my eyes and buried in my heart. 2. I can smile indifferently when you are mentioned in other people's words, but I can't think of you alone, and my heart is quiet.

Since you don't love me, don't try to get close to me. My heart is very fragile.

4. How wonderful we used to be and how strange we are now.

5, feelings are like this, you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, there will always be someone to hurt you.

6. Some things can't be forced, such as love, such as faith.

7. I put it down for you, but I didn't.

8. The wind blows and the clouds fly, and the weaver girl returns to her hometown.

9. Graduation season is a season of sadness and confession.

10, you passed through my life, but I want to be a peerless scenery stationed in your life.

1 1, the past is the past, because it is the past! There is no draw.

12 I didn't realize how much I care about you until the end.

13, tears don't mean everything will be fine.

14, give them to the boy to exchange for good wine.

15, don't think that officials are better than the people, they all have to retreat, and in the end, they are all people. Special permission!

16, don't forget why you started just because you walked too far.

17, the past can't be rewritten, but it makes me stronger. Thank you for every change, every heartbreak and every scar.

18, if life is like the first time, why do you have to leave sadly?

19, we kept rummaging through the old memories, but we never found ourselves at that time.

20. There was a bright moon in Qin Dynasty, a rest in Han Dynasty, and the Long March people did not return. But let Longcheng fly, and don't teach Huma to become cloudy.

2 1, this last parting, we can only turn around and go to the end of the world.

22, don't give up easily, don't always tell yourself that there is no way. Many things in life can only be truly understood if they have been experienced, eaten and hurt.

23, confession and farewell, a word difference; One is shy and the other is bitter.

24. Youth has passed, love has been forgotten, and dreams are wandering.

25. You have been here for a while, and I will miss you all my life.

26. Laugh if you want to cry. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of this world.

27. The process that people who are most afraid of and care about go further and further is really a heartfelt pain.

28. Raise your head, laugh, bow your head and shed tears. Nobody knows. I don't care.

29, no but reluctant, who knows. How to go this way?

30. Don't think too complicated. Grasping things too tightly will break your hand and hurt.

3 1. After you left, I collected your news everywhere like a scavenger.

32. Don't think that there is a reward for giving. Only regardless of return can we repay evil with good. Trane

33. If you are happy, how can I come back to disturb your life?

I know the result, but I'm still unwilling to lose to you.

35. When two people are together, do they have to break up in the end? Oh, false love.

36. It is better to be hurt by the truth than comforted by lies.

37. The deepest loneliness is playing the fool when you know what you want.

38. Sign with lyrics, not because the lyrics are well written, but because of empathy.

39. A stranger is someone you don't know at first and then you don't know at last.

Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel very uncomfortable.

4 1. Later, I heard that many people mentioned you, and my fingers were not tightly held and I didn't frown.

42. Ten thousand bright futures are not worth a gentle gift.

43. You hold others to laugh, and I hold myself to cry.

Time can heal those superficial wounds, but it can't take you away from my heart.

Please tell me how to escape from the barren land you gave me.

46. The only regret is that. Time has never gone backwards.

47. The angel's smile is mixed with pain and sadness.

48. I am good-looking, so you should be patient.

49. A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have too many emotions. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be in such a mess.

5 1, want to stay, don't stay is empty. Want to meet, can't meet is the most painful.

Maybe we can't work together forever, but I will be happy as long as I see you.

If I were Di Qing next year, I would report to Taohua.

54. Born with pride and pride, he is not enchanting in flowers.

55. A person's greatest weakness is not selfishness, passion, barbarism and willfulness. But paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

56. The saddest thing is knowing that you are a spare tire, but you still can't bear to leave.

57. The saddest thing in the world is that the person you love loves someone else, but you are still being stupid.

58. Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts, just make a joke and leave.

59. After ten years of grinding a sword, the frost blade has never been tried. I'll show you today who has a grievance.

60. I don't want to be the shadow of others. Since I don't love it, I will say it earlier.

6 1, you laugh, and the whole world laughs with you; You cried, and only you cried in the world.

62, just to mature, but also to grow old. Time is useless.

63. A friend is a kind of affection that cannot be measured by money.

64. Some things only persist when you see hope, but only when you persist can you see hope.

65, sometimes heartless smile, just because trying to get rid of those emptiness and anxiety.

66 parting is just around the corner, even if there is a thousand words for a moment, I will hold my hand and want to see tears.

