Humorous jokes in high school classes

A person with a sense of humor always explores the interesting side of things, appreciates the relaxed side of the main works and establishes his own unique style and humorous attitude towards life. Such people are easy to approach. I collected some humorous jokes from high school classes for you. Let's have a look.

Selected humorous jokes in high school classroom

1) One day in class, the teacher was teaching how much four times four equals, but Meng Xiao didn't go to class! The teacher said angrily. Let me ask you, what is four times four? Meng Xiao replied? Me? I don't know. ? Go home and ask your parents! ? The teacher severely criticized Meng Xiao. After school, Meng Xiao went home and asked his mother (Otto's mother):? Mom, what's four times four? Mom didn't hear me and said, cook a bowl of rice. ? Meng Xiao then asked his father (Otto's father):? Dad, what's four times four? Dad just woke up and said, how comfortable! ? Meng Xiao didn't ask his brother. He happened to answer the phone and said, You piss me off! ? The next day, Meng Xiao went to school. The teacher asked yesterday's question again, and Meng Xiao said, Cook a bowl of rice. ? ......

2) The Chinese teacher asked several senior three students: Many of you are talking about it? Pour paste? Who can explain this word to me? A classmate thought for a moment and said, come if you want, or make trouble. ? The teacher gave a snow smile. That's a scoundrel! ? Another theory: You don't want to talk to me. Everyone doesn't want to talk to me. ? Another happiness of the teacher: Mahjong language! ? The other scrambled to say:? Don't want to do good things, dare not do bad things, and do things best. ? The teacher shook his head. Especially muddy! ? Is the fourth place: a person is down and out in the rivers and lakes (paste) and has to escape (smash). ? The teacher's eyes lit up: this sentence is good, because he used homophonic rhetoric! ?

3) "A monitor sleeps in class and asks his classmates to call him after class. The students played practical jokes. Get up, class is over! The monitor rubbed his eyes: Stand up! At this time, I saw more than a dozen students standing up sleepily and saying, "thank you, teacher!" "

4) Once I was tutoring a junior high school child, I found the following horrible words in his English textbook: Dad died (bus), my brother died (yes), and my sister died (mis? ) ...... Death ray (school)

5) The school organizes math exams and allows students to use calculators. In the examination room, the students are studying hard and working out all kinds of problems with calculators. Then suddenly there was an exclamation from a corner of the examination room. God, why did I bring the remote control home! ? The school organizes math exams and allows students to use calculators. In the examination room, the students are studying hard and working out all kinds of problems with calculators. Then suddenly there was an exclamation from a corner of the examination room. God, why did I bring the remote control home! ? In the adult education class, students are required to think carefully and answer the following questions: What would you do if someone told you for sure that the earth would be destroyed in six months and all life would disappear? After a few minutes of thinking, a student raised his hand. ? What would you do? The student quickly replied:? I will ask my mother-in-law to move in with us. ? Really? Living with my mother-in-law is what I want to do most, because it will be the longest and most difficult six months in my life. ?

6) In the dormitory of college students at night, students often talk about their ideal object at night. One summer night, the air was sultry and abnormal, and it was difficult for a boy to fall asleep in the male dormitory. Let me help you talk about the requirements for your future girlfriend. Xiao Yang is a very cheerful handsome boy and is very popular with girls. He said proudly, as for me, I'm looking for someone who is 1.6 meters tall, slim and handsome. ? Xiao Wu is not very handsome, but he is the president of the school's literary society. He said slowly, well, I don't ask much of my girlfriend, as long as I match her, have a gentle personality and have long bright hair. ? Xiao Wang is a man with little literary talent and not handsome enough, but he is good at flattering. He sighed and said, well, I have the lowest requirements for my girlfriend, as long as it doesn't affect the city. ? ......

7) In the kindergarten class, the teacher asked the children to ask questions, and everyone asked them one by one. A child kept his hand in the air, but when it was his turn to ask questions, he put it down. The teacher asked him: What's the matter? You waited so long, why did you put your hand down when it was your turn to speak? The child replied:? It's too late. It's already wet. ?

8) Go back to the dormitory for self-study at night, and Liu Yuxian will spend one day, and then follow. I always wanted to strike up a conversation, but I didn't have the courage to go forward until fairy mm was about to enter the girls' building. I gritted my teeth and stepped forward to ask mm loudly: Excuse me, classmate, are you a woman? What happened afterwards? Later, I enjoyed the eyes of the fairy mm for two years.

