Joking humorous tone sentence

When joking with others, the content of the joke depends on the joker's ideological interest and cultural accomplishment. So what are the classic jokes to say when joking with people? The following is a classic paragraph I compiled for your reading.

1 1, don't yell at me, I was scared by dogs when I was a child.

2. The person you think you like likes you. At this time, you are generally narcissistic.

My desk lamp and chandelier fell in love, so I became a light bulb at home.

When I hear your name now, I will not turn my head in a conditioned way, but suddenly freeze.

Youth owes me 10 million, and I will never let it go.

6. After finishing the math problem, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!

7. Dear son, I'm really sorry. Your father has not caught up with your mother. Just a moment, please. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance.

8. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

9. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

10, I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

1 1, the old one flies the plane, the second one explodes, the third one explodes, and the fourth one applauds.

12, if one day I change, please remember that there is a sentence called thank you.

13, what is a man's tongue used for?

14. Every time I say a word to someone I like, I feel that the whole world is sprouting.

15, "Picking up girls wants to see me, the little flower of the motherland"

I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't give myself happiness.

2. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

3. Having a car and a house is the foundation of stability and the opportunity to get ahead, and it has seized the continuous acceleration.

So in this big city where people come and go, we are stubbornly lonely with the same mood.

5. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance!

6, hatred can never dissolve hatred, only compassion can dissolve hatred, this is the eternal truth.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

8. True love is not a momentary affection, but an impulse to persist in knowing that there is no result.

9. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

10 Sometimes, you don't really realize the value of become memories until some precious moments.

1 1, the difference between giving up and letting go: giving up is to sacrifice what belongs to you, while letting go is to let go of what never belongs to you.

12, it is said that people have only two choices, either busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

13, tears of parting add new waves to the long river of memory; The blessing of parting opened the curtain of reunion.

14, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.

15. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

16, bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

17, if you are going to get married, I will tell you a very important philosophical saying, and you must endure and tolerate each other's shortcomings.

18, ask the fish for water, the horse for direction, and the Buddha for the origin of life, and I, I am a dust that hurts anyone's heart.

19, the sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, while the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

20. Learn the skills of making money to the maximum extent. Money is the foundation of a person's life and also a person's dignity. You can't do anything without money.

Joking humor sentence 3 1, people who love food are good people. Because they are desperate for food, they have no time to hurt people.

The night gave me black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

Every time I play hide-and-seek with children, I always wait for them to hide before going home.

4. Someone who has a crush on me. It's really not far from the end. How can you be so calm?

The Statue of Liberty tells us that reading is better than burning.

6. People say things and fart. Talking and farting are just one breath.

7. This kind of candy is delicious. B: Where is it? In my dream, in your heart.

8. My secret crush suddenly shaved his head, and I changed my mind at once.

9. Me: Teacher, I want to ask for leave. Teacher: Why? Me: Because I have a fever tomorrow.

10, the wind is so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

1 1, to tell the truth, I only vomit after drinking.

12, I am not Mengniu, not as pure as you think.

13, how can there be a love that doesn't break up without hurting your hands?

14, weeding day at noon, studying really hard, taking a small broken book and sitting all morning.

15, memory, I really want to use you as a paper towel, clean it and throw it away.

16 Alas, it's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.

17, don't be coquettish, just move the world.

18, people who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who can't gain weight are always fearless.

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