Drag QQ to be funny. Tell me about it.

1, coquettish is just posture, and nudity is personality.

2. An old Chinese doctor said: Acacia is sleepy, unrequited love is not old, and flirting solves troubles.

Believe it or not, I only love you once.

4. My Fair Lady walked in front and turned around fiercely. Wow, that's ugly.

Don't call me a bridesmaid, I'm afraid I accidentally robbed your groom.

I tell you, don't look down on people. I have a car, a house, a bike and a rental house.

7. Don't miss this love when you pass by.

8. My ideal is simple. I have the same figure as Monkey Brother and live the same life as Bajie.

9. When I was studying hard, I said I went to the exam. If you don't study well, just say, I'll go! It's an exam

10, looking at a temple from a distance and looking at our alma mater, there are more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 experienced people.

1 1, girls who love to wear flat shoes are also fashionable.

12, don't underestimate anyone, but don't underestimate yourself.

13, don't tell me that I'm not nice to you. If I'm not nice to you, I'll stay with you.

14. If you leave, don't look back. From then on, we never contacted each other again.

15, the old woman is like a withered rose, once delicate and charming.

16, your play was too devoted, and you were equally obsessed when it was finally discovered.

17, you can do such a thing yourself, don't let me do it.

18, I can choose not to have more than I can bear.

19, please leave, and don't make me swear "get out"

I don't have the gentleness you want, all I have is this fist.

2 1, labor and capital are unfair, and the dirty words that labor and capital can't say are cleaner than lies 1000 times.

22. Women should be domineering: I am a scared man.

Don't be too presumptuous in front of me.

24. How can you wear a wedding dress without experiencing a few scum?

As long as you love me, I can love you.

If you are healthy, it will be a bolt from the blue.

Nine-year compulsory education ruined my youth. How can I get it back?

28. Don't be too affected. There is no one in this world who will not be heartbroken.

29, don't cry at my grave, I'm afraid you will dirty my reincarnation.

30. I am tired of you. I just want to send you one word "get out"

3 1. Although there is no unforgettable love, I have a firm friendship.

If you don't like me, please leave directly.

Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

34, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.

35. Spare girls should not dress men in beautiful clothes. They like to be naked.

36. How can you see that my heart is beating for you? Do you still want me to take it out?

Because of me, I became so happy. You are a big joke to me.

38, you care about beauty, forget my brother, this person is too unkind.

39. Why is coffee bitter, because it can't be bitter in a cup?

40. Don't promise me an oath. I'm afraid you can't afford the eternity I want.

4 1, 18 kinds of martial arts, you ranked third, and the knife and gun were "cheap"

42. We are all poor people who have been hurt by love.

43, the first time I fell in love, I never kissed anyone, so I have no experience.

44. Read the following words: You can.

46. There are no men who don't care, only men who can't care.

47, beauty coquetry, how can you wait for ordinary people to parry?

48. Who is the husband? Temporary workers are all TM

49. As long as the Tang Priest is gone, there will be evil spirits.

50. God gives women beauty to punish men.

Qq is a funny talk, and it is a little funny to talk about personality.

Qq is super funny. Tell me about it.

1. Now there are four kinds of men that are most popular with women. They are Gao Fushuai, short, rich, handsome, tall, rich, ugly, short, rich and ugly. . . At present, there are four kinds of women who are most popular with men. They are, white rich beauty, short rich beauty, white poor beauty and short poor beauty ~ ~

2, the legendary seven fairies, rotten women, house girls, erotic women, black-bellied women, road idiots, leftover women, gold losers, anthomaniac! Who are you?

3, high school is enough money to spend, sleep enough, college is enough money to sleep enough, just go to work now, not enough money to sleep enough?

4. What would you do if your life had only the last 12 second? Governor of the People's Bank of China, print money quickly; Development and Reform Commission, hoping to adjust the oil price again; NBA superstar, 12 seconds, the game is far from over; China basketball commentator, at the last 12 seconds, handed the ball to Yao Ming; Liu Xiang, I'm not bragging. 1 10 meter hurdles I'm sure I can finish in 12 seconds. Ray, I'm sorry, but I still want to go with Miss Yang. ....

5. Gao Shuai got rich and won! Bai, mi! Male diaosi, slap! Female diaosi, hey! Older female diaosi, Mao. If you can understand it, go face to face!