9) Summer is hot and stuffy. Fortunately, the bathroom in the girls' building faces the boys' building, because the dormitory opposite is occupied by girls. As a result, the binoculars in the stationery store near the college were out of stock. Girls are not stupid, and soon, the department store curtains near the college are out of stock. College leaders expressed their concerns. In the second semester, all the girls across the street moved out, and all the girls in the hospital lived in the newly-built girls' dormitory area. However, after the new girls' dormitory area, there is a new boys' dormitory area that will be completed soon. So, a few days later, posters were posted in front of the nearby shops: we have a new batch of advanced telescopes and extra-thick curtains, and the prices are favorable.

10) On a hot summer day, a teacher dozed off in class. When he woke up, he was embarrassed and coaxed the students into saying, I just dreamed of Duke Zhou. ? The next day, the students also fell asleep in class. Seeing that he was angry, the teacher knocked the students awake with a ruler and blamed him for not sleeping in class. The students argued: I also went to see Duke Zhou. ? Mr. Wang asked angrily: What did Duke Zhou tell you? Student a:? Duke Zhou said, I didn't see you yesterday. ?

1 1) In the middle of class, the teacher walked beside Xiaoming. ? Xiaoming, why don't you listen carefully? The teacher asked, what are you doing? Xiao Ming looked up and answered:? Teacher, I am writing a motto. ? Really? The teacher picked up Xiao Ming's exercise book as he spoke. I saw it read: motto: I swear I will finish my homework on time in the future. If I don't finish it on time, I'll never swear again. ? Xiao Ming

12) one's deceased father grind, computer specialized course. After the exam bell rang, I was bending my head to do the paper. Suddenly, the head of the computer department rushed in with a blue face, searched everyone's papers, and then declared the exam invalid and took it again the next afternoon. I was surprised to be told that the standard answers were printed on the back of the test questions. That night, the school leaders went to the news broadcast. The next day, take the exam again. Look at the newspaper, or yesterday's problem! Suddenly, I fainted.

13) The teacher assigns homework. ? Exercise 4, we do this. ? Suddenly I heard several boys shouting: Teacher, there is still one question left unanswered. Set another one. ? The teacher was overjoyed and thought that we were finally looking forward to the day of active learning. So he smiled and said, well, add something. ? As soon as the bell rang, all the boys ran to the lottery betting station and said as they ran. Our teacher is really wonderful. Now we even have a special number. ?

14) Wen Tianxiang insisted on saying no in the face of the enemy's gun? No wonder the Southern Song Dynasty is dying, and the other side still has modern weapons. Yesterday I went to Xtep with my classmates and bought a pair of shoes. I asked my friend how he felt when he put them on. He smiled and said, Xtep is an extraordinary feeling! I was knocked down by the door frame as soon as I went out!

15) In class, the teacher asked the students to judge right and wrong on the spot. Teacher:? Xiao Lin, please judge. ? Kobayashi:? I think the answer should be? A mistake? . ? Teacher:? Why? Kobayashi:? Because Xiaoyan in front replied? Is that correct? But you didn't ask her to sit down. ?

16) There is a teacher who has a very special method of writing papers. One day, he was distributing the finished paper. Send it to the classmate who did well in the exam, and then send it to him. Students who do well in the exam will put it on the table for him. Students who don't do well in the exam will give it to him on the ground. It's finished, and there are still three papers left. He said that these papers will be buried at a fixed point tonight, and the excavation site will be notified separately. ......

17) once the teacher asked the students to talk about their feelings about the exam. I saw a classmate write: Part I: Part II Year after year: Make-up exams are questioned by us every year: You have to pay.

Excellent high school classroom humor jokes

1) In Chinese class, the teacher asked everyone to speak? One? A form of idiom, such as? Monopolistic? . The painter's son:? One stroke, one painting. ? The captain's son: one wave is not flat, and another is rising. ? Son of a real estate agent:? One room, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom. ?

2) After graduation, I went to teach in a girls' school. Because there are few young male teachers, I always thought that I would be very popular as a pure man. In the first class, a female student forgot to bring her textbook. I asked her to stand up and ask other students how to punish her. They said in unison with tacit understanding:? The teacher kissed her! ? Everyone is waiting to see my reaction. I glanced at that classmate and had to answer:? You can't punish the teacher! ?

