2021 sharp and humorous personality talk

1. Someone asked me why I was so dark, and I laughed. Whiteness covers all ugliness. You are white to cover up ugliness. I am not ugly.

2. I am so beautiful that I shouldn’t shed tears for love.

3. Later, I finally understood through tears that some people, once they become black, will never come back white.

4. If you were uglier, maybe I would want to go shopping with you, watch movies, and talk about life ideals. But you are so good-looking, I just want to sleep with you.

5. It is said that liking a course begins with liking the teacher. After one semester, my English scores have improved significantly...but what should I do if she is pregnant now?

6. Can we exchange roles in the next life? You love me deeply and I don’t care about you.

7. I will try my best to become what you like, and then I will never be with you until I die.

8. What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you want to live has nothing to do with others.

9. I am relieved to hear that your life is not as good as the previous one.

10. I can take secret photos, but I tell you to use a beauty camera.

11. The knives and forks used by foreigners to eat are simply too weak. Our Chinese ancestors had the foresight to invent chopsticks so that we could have one hand free to play with our mobile phones while eating.

12. I want to ask you how to lie so realistically and touchingly.

13. Money binds people but not their hearts, and charm seduces people but not their hearts.

14. My poor score is no longer a hindrance to the class, it has already broken the class’s hindrance.

15. If you give up when you are tired, then I have no right to like you.

16. If you let me be torn apart and live like a walking zombie, I will let you burn with love and die neatly.

17. You must know that no matter what troubles you encounter or what difficulties you encounter, you must tell me as soon as possible and I will like it as quickly as possible.

18. Youth must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the person you love.

19. My pride is born in my bones, but your softness comes from your mother’s womb.

20. Every time I do a math problem, I always write a "solution" coolly first, and then there is no more...

21. Love is that I don't If you think you're pretending, don't think I'm dirty.

22. Dark skin is not without its benefits. Mosquitoes buzzed all night and didn’t bite me last night because they couldn’t see me.

23. Does anyone want to come and play with me during the summer vacation? Food and accommodation are included. I will pay for all expenses, but you must give me a call first so that I can turn off your phone.

24. Mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 110 points are difficult.

25. It takes courage to step across the crowd to embrace you and to break the skin at all costs.

26. Yesterday, my boyfriend sent me a text message, "There is no one at my house tonight." Then I ran to his house and knocked on the door for an hour, and sure enough, no one was there.

27. Invigilator + geographical location + friendliness of classmates in the examination room + mobile phone traffic + mobile phone search speed = test score.

28. Don’t say things behind your back that you shouldn’t say in front of others.

29. Please don’t call me evil, I’m doing it to protect you secretly.

Thirty. What should you do if you catch a mosquito alive? Silently put it into your roommate’s mosquito net. Letting go is also a kind of love.

Thirty-one, it’s not that I’m coquettish, it’s just that I can’t find the direction to be reserved.

Thirty-two, Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou do not believe in tears, Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai cannot dry quilts. You are snowing in the bright sunshine in the north, and I am moldy all year round in the rain in the south...

33. Being betrayed or hurt occasionally is a kind of growth, and it’s okay.

Thirty-four. If you think I am easy to deceive, then please continue and I will watch your performance.

35. This is how foreign parents educate their children: If you don’t do your homework well, I will send you to school in China!

36. Thin is versatile, fat No matter how you match it, it will be in vain.

Thirty-seven. I have been a professional liker for twenty years. I can post whatever I like in seconds. The likes I have given can circle the earth more than 20,000 times...

Three 18. He smiles proudly to outsiders and only acts coquettishly and wants a hug from you.

Thirty-nine. There are two fatal things, one is thinking too much, and the other is knowing too much.

Forty, if you are not cruel, then wait for others to peel off your skin and peel off your heart. Talk about sharp personality in 2021

1. I hope that when the countdown reaches zero o'clock, the Monkey King will shout that I am here, my grandson.

2. The weather is too cold. I just went to withdraw money and saw that my bank card has been frozen.

3. Five hundred years ago, you alone defeated the Heavenly Palace. Now 1.4 billion people conquered CCTV for you.

4. The sun in this winter is not the sun at all. It is clearly the light in the refrigerator.

5. Take photos of good-looking people as profile pictures, while ugly people can only be used as emoticons.

6. My progress impressed him and he became blind from then on.

7. Don’t pretend to be warm-hearted in front of your sister, she will freeze you into ice at more than ten degrees below zero.

8. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t care about you if I had nothing to do.

9. I am invulnerable to all poisons, but I didn’t expect that you are immune to all poisons.

10. Ten years of life and death are two uncertainties, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. Shukbeta, the blue cat’s words are desolate. Even if we meet, we should not know each other, Saint Seiya, Monkey King. The Sky Eagle warrior suddenly returns home.

11. Don’t expect to meet the right person, just hope that you will meet all the right people.

12. He is not very strong and has never had the habit of showing weakness.

13. I don’t think you need to make your promise to me like a floating cloud.

14. A game, a rule. If you can afford it, continue; if you can't afford it, get out.

15. Will you remember it tomorrow? No! ! I don’t even think about it tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, I just want to lie down

16. Don’t talk about feelings with me, it will cost you money.

17. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

18. From now on, I will be in your world, so be careful that there will be no peace.

19. Break up and be friends, and never serve again.

20. You are handsome and lawless, and I am ugly to a new level.

21. No matter how much face you have, you only have one chance with me.

22. Don’t overestimate yourself. Without you, the world is still beautiful and I am still gorgeous.

Twenty-three, leave as soon as you leave, I don’t miss the old ones.

24. During the Spring Festival, adults play cards and children play everywhere. How embarrassing is it for me, who is neither old nor young and has no partner!

25. Don’t take it seriously when I call you beautiful, I’m just being polite.

26. There is a kind of desolation that this math problem has exceeded the scope of my Chinese understanding.

27. Please don’t let me get involved in such a painful thing as love.

28. I am not so generous to tolerate you and tolerate her.

29. Do what you like, and let everyone who doesn’t like it go away!

Thirty. God gave me a broad face just to magnify my beauty. Talk about men with domineering and sharp personalities in 2021

1. I am quitting smoking to remember my image as a good citizen.

2. I am not Lei Feng. Don’t let me help you. He is not that great.

3. I am not your Bibabu, and I will not be chewed out by you. Big bubbles.

4. I am Ultraman, worth having.

5. A true warrior dares to face his girlfriend who is taking off her makeup!

6. The highest state of being a man is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.

7. Although I cannot save the world, I can harm the common people.

8. Brother, don’t be lonely. Because I am lonely to accompany my brother

9. Men don’t bother, unless He Shen is not greedy.

10. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but having a woman who is willing to be with him for the rest of his life.

11. Don’t mention brother to others, mention brother to others.

12. Smoking is a habit of each of us.

13. My advantage is that I am very handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not very handsome

14. Self-hypnosis is actually very good. If you don’t believe me, try it: I am a handsome guy, I am a handsome guy

15. I would rather be the passerby in your play than be your second male lead.

16. The strength of a man. It’s not about how many enemies you can defeat. It’s about having people who care about you. Everyone can get happiness

17. Men can never resist new love.

18. The most moving charm of a man comes from the experience and vicissitudes of life, a hint of inadvertent loneliness and haggardness.

19. Maybe because I am too young, I still don’t understand what cherishing is

20. I know you understand my heart, we don’t need words to communicate

21. Believe it or not, I can slap you against the wall and you won’t be able to dig it out.

22. If you mess with me again, I’ll punch you into the wall and you won’t be able to dig it out.

23. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If I don’t have Han Hong’s life, I will get Han Hong’s disease.

24. This girl is really cool in her clothes and looks really cool.

25. Don’t tell me that you have a seed. If you have a grass mud horse, you are still a bastard!

26. Men’s hands are not used for washing clothes, but for hugging women.

27. You don’t have to buy a house unless you deal with your mother-in-law

28. The poor monk knows that he is not strong enough to heal his wounds. Master, I am rude

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30. Going to school is like going to a prostitute, it is expensive and laborious

31. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig standing under the streetlight

