How to write an inspirational girlfriend?

Ladies: Do you want someone to take you home after the wedding? Do you want to block your parents' mouths and let your seven aunts and eight aunts who are media completely extinct? Do you want the stalker to disappear automatically? Do you need someone to serve you when you are sick? There's a sudden power outage at home. Do you want me to help you repair the circuit? Then try to marry yourself to me! ! My basic situation, body length 175, naked weight 67kg, I am single, aged cellar brew 1982, male, Beijing masseur, name: Fan Yi,No.: Beijing male SPA technician, Han nationality, born and raised in China, with an altitude of about 175CM between Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming. 88; It has the objective conditions for happiness. 67 kg (naked weight), and experienced vicissitudes and emotional experience. Find an ordinary beauty and enjoy two people. My monthly salary is a secret. My IQ is not as good as Bill Gates, but much better than Forrest Gump, and I know Zhou Yu's mother's last name. The body is average, but it is not blown away by the wind. It can also give you shelter from the wind when the wind is strong. Physical fitness is average, singing is not out of tune, but it is easy to attract wolves. You will get the following parts: a husband (which can be used to deal with relatives and friends, and other functions need to be continuously developed), a chef (who is responsible for food quality), a masseur, a handbag (no more than 80Kg, no more than 20 shopping bags), two shoulders (which can be relied on, can be used as pillows, and can be ridden ... You can reserve the right: clean up the house, establish the habit of a warm family, and dress up. What you will lose: the right to sleep on your side in bed, some freedom, all loneliness. Several explanations; Due to the environmental reasons of personal background, ladies with the following characteristics should not be disturbed: they love taking diet pills, smoking, managing the dance floor, taking KTV as their life, and enjoying being chased by more than N men. If you love many people at the same time, don't look for me; If you don't want to get married in five years, don't be practical, and don't really know what you want, don't be disturbed. "Non-mainstream" please don't disturb me. I am traditional at heart and hostile to aliens. Excessive narcissism, please do not disturb. You can't get more than two pierced ears. What I want is a complete person who doesn't appreciate incomplete beauty, and I, a masseur, don't have enough money to buy you more than two earrings. Don't disturb those who like heavy makeup. It's fresh and clean. You can wear light makeup, but black and white are too bright. If you paint it as a ghost or a turkey, please respect yourself. Don't disturb the teething people. I don't want kissing to turn into a nightmare. Walking posture is right. He should walk at a normal speed. Is he in there? Don't look for me. You can't be too rich I haven't seen anything you eat. You can't swallow what I eat. A woman with too much money can't film me. Spoil, please go away. The masseur in Beijing is not a prince. Don't treat yourself as a princess. I can't afford it. Don't disturb homosexuality and one-night stands. Treat feelings as players and refuse to join. Looking forward to the woman: female: both physically and psychologically. Appearance: just plain looking. Too beautiful women make people worry, and too ugly women make people feel uncomfortable. White skin, Sandy Lam's little jasper matches that shape best. But the rest is ok, the important thing is to feel. Height: Size 37 shoes are more suitable, and your height range will be within my ideal range. I won't feel too short, and I can hold it for you when the sky falls. Personality: simple and sincere, with connotation, gentle and kind, unobtrusive, and serious about feelings. Be kind to the elderly, like small animals (except snakes and mice), love the good things in life (not just money), and have not lost their innocence and happiness. I am lucky to seek a confidante in my life and get it; No, my life. The most important thing is to hit it off, communicate effectively, and then be harmonious. Priority is given to women who can do housework (and love to do housework that requires intelligence, especially those that nannies can't do, such as decorating their homes beautifully) and those who have jobs. After falling in love, we should miss each other every day, but we may not meet each other every day. I am responsible for making money hard, and you are responsible for beauty and enchanting. After marriage, you can fall in love with others, but don't be found by me. Once I find out, I'll cook noodles with rat poison! ! ! Haha, just kidding. I just want to find loyal true love. Please add me for details: QQ * * * * * * SMS; 13 * * * * * First of all, I must admit that I am a good person. I can't be modest because my conscience reminds me to be honest and kind. I have to be honest: I am loyal and emotional. I am willing to do anything for my friend, and I am willing to do anything for my girlfriend. .