67. In the dead of night, darkness turned into protective color, and my thoughts began to travel unscrupulously.

68. Even the best things will be lost. No matter how good the memories are, they will still be forgotten.

69. Youth is too short to waste time hating anyone.

70. It's easy to meet the person you love in this life, but difficult to meet the person who loves you.

7 1, hospitality is the last thing I need after my heart is cold.

I wish I could be brave. Will you come back to me?

73. Write a poem for the rest of your life, but you can't mention a word about him.

74. Who wants to talk to me about a love that won't break up?

75. Love is always a fairy tale, put a question mark.

76. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage that is not afraid of losing.

77. Many people love you, but few people will go with you in the end.

There is no room for so many people in my world. If you don't like it, please leave.

79. A person who laughs like a fool is just a person who wakes up from a dream and cries like a madman.

80. When my mouth is lonely, I smoke a cigarette. Who will accompany me when I am lonely?

8 1, I dreamed of Meng Po last night, so I said to her: Meng Po brought me a bowl of vinegar, and my stomach is not good recently!

If I am really strong enough, I will not let go of your hand on the road to happiness.

83. Keeping the empty city and waiting for the old people, the agreement of that year is still deeply hidden in my heart.

84. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

85. People who accompany you are not necessarily people who know themselves.

86. People say that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.

Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

88. Youth is like this. It is noisy, but in the end it is silent until no one knows.

89. Life is like a grand banquet. There's always an end. We just chose to leave for a while.

90. Don't say how much you love me, just let your actions prove it.

9 1, unconsciously, I lost too much of myself.

92. I just want to go with you, but you have already figured out where to end.

93. I'm just a passerby who accompanied you crazy for a short carnival.

94. Wait silently, just for the past encounter.

95. Leave. Leave. Don't come back and ask me if I'm okay.

96, the bright moon is in the sky, and the voice of the tiger. Like a rainbow sword.

97. You are my indispensable injury.

98. I don't want anything in my life, I just want to be someone who has something to do with you.

99. I am not lonely, because my best friend is with me.

100, maybe our fate is over, maybe we shouldn't be together.

10 1, I just want to be quiet after separation and have no time to intervene in your life.

102, how can you protect your family and your brother if you don't work hard?

103. To be respectful to others is to be solemn to yourself.

104, what I really got was betrayal, so why should I stay?

105, you brought me your pain, and I brought you my happiness.

106, don't be reluctant to stay with me, I will try to forget you.

107, meeting you is a kind of fate, but we have no fate after all.

108, you like me because I am a good person, but you love him, even if he is a wrong person.

109, I will die alone, with thoughts of your past life.

Send it when you are in a bad mood. Tell me about it.

1. What's the use of something that doesn't belong to you-it will eventually become someone else's.

The hot summer days still can't warm my heart.

Because of the illusory love, I can't beg any more.

4. Love and love, love and love, are you so tired every day?

People can rest when they are tired, so what should I do if my heart is tired?

6. Love is ruthless, and people are not old.

7. I am completely hurt, and I love you to despair.

8. The monotonous and dreary air suffocates my young mind and entangles my flying wings.

9. Sad love songs are repeated on demand, and my tired heart is bound. I want to live alone in the future.

10. No tears, no thoughts, quiet.

1 1. In every laugh, there is fatigue that others can't understand.

12. I'm really tired of living in the shadow you gave me.

13. You are absolutely right. Always tired.

14. It is meaningless to live the same life every day.

15. Tired, really tired, this hypocritical mask has been worn for a long time and I can't bear to take it off.

16. If the heart is tired, everything will not go back.

17. I want to say that I am really tired recently. No reason, no reason.

18. Those lives are no longer worth looking forward to, because they always give me a fatal blow at my most brilliant time.

19. Another day. Struggle without goals is like walking dead.

20. The derailed life is actually not so happy. ...

2 1. I am not arrogant, I am not fooling around, I am tired of all dependence.

22. In the future, I won't pay anything for anyone.

23. Life is a race after race.

24. From today on, I don't want this world.

25. I have no passion for anything. It turns out that my heart is tired and it's time for me to rest.

26. Where is the future? Who can guide me? I'm so tired.

I am not a mummy, but I live a mummy's life.

28. After a long time, you can get used to everything and hate everything.

29. Living in a hypocritical world all day will only become more and more hypocritical.

30. The body is still young, but the heart is not young.

3 1. Those so-called flashlights in this city only reflect loneliness.

