Seek: Humorous and short witticisms, such as "Eat without food, save money and fall in love"

1. Go to work at eight and arrive at nine. Don't miss the reference at ten o'clock. (satirizing the style of the organization)

2. Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but change in silence.

You can't grow food without food.

4. Overeating will make you sick, and you can get along with each other regularly and quantitatively.

Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

6. It's not that you don't laugh, but the powder falls off when you laugh.

7. Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first.

8. Eighty grandfathers cut Artemisia selengensis, and the firewood will burn for one day.

9. The patient didn't keep his mouth shut, but the doctor broke his leg.

10. Pulling the finger looks good, and the Qing Dynasty rotted.

1 1. If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer.

C

1. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.

2. Eat three slices of ginger in the morning, such as ginseng chicken soup.

Eat eggplant in October and starve to death.

4. Eat noodles and soup to avoid prescribing medicine.

5. Always be a vegetarian to nourish your stomach.

6. Eating bran rice is nutritious and healthy.

7. Panic in eating and busy in swallowing hurt appetite and intestines.

8. In spring, epilepsy occurs from time to time.

9. Get up in the morning and drink a glass of water, and you won't regret it when you are old.

10. Take the medicine. Yes, just a bowl of soup.

1 1. Bad fish and rotten shrimp are healthy friends.

12. Eat without food, save money and fall in love.

D

1. There is a big wallet on the ground, and you said it is difficult to bow.

2. If the official is not the vice squad leader, he will stand guard instead of the second class.

3. Come back, don't blame society; It's hard to blame the government.

It's all my fault, plus the disaster brought by the moon.

It is better to drink ginseng chicken soup in the sun in winter.

6. Garlic is a treasure. Eating it often is good for your health.

7. Wheat is covered with three layers in winter and sleeps with steamed bread in the second year.

8. Be jealous instead of going to the drugstore.

9. Beating is pro, scolding is love, and it is uncomfortable not to fight or scold.

10. I have diarrhea and feel relaxed all over.

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