3) There is a male classmate in the class who wants to ask him for 50 yuan because his friend owes him money, but he doesn't know how to talk because of his good friend relationship, so he plans to write and tell him. But after thinking for a long time, I still didn't know how to say it, so I asked. Later, I suggested that he say it directly, and he decided to write a note saying it would be faster. I was really laughing when I saw the note written by that classmate. The content is as follows: Li Ge, I have been worried for a long time, and I don't know how you are recently! Look! Today, the weather is sunny, the autumn is crisp and the flowers are in full bloom. White clouds are floating in the wind, and the warm sunshine reflects the earth. Green grass is like flowers and willows, the mountains are high and the water is long, the floating light is golden, the static shadow is heavy, the moon is thousands of miles away, and the spring and autumn are bright and clear. ......

This is a kind of sorrow that all mankind must know, but it is not as known as people who have been poor together. Freshman girl, until Yang's children, didn't grow up, grew up in the inner room, and no one knew her. Sophomore girls have other ladies in his court, 3,000 are rare and beautiful, but his favor of 3,000 is concentrated on one body. Junior girls must fold the flowers straight, don't wait for the flowers to be spent before folding the branches! There are not many senior girls in autumn, and they have long failed. Freshman boys tried to straighten the brim of their hats and scratched their heads at the end of the world. Sophomore boy, full of Song Yu feelings, very slim. Junior boys were rewarded with flowers by me, and now there are none. Senior three boys advise you not to wake up alone. There should be some drunken flowers. However, before she started walking towards us, we called a thousand times and urged her for a thousand times, but she still hid half of her face behind her guitar from us. My ex-girlfriends had to abandon me and Bolt from yesterday, and today it hurts my heart even more. ......

5) I am so handsome. The girls in the next class always look at me in class. I picked up a dollar. I've been looking for my police uncle for a day. I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to sit in the toilet and wait for my mother to get off work. Today, I am unhappy. I didn't want to cross the road in class and accidentally flew a car. One day I went to look for the car. I sit at the same table and don't talk to me in class. I sent a red scarf across the street and was hit by a train. Aliens attacked the earth. I'm sewing pants for Superman.

6) Don't be sorry. The teacher provided it? Excellent? environment My neck ached, I shook it, and I accidentally meowed. See if the students next door have written the class name and seat number to avoid being detained. If you cheat, what are the reasons for cheating? Because the weather is very good today. I'm in a good mood today. Do it by the way. The classmate has already thrown away the answer, so I'm sorry I didn't copy it. Afraid that classmates can't write, gather together? Opportunity education? Just a moment, please. Train yourself to see? Fine print? Speed. Test your eyesight. If you don't do it, you will be constipated. Strengthen the ability to assist memory. Practice writing. Training instant explosive power. This teacher teaches so badly that he forces his students to cheat! (So students cheat, the teacher should review! ......

7) M, Physics Department: We have been in love for half a year now. Is it love? W: Not really. Man: What, isn't it hot enough? W: Not enough, just one focus.

8) Don't explain in front of me, because explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonesty, and dishonesty is lack of cleaning.

9) "once a classmate fell asleep, which was nothing, but a classmate felt sorry for him and helped him snore, so the sleeping classmate was caught."

10) In Chinese class, the teacher taught us to be filial, let our parents be caring and attentive, and asked them whether the day's work was smooth and whether they were tired. The next day, the teacher asked the students to report their parents' reactions. A classmate said, "My parents said," Tell me how much money you are short of. Another classmate said, "I'm really unlucky!" " My parents asked me, "Did you send out your report card today? 』」

1 1) One day, I went to the kindergarten to pick up my son. As soon as I entered the classroom door, I saw my son wearing a white handkerchief and a plastic stethoscope hanging around his neck. On the table next to him, there is a medical lumbar disc with several syringes in it. Look at that posture, obviously in kindergarten, obviously in hospital. ......

12) The teacher said: Everything will expand when heated. ? The student said:? Well, teacher, aren't people living in the tropics expanding all the time?

13) In high school, my deskmate loved to fart. Once, a stench floated by. I asked him: Did you refuel again? The mm at the front table turned back and said:? That's not his smell. ?

14) Our teacher made the answer to the multiple-choice question AAAAA BBBB ccccddd in the weekly exam. He said:? I want to keep good students from writing and bad students from copying. Brother, beat your heart! ?

15) Ordinary universities rely on heating and famous universities rely on air conditioning, just like our universities rely on honesty?

16) My sister and I went to grab grass and walked to the tree head to see a group of old white babies.

17) The accounting teacher asked several conceptual questions, and the students' answers were not satisfactory. The teacher was unhappy and said: With such a poor concept, how can you be competent for accounting after graduation, let alone be a boss? ? I didn't expect a lesbian theory: I can be the boss's wife. ? The whole class burst into laughter, and suddenly came the voice of a female classmate:? You can be the boss's mother. ?