6. Kindergarten wants to go to primary school. Because I heard that there is no need to take a nap in primary school. Elementary school wants to go to junior high school. Because I heard you don't have to sit with your hands behind your back. Junior high school wants to go to high school. Because I heard that high school teachers can't manage east and west. High school wants to go to college. Because I heard that there is a lot of free time in college. The university wants to work. Because I heard there was no class at work. I want to go to kindergarten after work. . .

7, this is the legendary car shock, please consciously grasp the rhythm, the rhythm is one, two, three.

8. The black driver was carrying a white mother and son. The child asked, why is the color of uncle driver different from ours? Mother replied that God created people of different colors to make the world colorful. The black driver insisted on not collecting money at the destination. He said that he had asked his mother the same question when he was a child. My mother said that we were black and doomed to be inferior. If she had your answer, I would have achieved something different today.

9. It's the annual break-up season again, and the home page reminds us that it's the New Year again. Frequent homecoming, homecoming, homecoming and couples are separated. Those students who are separated because of the holiday must look after their boyfriends!

10, the QQ signature was changed at the end of the year. How many year-end bonuses did my boss give me? I wish my boss how many days he can live! As a result, the boss dragged me into the office for a long time. After I returned to work, I thought about it and changed my signature to how much year-end bonus my boss gave me. I wish the boss how many years he can live! After that, nothing happened. On the day of awarding the year-end bonus, I found that there was an extra thousand dollars in the red envelope! Practical technical post, learning

1 1, a, how about that? Have you two been working hard recently? We have been trying hard these days, but we can't do it. A, or less than 1 minute? Hey ... I went in once, but it was only 12 seconds. Then you two should look at the tickets.

12, broke up with my boyfriend. -Why? You're fine. -I can't stand him. This is a hole. It's in my nose. Ah, it's so abnormal, but it won't break up. -The point is, he really went in. He went in.

13 and 20xx's wages have really gone up. I love the party more in my heart, and I can reward my children and let my parents praise me. I dare to shout when I see my wife, chat with my friends, want to try seafood bear's paw, pay the bill after dinner and rob me, go shopping in my spare time, occasionally go to the sauna and meet beautiful women. In my dream, my girl was really cool, and the price went up again.

14. Today, michel platini has been a husband, mistress of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, doctor and butcher, teacher and businessman, urban management hooligan, artist and writer, money law, Weibo media, actress escort, yellow light and red light, prison pension and underwear location.

15, long-term workers live in the building and are charged rent by the landlord. One day, the housekeeper told the landlord that the long-term workers had money in their hands in recent years. They live in your house, so it's not worthwhile to pay the rent every month. Anyway, they will live forever. It is better to sell the house to them, call the public house for sale, and say that the house will always be theirs, and the money they have saved in recent years can be recovered. The landlord said, "What about the rent? The housekeeper said that according to the receipt, a Japanese name is called property fee.

16, when I was a child, I saw the goat on TV take the heroine to XXOO, eager for the hero to come to save the United States quickly; Seeing the same scene now, I hope that the protagonist will never come out to make trouble. Time is a poor knife.

17, when you are afraid of sleeping at night, just fold the quilt on both sides, and then lift your feet to fold the quilt down, and your shoulders are tightly stuffed, and suddenly you feel safe! ! These are all made of single diaosi, otherwise nothing will happen if you just hug the people around you (~) ...

18. In winter in Beijing, I ordered a breakfast at a roadside shop. After drinking a hot drink, all the cells in my body seem to be activated by the warm current. I can't help praising you. I didn't expect your store to be small, but the coffee is quite distinctive! This is milk, sir, said the waiter patting the dust on his shoulder. . .

19, one day, the girl was drunk, and the boy sent her home, opened the door and found that the situation was wrong. The girl turned over the chess game from home, and the boy understood it in 5 seconds and slammed the door. Why! (the boy plays red chess and goes red).

20. For mom, what we say most is, mom, where are my clothes? Mom, what shall we have for dinner? Mom, can I go out? Mom, I'm hungry, and for dad, what I say most is dad. Where's my mother? We all have a good mother. If you love her, give it to her!

2 1. Just now on the bus, I suddenly heard the sound of clicking on WeChat behind me. The landlord suddenly had evil thoughts, and his mobile phone was set to mute and vibrate. At first glance, the avatar is the goods. So the landlord sent him a message, saying, "Being original is a divination every day." . Today, you are on the No.9 bus, carrying a brown leather bag. Please get off the bus as soon as possible, or there will be a massacre. Then the goods got off.

