Copper stomach and iron ears

I don’t know when the word “foodie” became popular, and various food programs became popular. Everyone has become the spokesperson of the Eater activists.

And we are constantly discovering all kinds of delicious food. The fresher it is, the more tempting it is. We dare to eat everything from "iron eggs" to "braised peppers" and "stir-fried pork liver". As long as you dare to do it, I dare to eat it. And our stomach is really like a copper wall. As long as you eat something, it will be completely digested. If it is accidentally blocked, it feels like a good thing to take another digestion tablet.

As a star chef, I would like to tell you that the older you are, the better it tastes. Pickled eggs, pots that have not been washed for a long time, etc. can all become beautiful dishes on the table. Dishes.

In Lao She's novel "Zhao Ziyue", there is a paragraph that describes the special physical structure of the Chinese people, which is the most penetrating:

The so-called authentic Chinese are: first, You must have a stomach that can hold three pots of Longjing tea and ten dishes of spiced melon seeds; secondly, you must have a pair of iron eardrums. With these two things in hand, I can lie down on the couch, with the big gong banging "Four Beginnings" under my ears, and the suona and wolf howling and ghostly blowing the "Grizzly Wind".

Some foreigners talk nonsense and call all dirty smells "Chinese flavor" and call all messy and unclean food "Chinese offal". In fact, when these foreigners had to carefully examine the Chinese body structure, they had to laugh out loud and admire the Chinese body structure as the most evolved and perfect in the world. Because the Chinese have iron noses, they are naturally unable to smell bad odors; the Chinese have copper stomachs, not to mention dried croquettes, old preserved eggs buried for 120 years, even meat slices stir-fried with stones can reach their stomachs. change. Similarly, in order to help foreigners understand Chinese music and singing, it is best to put them in the Qingyun Pavilion teahouse; if their lives are not to be cut off, they can at least develop a pair of iron ears if they are not shocked to death for a while. After they have iron ears, I'm sure they will no longer say that the gongs and drums are barbaric music, but will instead hate that their previous ears were wrong.

Our ears can not only listen to rock music, but also accept the noise of trains, car horns, square dance music, etc. These must be experienced to train the hard ears. If you see a friend you haven't seen for a long time, be sure to flick his ears to see if they can make a crisp sound.