Sentences from skin to explosion, classic one-liners in friends circle, and lovely copywriting.

1, you go, I won't see you off; Come on, no matter how stormy it is, I won't open the door.

2, the salary is like a big aunt, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

You all asked me how to spend New Year's Eve. The answer is simple, skip.

The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. You're just a bunch of me. Nobody knows anyone. All of them are sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

6, you are crazy, a little silly; Crazy to the end of the world

7. I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

8. If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

10, when I paid the phone bill, I found that what I said was very valuable.

As a typical failure, you are too successful!

12, sincerity is scarce in this world and should be thrifty.

13, people can't tell if they have money. When we pass each other in the street, you will never think that I am a yellow diamond aristocrat.

14, you are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

15, you roll for me, keep rolling.

16, if I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of skates to make me run faster.

17, you still have the nerve to lie. How can I not believe it?

18, chatting is valuable and the internet fee is high. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

19, at our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

20. What is a sense of security? Just finished the question, some scholars read the same answer as you.

2 1. A fool knows he is a liar. Why don't you know you're a liar?

22. If you are a good man, you should have a losing mentality when quarreling with your daughter-in-law.

23. The long road of life has been lost.

24. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

25. Real warriors dare to face the bleak life and the baldness of the old class.

If you are money and I am a bank card, I will definitely marry you.

27, young, heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

28. Sometimes I feel ordinary, just an ordinary person. Don't be sad, there is still a chance to be special and be a special ordinary person.

29. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The basis of keeping a low profile is to keep a high profile at all times.

30. I like Apple's mobile phone called fruit powder, and I like the rice noodles of Xiaomi's mobile phone. I thought carefully about what I like. I should order milk powder!

3 1, nothing beats me.

32. A week and a half later, my son finally spoke today. The first sentence turned out to be "call dad". Is that what I taught you?

Because it is said that the early worm is eaten by birds, I decided not to get up early in the future.

34. Recently, my work is not outstanding, my performance is not outstanding, and my lumbar intervertebral disc is a little prominent.

35. Someone left your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer.

36. Friends are like breasts, big and small, real and fake.

37. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can dissuade them from entering a house casually, and they gain several pounds.

38. In the past, you could return the game you were playing for one person, but now it won't. Now you can ignore anyone in the game.

39. There are always some people in life who try their best to get close to you every day and chat with you late into the night, in fact, in order to steal your expression pack.

40. An incredible copy of a circle of friends

4 1, my wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?

42. Go out surfing more if you have nothing to do, in case a handsome guy catches you in your pocket.

43. At first glance, you are not so good; The second time, it's better to be fierce.

44. I said it was best to break up that day, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we will still be friends in the future.

45. It was school that made me understand the temptation to go home.

46. People who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I am finished. People who don't like you seem to say that I took a shower and disappeared into the bathroom!

47, the coolest day of injury, no money in my pocket!

48. Since ancient times, I have been affectionate and hateful. I really hate that iron does not produce steel!

49. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

I hate those children the most. They fantasize about being princesses all day. It is so boring. I'm different. I am the prince.

5 1, forget it, don't lose weight, love meat is there.

52. When I was a child, when I was doing math problems, I always felt that the pool manager who poured water while discharging water was very special. I didn't change my mind until I was playing with my mobile phone while charging.

53. It's really troublesome to meet strangers, and many lies have to be told.

54. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces. Forgive my unruly face, I love eating all my life.

55. I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family, especially her husband, to disagree. What a difficult start!

Don't drink water if you lose money, or you will get dirty.

57, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting can't, washing and cooking are too tired.

58. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

59. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.

60. The principals are almost finished. Don't learn too much from the masses.

6 1, look, your little face is nothing like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself!

62. If there were no moon, I wouldn't miss you. If there were no sun, I wouldn't care about you. Even if the sun and the moon cycle, how can I forget you?

63. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to get to the bottom of Xueba.

64. This scene ended in prosperity, but it was not beautiful, nor did it pour out my country, but it poured out all of me.

65. If you are willing to open my homework layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised to find that one page is not written and that page is not written.

66. Only single dog will feel lonely when the second cup is half price, but the single pig will not. A single pig can drink two cups by himself

67. In the era of soaring prices, only wages are still calm, and they must change accordingly.

When I am bored to death, only money can save my bad mood.

69. I thought I was evil. I didn't know until I met him that there are almost no people better than me.

70. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

7 1, it is much harder to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.

72. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

73. Constantly thinking, easily disappointed, unconsciously unfamiliar.

74. I saw an interesting dog like you for the first time. What a wonderful rascal. Look at your hair, it's all burnt into a poodle!

75. I don't do things I regret, I will only do things that can make you regret.

76. Another name for kindness is idiot! Many things can't be solved by forbearance.

77. Some girls who seem to live a quiet life have no extra money behind them and even owe ants flowers.

78. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

79. It thundered yesterday. I miss you very much. I wonder if you were killed by lightning.

80. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

8 1, heartless, I licked my finger and cried.