Classic high school classroom humor jokes

1) A fresh graduate of a university applied for a job in a Sino-foreign joint venture in Tianyi. During the interview, the examiner asked: Do you have any certificates? For example: CET-4 and CET-6, computer national level 2 and other honorary certificates? The student immediately replied:? No, but I have a lot of tickets! ?

2) When the painter is in class, he can't tolerate students smoking in the studio. Once, a student secretly took out a cigarette and lit it, which happened to be seen by him. He walked over with a serious face and asked the students sarcastically: What are you going to use this magical stroke? Students use their quick wits to say: cloud, cloud! Professor. ?

3) The teacher talked about African wild boar on the platform with great interest, but when he looked up, he found that many students were sleeping, so he said angrily. You have to look at me! How can I know what African wild boar looks like without looking?

4) ? Xiaojun was fired for holding back. What happened? During the physical examination, he counted his ribs and was found out. .

5) My classmate XXX and I went out to play by bike, and his valve core was broken, so I took mine out and put it on him, and we rode home happily together.

6) "In a physiology class, the female teacher said after class:? Students, if you still don't understand, please raise your hand and ask questions, and the teacher will answer them for you. ? After a while, a male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher seriously: Teacher, is it more comfortable for a man to have sex with a woman? Or are women more comfortable? The female teacher thought for a moment and said, are you comfortable when you pick your nose with your hand? Is your hand still comfortable? Male students thought, well, it's a comfortable nose! Sit down. The female teacher then asked:? Students, if you still don't understand, please raise your hand and ask questions, and the teacher will answer them for you. ? There was silence for a while, but the male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher: Teacher, when men and women have sex, it is comfortable to wear condoms, and ... "

7) At the beginning of this semester, a girl in the class was transferred from another school. Peace? . There is an extra member, and all the students in the class welcome him with both hands and feet, but the name is the same as that in the original class? Peace? Caused a duplicate name. Although there are still some differences in writing between the two, it is inevitable that there will be misunderstandings when calling the roll. A class meeting was held to discuss how to solve this problem. Students, you said it word for word. ? This little problem is easy to solve, just change the name. ? You can't just change your name. ? In fact, there is no need to rewrite the law, just change the name. ? Everyone agreed to change the name only, so the discussion began again. ......

8) Like most countries, schools in the Federal Republic of Germany are getting bigger and bigger. Nevertheless, most principals still think it is important to know the names of all the students in the school. At a meeting, a headmaster recognized one of his former students. ? Oh, are you Vino? Mr. Milo is a student in the class, isn't he? Indeed, Mr. President. ? The young man replied. ? You see, I have never forgotten the names of any old students. ? The headmaster said proudly, what are you doing now? ......

9) "On this day, a message was posted on the door of the school canteen:" Lost and Found: I found a wallet in the teacher's apartment, and there was some cash in it ... ""I looked at it the next day, only to find that the title of this message changed to' Don't ask for it!' "

10) the anatomy teacher's class is not wonderful, and few people listen to it in the class. It's basically QQ, WeChat and games. Just now, just now! ! He said, students, pay attention, I will just say a word, hand in your mobile phone after class, and the remaining power of your mobile phone is your final exam result! Lying in the trough, this is to kill our rhythm!

1 1) ? Hello, scum! ? Xueba is good! ? Students have worked hard! ? At the bottom of school! ?

12) I saw a wonderful test paper one day, as follows: teacher, I can't. You don't have to look behind. ? As a result, the teacher opened the second page, which read:? Teacher, you don't believe me, do you?

13) John is a clever boy. His grades are not very good, but he has a unique view on everything. Once, the teacher asked the psychologist to give him a test, and the expert directly asked: Whose work is Romeo and Juliet? How should I know! ? John replied indifferently:? I can't read Shakespeare at my age. ?

14) In geography class, the geography teacher asked the students:? What will happen during the eclipse? ? Everybody run out and look! ? The students answered.

15) The teacher asked George: Do you know what is the king of beasts? George replied:? I see. This is Tom's father. ? Why? The teacher is not satisfied with this answer. ? Because his father is the director of the zoo! ?

16) Xiao Guangfu is fidgeting in kindergarten. The teacher warned him many times to concentrate, but he always sat on the stool and swayed from side to side. The teacher asked him angrily, Guangfu, why are you always fidgeting? What are you happy about? Yes ? Guangfo said,? My father promised to buy me a motorcycle when he waited for me. ?