22. The toilet at home is blocked. Dad thought for a moment and then turned to go out. Ten minutes later, he brought back three pounds of loach and poured it into the toilet. After half an hour, the toilet was clear. Well, that's what it is. From then on, he stopped eating loach and resolutely refused to eat it.

23. The leather factory closed down! The boss lost 300 million in gambling. The boss ran away with his sister-in-law! Boss, you are not human! Scum! Give me back my hard-earned money! It won't end well! There must be retribution While waiting for the bus last night, this accusation broadcast came from the opposite side repeatedly, but every word was bloody and clear-cut, and I thought it was something until the last key sentence came out; Bags that used to cost 200 or 300 pounds can now be done at 20 pounds. Oh, do you have it there?

24. Call your best friend at night and say, "Hey, what does your mother force you to do?" There was a fucking voice on the phone, "I forced him to do his homework. . . "

25. The professor asks questions. What should you say if you have to go to the bathroom when you are eating with the woman you like? County magistrate, I have to pee. Professor, it's impolite. Mayor, I need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back. Professor, this is not bad. The warden said, "just a moment, please. I'll shake hands with a brother." I hope I can introduce him to you tonight. " The professor admires it, which shows that the bigger the leading cadre, the higher the level.

26. Grandpa went to the city to see the dentist. As soon as the doctor said he was going to be anesthetized, Uncle took out his wallet in a hurry. The dentist said thoughtfully, don't worry, grandpa, don't pay in a hurry, just pay after seeing the doctor! Grandpa, oh! Before anesthesia, I just want to make sure how much money I have in my wallet. Dentist,

27. Do you dare to turn around and let others judge you? A. cute B, lively. C, terrible. D, indifference E. very good. F, mature G. beautiful H, chic. Me, keep a low profile. J hates it. K, fun. L, easy to get along with. M, two goods. N, hypocrisy. Oh, idiot. P, playboy. Q, not sensible. R, fool. S, crazy.

28. In the legal human organ market, corneas cost $24,400 each; The heart is worth $997700; The price of liver is $557, 100; Kidney, $62,000 in China and $262,900 in the United States. If you have no illness, no pain and no damage to your internal organs, you are already a millionaire. Therefore, don't work too hard to make money, and don't have a hard time.

29. Remember to play hide-and-seek with children when I was a child. When the children were all in hiding, I went home for dinner.

30. Some girls in the subway are playing truth or dare. I asked my partner to join them and let a girl kiss me after he won. He lost the first round, and when the girl asked him to kiss me, he kissed my face. Go back to the game and lose, and be asked to kiss me again and again. The subway arrived, and I finally couldn't help rushing out. Looking back, he was giving money to the girls in the carriage. What's the matter?

3 1. Now hospitals don't even show the sex of children according to B-ultrasound. That day, I accompanied my girlfriend to the hospital. A pregnant woman has just finished B-ultrasound, and the doctor is ready to leave. Before leaving, pregnant women told doctors, doctors, that baby clothes are now greatly discounted. I want to buy it early! Do you think I should buy something cool in black or something cute in pink? The doctor smiled. It looks good in black. This is also a kind of learning, and I have learned it.

32. Shanglian, a project, two computers, three meals, and a box lunch, only 4,000 wages, all internal organs were damaged, and it was very hard to get up at seven o'clock and have a meeting at eight o'clock to deal with nine loopholes; Bottom line, ten years of coding, nine years of overtime, eight faces are all light and busy, and in the end, six parents don't recognize five bodies, and their limbs are still weak. Working overtime at night is only for two stinking money. Criticize and force programmers.

33, CCTV, we are happy, you envy; Second, we love telling cold jokes; Three sets, watching songs and dances, thinking about people's livelihood and democracy; Four innings, Japan and South Korea toss, Hong Kong and Macao obey; Five sets, big ball to see the world, small ball to see China; Six sets, free movies, fighting every day; The central seven sets, the troops are mighty, and the peasants are not bitter; Eight episodes, there is no domestic good film, only new Thailand and Korea are broadcast; Opera Channel, you must listen to Beijing Opera, because you have no choice.

On the first day, the white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, as usual. On the third day, as soon as it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted, "If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will trample you to death." . What you pay is what you want to pay, not what the other person wants. Efforts to live in your own world are worthless!

35. I saw a classmate's signature, which said that I had been educated since I was a child. Don't throw away used batteries. Damn it, I'm 22, and the country hasn't told me where to throw it!

