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What is the origin and legend of Elaine?

GUYBRUCH THREEPWOOD: Elaine, the hero: Lechak, GUYBRUCH's girlfriend: Pirate Head 1 Part: The demise of the Zoom Bie pirate ship Lechak. I write my captain's diary leisurely, and I think a lot of my great plans, including bananas. Apple ... the skeleton army led by pirate Lechak attacked Elaine's city. I rowed in haste to save the beauty. Of course, I was easily captured, but it was quite cost-effective to get Elaine's heartache. At present, escape is the first priority. Talk to the little pirate and find him fighting for Wally! Knowing the situation of pirates, after receiving pirate works, I boldly reprimanded him: you can't be a pirate! You shot me! You are always too soft-hearted. Sure enough, he won't dare. I told him to cry on the ground. He picked up the plastic hook and made a harpoon out of the chamber pusher on the wall. Elaine screams in the distance from time to time. I quickly sank all the skeleton ships with cannons, leaned out of the window and met Murray the skull. This is very unreasonable to me. I plunged it into the water with one shot. The wreckage on the hook includes a machete and a skeleton arm. I used a machete. All the jewels! But I am satisfied. I only took a bag of tin coins and found a ring under it. After I picked it up, I drew a circle on the cabin window with the diamond on the ring, and the water washed me out of the shipwreck. Climbing ashore, I met Elaine, and they had some tenderness. I took the opportunity to propose to Elaine with the ring I just found, and Wally stabbed me. Elaine angrily tried to teach me a lesson, but suddenly she became a golden statue. It turns out that this is a cursed ring. Oh, how can I save the spell and my Elaine? Part 2: Curse Getsworse for picking up the embers on the ground and playing with the secret button. The voodoo mark on the tree is mysterious. No one here can help me, but the voodoo leaflet reminds me of the direction I should go (it seems that I must buy one of their graphics cards after the adventure). Murray gave me a fright when I came to the swamp. Ignoring his pestering, I went straight in, bought a pack of chewing gum in front of the machine, pulled the crocodile's tongue and called the voodoo princess. She reminded me that Elaine is gold now, and pirates like gold best. I hurried back to hide Elaine. It's too late! She was just taken away by pirates! Now the problem is more complicated. I know everything I want to know. I said goodbye to the voodoo princess and took the needle from the doll on the ground before I left. ) and the glue on the ground (note: there is no glue on the easy checkpoint), I came to Porto Polo, and I became the first customer of little pirate Kenny, but I immediately knew that this was also the only customer. The lemonade I bought will never go down, and the glass full of water is leaking! Don't you dare fool me, I ... . There are no retaliatory measures for the time being. From the sign beside me, I found Dancel Bay, the passage to the pirate ship, but the jungle was too dense to enter normally. The owner of the chicken shop asked me for an order. I had to leave. Through the mysterious gate, I came to the other side of the town and entered the theater. I picked up the wand on the table, used it on the magic hat on the table, and got a ventriloquist book. The pirate on the hanger hopes it's not dandruff. . . That's not true. It's lice. Open the pocket of clothes and take a pair of gloves inside (note: gloves are easy to get here if they are easy to grade). The rehearsed actors are tired enough, and you still insist that I join their rehearsal performance? When I came to the barber shop, I finally saw my future crew-three pirates. Captain Rotingham, the pirate, is having a haircut. Putting lice on the comb on the table can get rid of this guy. The scissors on the roof attracted me. Can't this be used for stabbing? But you can't borrow it. I pretended to have my hair cut and picked up the book mall with my feet when I was promoted. The pirates had to go into the house to find a new one, and I was promoted again until I got the scissors. Of course, everyone refused to join easily. One wants me to prove that I can get the jewelry, the other wants me to give him some necessary color to see, and the pirate barber has to compete with me and throw a stick? I'm so thin (look at my legs) how can I play with him. I'd better find a soft persimmon, and I'm thin with gloves. I will not be rude. I will choose to fight with banjo. I'm driving him crazy. Wow! I won't play such a cool solo. Who says I won't be rude? I got the pistol and shot his piano, so I conquered him. Come to the entrance of Dancel cove, cut the mysterious root flower with scissors, and cut a passage. It's too late to see the sign beware of snakes. There are many good things to take in the snake's stomach, including the order that the chicken shop owner