32. When men have menstruation one day, I will sell sanitary napkins.

33. Men, don’t fuck with free people in the name of falling in love

34. My dad said: Go to bed quickly! If it’s hot at night, wrap the quilt tightly

35. A man’s compliment is like perfume, which you can smell but not taste.

36. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

37. Before I had a chance to touch the flowers, I was plucked out.

38. Don’t fight with me, I will throw bricks!

39. It is a dead truth that you must be attractive if you have money.

40. Being an otaku is a very unstable state. As long as there is a power outage, you will degenerate into a caveman.

41. The man who cannot be found even with a lantern wants to ask you if the lantern is too dark.

42. I once believed in you for a while, but I spent more time regretting it.

43. If you don’t go to hell, I will go to hell, so you must Into hell

44. The person riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may also be Tang Monk.

45. Give me a woman, and I can add a nation to the motherland

46. It’s easy for brothers to avoid being coquettish, but it’s hard to guard against being a coward.

47. Why Ultraman cried because his girlfriend ran away with the salty superman next door.

48. I am just a tragic figure who is used to seeing the world in a bad way.

49. When you are young, you don’t know how valuable sperm is. When you are old, you shed tears when you look at B Kong.

50. The human body is like making a phone call. Either you hang up or I hang up! Sharp and funny QQ personality talk 2021

1. How did I find that you have the face of a princess, but you are living the life of a young lady

2. Why did someone spray perfume? But you still look like you just came out of the toilet

3. You are invincible, how can you really be afraid of Xiaoqiang?

4. Why do you look so quiet but talk like you just walked out of a madhouse?

5. I’m not a doctor, don’t always act like you’re sick

6. When the police saw you, they said you must be committing a crime.

7. I would rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go. It will be your turn next

8. Sister Holiday, I love you, please come back quickly. , don’t be so far away

9. Don’t be afraid of others saying you are raped, you are just a rape

10. What do you think two men and one woman can do when they are together? 呗

11. This personalized signature is rare, so please delete it and write it in your own hand

12. I know you are sick, and you are still seriously ill, little dog. Are you okay?

13. Everyone searched for him on Baidu, but they didn’t know he was squatting in the toilet

14. When he went out to walk the dog, he didn’t know he was holding someone else’s hand when he came back

15. Who dares to underestimate me, I will cut off his hands and feet and take off his clothes as well

16. I am quiet because you don’t have the capital to let me speak

17 , I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always separated me.

18. When I was in school, I always wanted to know whether Tsinghua University or Peking University was better. When I grew up, I realized that they were all dreams

19. Do I like you or the RMB? Can your uncle’s compare with it?

20. What is eternity? Can you live to that age and come back to me?

21. Labor and management don’t know how to show off, so they don’t like to do such pretentious things

22. Knowing that you are a person like you will be kicked by others, you idiot

23. Bitch There are no limits, if you can do it, you can be a mistress

24. Some things don’t have to be thought so clearly. Being confused is good

25. Things that make you heartache, In fact, it is the things you care about most

26. Don’t want what you can’t think about, and don’t want what you can’t get. Why bother yourself and be unpleasant?

27. Lower your worth and let Live a more relaxed life and spend every day happily

28. In the process of running, a strong person is one who does not cry when he falls but gets up and keeps running

29. Injury Pain can train you, make you strong and patient, and finally become a successful person

30. Excellent people achieve success through hard work. If you don’t believe me, you will be better than him if you give it a try.

31. Different people play different roles in your life. Those who leave must know how to forget

32. Love has many postures, romantic, indifferent, philandering, and eternal

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33. First love is beautiful for everyone, it will bring you a beautiful memory

34. Learn to relax yourself in your free time and forget all unpleasant things Things

35. A dry body needs moisture from rain and dew, like a cactus in the desert

36. Seeing everything you want will make you tired and want to Learn to give up

37. When we encounter obstacles, we must learn to avoid them, just like a hurdle race

38. Familiar things will gradually fade away in the future. In the end, there is only a moment of memories left

39. Short-term beauty can only bring us happiness, but not hope

40. Heaven is actually very close to you, as long as you learn Take that step and you will be able to see it

41. Cherish the person you love when you meet him. Don’t say you loved him until you are the best. It’s already over

42. In fact Isn’t it wrong for two people to get angry, quarrel, and argue together?

What kind of love

43. Only if I care about you will I care about you, and only then will I lose my temper with you. If I don’t care, why should I care about you?

44. A relationship that cannot withstand temptation will become even more difficult. Can't stand doubt and hurt

45. In fact, love is wandering between hurting each other and caring for each other

46. No matter how good two people are, they will be together. Arguing over trivial matters

47. This is life, either love each other and fall apart

48. Those who have a house will eventually get married, and those who have no money will eventually get a house. Slave

49. Surrender quickly and give up unnecessary resistance. This is the sign of a wise man

50. If you can’t change your life, then I will change you