36. The incoming text message is 10086, but the incoming call is to urge the credit card to be returned, and knocking at the door is to check the water meter. QQ online prompt sounds and jumps out of the news window, but the unread email is opened, but the mailbox has added new functions. Finally, 1 new comment jumped out of the top of Weibo, but was asked to change the powder. . . Although this feeling is lost silently, we are still looking forward to it ... aren't we?

37. It suddenly occurred to me that, like us, older children have their elders in the world, and younger generations have their juniors in the world. They are single and unmarried, and go home for the New Year just to get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, get close to their relatives, get to know their classmates, stand up to praise and pressure, check their homework, repair toys, get a room and get a good electrical appliance. Why do I feel like a universal transformer! ! !

38. A drunk driver was stopped by a traffic policeman. As soon as he got off the bus, this guy grabbed a bottle of Wuliangye and tilted his neck and drank half a bottle. Then while drinking, I said, I'm not drunk, I'm drunk. Now that you drink it, you can't drive, or you will be detained for six months. I will park my car here. You can write a ticket and drag it away. I took a taxi and left. I'll pick it up tomorrow. The traffic police were at a loss ... ~

39. I studied in 12 years from primary school to university. I believe that in 12 years, I can become a new star in Chinese music by singing. After practicing physical education 12 years, I will become a national athlete; 12 play e-sports, I want to enter will；; Playing the piano 12 years will make you a teenager. Playing basketball 12 years, high, medium and top players; But I studied 12 years, and I am nothing.

40. Go home by bus after work and pass by a bus stop. When I turned around, I saw a MM running towards the bus, but the bus had started beautifully, so the Jianghu plot of the hero saving the United States emerged instantly. I shouted impassioned, master, stop it! Just when everyone looked at me in unison, I saw MM get on someone else's car, so I got off in everyone's expectation.

4 1. Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to talk a lot, and when we open our mouths, it becomes a series of ellipsis. . . . . . Finally, they all stayed in my heart silently. . .

42. The police caught the terrorists, tortured them and refused to move. Finally, the police took the terrorist to a warm bedroom and covered him with a warm quilt. Comfortable to let him sleep until 7: 30 in the morning and suddenly open the window. It was cold outside and the alarm clock rang. The terrorists cried and shouted, I said everything! Let me sleep for another five minutes, just five minutes!

43, blind date is bitter, blind date is tired, and it doesn't match for a long time. Smoke and sugar, or yellow. Parents followed, family followed, and they frowned. Some say it's not good, some say it's good, and it's not the end yet. When it comes to family and age, it is impossible to farm at home. I was annoyed, smiling, and shocked to see each other. Picking tall and thin is like buying pork in the market. Look at the five senses, look at the appearance, and react slowly.

44. A pregnant woman suffered from labor pains. The doctor recommended the latest high-tech product DNA pain converter to her husband, which can quickly transfer the pain brought by the newborn to the biological father. The husband agreed. At three o'clock in the afternoon, the delivery was easy and smooth, but the husband didn't feel any pain at all. The doctor was very surprised. On the same day, there was bad news from his wife's unit. The top leader had inexplicable pain all over his body, induced myocardial infarction, and died suddenly in the office at 3 pm.

45. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

46. A countryman crossed the bridge and even led a small four-wheeled tractor into the river. In the blink of an eye, the man jumped out of the water with a dive, and others pulled him up. After landing, the man laughed. People thought he was scared crazy and asked, what are you laughing at? What are you laughing at? The man asked, I am still alive and my fur is not hurt. Isn't it worth laughing at? A mentally sound person can find reasons for happiness no matter how many misfortunes he encounters, but you are still alive, and you can do many things alive.

47. Having lived in Weibo for a long time, I often pretend that I know more about real-life news than others. I have long known that they talk about news, and I am tired of talking about online words. I can't laugh at all my jokes, and I don't know much about gossip stars. . . Alas, every time I appear in front of them as a noble Leng Yan. . . I really didn't pretend, you know. . .

48. The first time I came to London, I met the fog for the first time. She got lost and lost her glasses. At this time, I heard soft Mandarin ringing in my ear, and I got lost, didn't I? Where are you going? Let me take you there. The man showed her around and soon reached her destination. Seeing his blurred face in the fog, she asked curiously, "Are you blind?" ? He smiled and replied, No, I'm from Beijing. .