said! Mix the pancake sauce with the root flower and let the snake hit it. I was spit into quicksand. I couldn't catch a life-saving rattan not far away, so I made a blowpipe with reeds and thorns nearby (this thing is a necessary prop, which many AVG have), tied a helium balloon with a book, blew it on the branches of the rattan with my mouth (not eating it), and shot the balloon out. The book was pressed against the branch, enough to bounce the rattan on me. When I came to the shore of Dancel, there was a hole in the boat (note: if it was easy, there was no hole), so I couldn't use it. Go back to the chicken shop, say hello to the customer, pick up the broken knife from behind him and taste the dessert next to it. It's maggots! Use maggots on roast chicken, and get a membership card (note: easy level can be taken directly). Take away the pie basin and cut the dessert (note: whether the dessert is fresh or fresh, there is neither). I noticed that the master's gold teeth were beautiful. When I came back, I saw a broken knife on the wooden frame and rum spilled all over the floor. You know, the sailor's wine was very strong, and it was lit with embers. The explosion knocked down all the rubber trees nearby. This is exactly what I want. Let's compete with pirates with haircuts. I won with a rubber tree, and I have a sailor. I saved the life of the third pirate and got the hard candy that almost choked him to death. Go back to the chicken shop, take out delicious hard candy covered with hair and saliva, and then feed him chewing gum. When he blows bubbles, he will prick them with a needle, and the gold teeth inside will be mine. In order to pass the inspection, I chewed a piece of gum and stuck it on my gold tooth, and then blew it out of the window with a helium balloon. Outside the door, I found gold teeth in the mud with a plate. It is not easy to make money! (Note: You can leave the chicken restaurant normally when you get the gold teeth in Yiguan) Show the gold teeth to the third pirate, so that all the three crew members I need are here! I still need a map. I heard there was news from the seaside club. Don't I have a membership card? When I entered the club, the hot sand even caught fire. I turned and took three towels and soaked them in the ice bucket. By the way, I drove BOY away according to the rules of the club and got the cooking oil. I spread a towel all the way and took Parrido's cup (there is no water leakage here). The map of Blood Island is on him, but he refused to give it to me. Go back to Kenny's place, get a good glass and order another lemonade. It is really delicious. Kenny couldn't be angry with me, so he turned and ran into the house. I took the pitcher from the table, filled the "fifth largest dye vat" next to it with red dye, took the leaking cup to Palido and poured the dye. Hey, you've got a sunburn. He quickly turned over. Map of Blood Island! The method I got was a bit cruel, and I realized that cooking oil can also be used more. The third part: The journey from Sanzhang to Feng to Blood Island was not smooth, and the map was taken away by Rodingham (the enemy of the barber shop and more importantly, the treasure) when it sailed together. How can I save Elaine? None of my crew helped me. Although their songs are good, they can't help me. Of course, I know what I should do. Then be a real pirate! I fought against all kinds of pirates at sea and robbed their treasures. The way to fight is to see who is more interested in kung fu. As the saying goes, if a gentleman speaks, he will win and I will be rich. Back at the port, Kenny was selling arms for the law school, and I was upgrading until I was equipped with a super cannon. Failure can also learn their "sword tactic". Finally, I had a face-to-face duel with rotten ham. This guy is really difficult to deal with. The sword tactic of ordinary pirates doesn't work at all. It took me a long time to subdue him. (Note: Many friends may not be able to get through. Here are some swords to deal with Rodingham. When he said: 1 WHE I did it. . . Pay it back and kill you. . . My attack. . Pay with your breath. . . You look great. . . Return it if you don't take the exam. . The only way. . Pay back the money to heaven and save me. . . ) I got the map back and my ship landed on Blood Island. Picked up the bottle underground and walked all the way to the small hotel on the mountain. This man can't stay awake. I took the recipe from the table. I need eggs. My dog's hair and pepper can match the antidote. I took the cushion on the stool, went to the cemetery, fed the dog some dessert, let it taste it with my hand (note: feed its dog food to an easy level), took its hair, and took the hammer and chisel on the table. When I came to the seaside, there were eggs on the tree. I put the mat on the stone floor. I knocked on the trunk with a hammer and got eggs. When I came to the windmill, I found peppers. I gave the man three things and bought an