I am afraid to treat everything with my heart, and I am afraid that I will get tears in return.

33. I'm just tired of playing this time and want to have a good rest.

34. I want to leave everything behind and wander alone.

35. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.

36. A person will not want the beauty of two people for a long time.

37. If you send a message to a person, he will never reply. Don't send it again. There is no such humble waiting.

38. After the play is over, all I can do is play my own dream.

39. Loneliness makes me so vulnerable.

40. If there is a next life, I hope we won't be so miserable as we are now.

4 1. I was injured and lost myself, only to find that I was not the only one in your heart.

42. Time will heal all the pain, and slowly, I will forget everything.

Please don't bother me when I miss him. I really want to give him up.

44. I feel inexplicable and want to lose my temper for no reason. Really tired

45. Can you stop obsessing?

46. You are my dream, so far away.

47. My heart is tired, and I don't struggle any more. There are many people with me, but not the one in my heart.

48. I really don't feel your concern, even a little.

49. Be critical. One day, I will only pay attention to you.

50. I can't stand your injury any longer.

You must watch it when you are in a bad mood. Talk about mood phrases.

Introduction: People are always afraid to say goodbye. I don't know how many regrets and tears there will be that day, and I don't know if I can give up. Life may not have said goodbye, but it just turned around and changed a journey. Living well is the best farewell.

1, many times, the truth is hidden in a joke. It's just that the speaker has a heart, but the listener has no intention.

2. In the flower season, we should live like flowers. To be young is to be passionate, not confused.

3. Each of us is pursuing, but sometimes we never find what we want all our lives, and sometimes we find it and lose it. Life just lingers between gain and loss.

A person's greatest wisdom is to know his future through other people's experience.

Sometimes, your casual words warm my whole heart.

When you are in a dilemma between your feelings and others' opinions, you should choose to do something that makes you happy.

7. It doesn't matter whether someone loves you or not. The most important thing is to be childlike, happy and cheerful, and be a happy and warm person.

8. Even if you don't meet and talk, there will always be a place in your heart.

9. Don't think too much. Your imagination will create a problem that doesn't exist at first.

10, you are not the best, but I cherish it most.

1 1, emotionalization is the physical defect of losers.

12, those vows, those songs, those who have loved are insignificant in the universe of time; It was not until later that I deeply understood that, in fact, remembering is the best way to forget.

13, be grateful for the setbacks and hardships brought by life, because it will make you see something again, who is really treating you and who is pretending to treat you.

14, two people are together, not to stick together all the time, but to let themselves know that there is another person who loves you in this world.

Life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day.

16, we fought all the way, not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.

17, if life is so short, I would like to accompany you all my life; If fate takes me away too early, I will try to leave my mark on you for the rest of your life; Spend the days without me with you.

18, if I had been brave, the ending would have been different. If you had noticed, would your memory be unusual? In the end, I didn't say it, but you ignored it. We don't care whether this is the best ending or not.

19, he likes her and has nothing to do with love; She is happy, so he is happy.

20. A woman's happiness lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.

2 1, people are lonely, but what is terrible is not loneliness, but fear of loneliness.

22. The person who doesn't ask you anything is actually not sure about you, because she is not sure herself. If she wants your sincerity, I wonder if you can really give it.

No.23 said that Dachuan couldn't figure it out. Do your best, don't stay. Let go and be reluctant. Love but not. There are too many things in this world. No, just get used to it. Just passing by, change your thinking mode.

24, we hate a person, often because they are too similar to each other; We like a person because they are so alike.

25. Many people mistakenly think that their hearts are infatuated with or admired by love. In fact, their hearts can't be compared with real love at all.

26. If you decide to forget someone or something, what you have to do is not to hide it in your heart and let it sprout in your memory, but to make it lose its elasticity in the tempering of language.

27. You walk alone and have quiet happiness; If you walk with the same person, you will have a companion; If you go with many people, you will feel lively. As long as you dare to leave, you will be fine.

28. The heart should be like an umbrella, which can be opened or closed.

29. You are tender and painful in my heart. When I look back, my cheeks are wet and your face is blurred. In the depths of the years, I can often see you smiling as before. This smile is the most beautiful waiting in my heart.

30. I never care about the eyes of pedestrians, because they only saw my face for a moment.

Editor's Note: You will meet many wonderful people in your life, but the people you met when you were young will always touch you the most. Just like you have heard many beautiful songs in your life, the best you sing will always be what you learned when you were a child.