49. McDull said, if you are unhappy, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach Mcdull said, we should know how to cherish the guardian and cherish everyone around us, because we twisted our neck in our last life and only met in this life! Mcdull said, if you have something to say, don't wait for the other person to understand, because the other person is not you, and you don't know what you want. In the end, it can only be sadness and disappointment, especially feelings.

50. It's lucky to hear for the first time that you put a condom in your wallet, because it contains the essence (gold)! ! Ha ha ha, don't forget to put TT in your wallet in the future, just in case.

5 1. Yesterday, I felt uncomfortable in my back. I went to the drugstore to buy two plasters. I went to a family planning product before and saw a Durex with granules, saying that it could increase the woman's pleasure. The publicity is very attractive. I haven't used it. I bought a box and wanted to try it. I called my girlfriend and told her that she blurted it out. Don't buy that. It's no use fooling people! ! ~ Why do I feel wrong?

Super funny. Tell me.

1, I didn't want to marry a wife but married me. 2, waving the flag of the object, holding a free B.

3, the dress should be loaded with connotation, coquettish and tasteful.

4, men have some money in their pockets, and they will not be idle below the waist!

5, there is no cow dung in the end of the world, why unrequited love.

6. You are the head of a hundred birds, and I am the head of a thousand kings.

7. I can't say anything good about you, just want to see you take a bath.

8, the equivalent of life, there is no distinction between high and low.

9. Beauty is happiness and happiness is a flower and a leaf.

10, people's loneliness can sometimes be seen from the body!

1 1, easy life, easy life. Life is not fucking easy.

12, everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

13, people take books home to review. I go home to preview.

14, the most romantic thing in my heart is to grow old with you.

15, don't be too nice to me, lest I promise myself that you won't.

16, tomorrow is my birthday, do you believe it? I believe it anyway.

17, if you can think of me in the future, I hope it is a warm moment.

18, happiness is to find a warm person and live a lifetime.

19, the road is bumpy, with a coax, with a coax, we will go.

The price of pork has gone up again recently, so should your price.

2 1, God scatters wisdom on the earth, and I hold up an umbrella with wit.

22, time is always getting old, the palest miss, the most circuitous injury.

23. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

24. Fahai should not use towers to contain the White Snake, but he should contain Gong Linna.

25. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend to be forced from beginning to end.

26. Do you like a person? You haven't given up yet.

27. One day, the bear went to cut his nails, and then it became a small energy.

28, tell you not to push me, if you push me, I will play dead for you!

29. Don't pretend to be forced in front of people with little power, but show off in front of people with great power.

30. Part I: Maybe it seems to be approximate; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible.

3 1, at least I'm a person with glasses, so how can I flirt with a good woman?

32. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

33. When you say that your brother is handsome, I want to say congratulations on your correct answer!

34. Fallen is not terrible. What is terrible is that when a person falls, he is sober!

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.

Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

38. In the face of beauty: danger can be saved, and no danger can create danger.

39. I turned her from a girl into a woman, and she turned me from a man into a pauper.

40. In my eyes, you are the only one who speaks. You are blocking my homework.

4 1, please pay attention to the food around you, because he may die if he is not careful.

42. All the stupid words in the world exist to show your IQ.

43. There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.

44. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

45. I have thought about all five words, and I am very diligent. I only finished the first four.

46. When I get angry, winter comes; When you get angry in winter, you become a long-sleeved man.

47. Women don't spend money on their period, while men don't care.

48. If you blindly pursue novelty, I'm sorry, it's hard for you to survive in this world.

49. The next time a man scolds you for having thick legs, you should answer him back, but your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

50. I want to be your sun, warm you when I am happy, and burn you when I am unhappy.

5 1, I know all things must come to an end, but at least, I want to eat well at the banquet!

52. When you do the problem, you should try to figure out the intention of the questioner. Teacher, he wants me dead.

53, we are all like children, fooling around because we rely on you; Be polite, because you are an outsider.

All my goldfish have died since I was with you. It says you smell like a cat.

55. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

56. When I say I like you, will you hug me and say, Shit, I stopped talking!

57. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.

58. A person will feel lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks. Really can't refute!

I will study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss's wife when they grow up, and I will be the boss's mother when I grow up.

60. I masturbated at a tree in spring, and I made many ginseng dolls in autumn! .

6 1, I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong, I'm not! I am a genius.

62. Mom: Dad and Mom are quarrelling. Whose side are you on? Son: I'll go away. Don't hurt me!

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

64. Sincerely seek investment, support and relief, and those who are interested have a private chat. I don't accept pity, I am a man of backbone!