umbrella. I was in the cabin while chatting. I got the cheese with a chisel and a magnet. Upstairs in the left room, I knocked the nail out of the wall, went outside, picked up the portrait, and went downstairs to find GOODSOUP to get the mirror. Of course, everything is not so easy to get. I changed the mirror with scissors and portraits. Open the restorer with a chisel (note: it can be used directly at the easy level). It is dangerous to add a glass of liquor to the restorer, but you can only enter the grave if you are "dead". Drink it! There is an episode here: when I first played, I drank hard liquor while doing other things. As a result, the program display is over. In fact, there is still a chance to move quickly at this time, otherwise the game will be over. ) I pried open the coffin with a chisel and got a nail. I also saved Stan and came back to buy Gold Tooth's business card and insurance policy. When I came to the mountain, I took a tofu (? Tofu) and measuring cup, and make a tofu head with a screwdriver next to it. The islanders regard me as a VIP. Legend has it that I sacrificed cheese to lava and the volcano was activated! Goodthorpe is certainly happy. There are more passenger orders and business to do. I put the remaining cheese in a pot outside the hotel and heated it with lava to make it into something that can replace asphalt. The hand oil I bought for the crew (embarrassed, my prestige is so poor) can be used on Elaine's fingers. Now I can get rid of the cursed ring, and it seems that I still need the ring recovered from Blood Island. Please be patient, dear Elaine. Back to the windmill, I hooked out the leaves of the umbrella and opened the door (note: easy level can open the door directly). When I get to the top, I will fill the empty bottle with wine and put it on Elaine's stump, and the fireflies will automatically get into the bottle. What? Make a hole in the cork with an awl to let the fireflies breathe. Close the lid and the lamp will be ready. Replace the broken mirror on the lighthouse (note: Yi Ping mirror does not need to be replaced) and use lights to dock a ship on the shore. Go back to the hotel, go upstairs and hang the portrait on the left door, then enter the house, see the outside world, open the right door with a business card (note: Yi Ping mirror can go in directly), get out of bed, fix all the beds with nails, and get a book about GOODSOUP family, which is enough for GOODSOUP to accept me. In the grave, I saw the ghost bride. After the talk, I made up my mind to promote the wedding, but I couldn't get out. I came to the left with a crowbar and met Murray again. This ghost always appears by my side, but this time it succeeded. I put my hand through the crack in the wall and it was over. My hand is caught and I can't pull it out! Just kidding. I saw the grave keeper in the house through the gap. The skeleton arm with glue got the lantern and played with Murray. The grave keeper hurried to open the cemetery door. On the second floor of the hotel, I took the newly bought crowbar and sent the "groom" on the bed to the cemetery. I finally got this wedding dress and got the engagement ring, but there are still few diamonds on it. In the hotel file box, I got the death certificate from my dream family, so I can safely ask for money. Before I left, I talked to the fortune teller. My piety made me take several dead cards in a row. Why do you recite it like this? I'd better leave here at Stan's house. I showed my death certificate. What, am I dead? Can I get the insurance money? When I came to the seaside, my new lighthouse worked. The lost man is willing to send me to Skull Island, but he needs a compass. The encyclopedia in the snake's stomach turned over. So it is: "taste" shaving foam (note: easy level is not needed), insert the needle into the cork, magnetize it with a magnet, fill the cup with seawater and make a compass. When I came to Skull Island, I told my glasses to put me down, but he let me go halfway. I quickly opened my umbrella, landed in the cave, played cards with the team leader Andre, and won with a dead card (note: you can get a small toy here, but it is as useless as the hotel publicity materials). Although I cheated, they turned against me and tried not to admit it. At this time, the glasses pushed the door and came in, and the wind blew out the candle. I took the diamond and ran away. Part IV: The Kiss of Spider Monkey It seems that there is no need to argue with Lechak about who Elaine loves. In short, he turned me into a dwarf. Now, restitution is the key issue. Pushing open the door (unlocked), I talked to the boat dog and bet him my age. Of course, he doesn't know my actual age. I won an anchor. I don't care if Murray abused him, because I didn't choose him as a medal. I put shaving foam on the plate, put the anchor in the pie and told the old cat to fire. Of course, human targets can't bear my shells. After opening the door, I became a new one.