65. A friend said: Those who are good-looking and like to eat are called foodies, and those who are not good-looking and like to eat are called gits! Ah, what a painful understanding.

66. I heard a foreigner crying on the subway: You don't love me at all! You just study English with me!

67. Love forever, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and heaven and earth are integrated. These are all lies of love. I just need to hold your hand until the last second of my life!

68. Chatting with a female classmate, I asked, what are you doing? What are you waiting for now after taking a shower? Q: When did you read it?

69. My niece did two things when playing Plants vs Zombies on the ipad: collecting the sun and planting potatoes for zombies. She thinks this game is about raising zombies.

70. I went to tell my fortune: Master, what do you think I can do in the future? Chief. Or the village head? The master pinched his hand and said, Young man, it is difficult for you to be a parent!

7 1, the old man goes to the bank counter: miss, I want to withdraw money. Miss said: press the number! The old man held back for a long time: Hu Di, the leader of the Beggars' Sect, the river demon of Baota Town!

Doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? I: 15 years old. The doctor said, you haven't finished your homework.

73. I have only admired three men in my life! One is, the other is, and the third is Ning. One day the fairy died, one day the fairy died, and every fucking ghost was spared!

74. Can the stars meet you across the Milky Way? Not afraid of the distance, I just hope to be by your side at this moment. The past is like smoke, like a dream, which aggravates my thoughts and pursues eternal love in this life.

75. The other day you shook that thing up and down and told you not to be too violent, but you just wouldn't listen. As a result, I was sticky and wet. I told you champagne would be sprayed!

76. I feel that this mosquito in early summer is like a girl in 1899, with no skills and no experience. Everything is just gentle. Mosquitoes in late autumn are as experienced and heartless as forty-year-old women.

77. When Dad started playing WeChat, I pretended to be a stranger and added him, trying to fool Dad. Today, he began to tell me that his son failed to live up to expectations. Hey, talking too much is all tears!

78. Who says there are no beauties in Tsinghua, and my aunt is golden phoenix? Not that I'd rather be a pervert than a bank idiot. Who says there are no beauties in Tsinghua? I am the king of women. Small eyes, big ass, rich feelings and strong sexual desire.

79. Hundreds of thousands of people went into battle together just to earn money to go to the countryside. Graduation from college is worthless, and everyone loves to be a village official. I was not used to doing housework since I was a child, but now I want to be the head of the family. Nothing, as long as you can fill out the paper!

80. There is a child downstairs in my house who always likes to sing Lu's songs recently. One day it stopped singing: stars in the sky, I shouted in time: join Beidou! That boy hasn't found a second interview yet!

Qq is super funny, saying that girls are domineering.

First, cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

Second, I think you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

Third, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

Fourth, the shrew is melodramatic.

I want to say that you are an idiot, and I praise you.

Six, don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

Seven, bash elbows cold shame on the adulterer, loose soil for skirt cattle.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Nine, spring is sleepy and summer is weak, and winter just sleeps.

10. Your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

Your voices, like Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

Twelve, you are the Monkey King's brother, Sha Wujing's brother.

Thirteen, Niu B is an ordinary person, and Niu Organ is a scholar.

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

Fifteen, you need to rebuild.

Sixteen, you treasure, you treasure, you eat the most, with salted dates in your mouth, dog tail grass in your nose, eyes like light bulbs and nose like urine. You think you are a silkworm baby, but in fact you are a big straw bag!

Live well, because we will die for a long time.

Eighteen, the feelings of two people, if only one person tries to mix honey, then in the end, it will only turn another bee into a fly?

Nineteen, I think workers are the most beautiful people! What can we eat without the hard work of all the workers in the world? What to wear without the labor of laborers? What are you bragging about when you have nothing to eat and wear?

Twenty, pretending to say which singer you like, but never listening to a complete song.

2 1. Great men told us to be ourselves, but we all fell in love with the stories of great men and their classics.

Twenty-two, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

23. Avenue on Earth, why don't you go?

24. Life is lonely; 2. Ideal cup; 3. The game is all night; 4. Self-portrait of pornographic photos; 5. Fear of food; 6. Forging certificates; 7. Women are masculine; 8. Boys are sissy; 9. Real-time virtualization; 10. Marriage flicker.

25. First come, first served. Didn't your mother tell you to wait in line to buy things?