Learn humorous sentences

1. Even if the teacher talks about a wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

Although I was dumbfounded by Xueba's achievements, the speed at which I handed in my thesis absolutely stunned Xueba.

3. As a result of learning hegemony, the goddess took a selfie, the local tyrant had money, the model took pictures, and Laozi took pictures.

4. Schoolmasters use homework written all night, and school dregs can be done in the morning.

5. The significance of learning scum: dressing beautifully, eating well and answering papers for nothing are the bottom of learning hegemony.

6. Scum tells scum a topic, which is friendship; Xueba gives lectures to scum, just like it; Scum told Xueba a topic, that is, love; Xueba gives lectures to Xueba, and the exam is coming soon.

7. Give me a test paper about you, and I'll tell you what learning to bully is.

8. If I spend all my eating time studying, I will not only become a thin man, but also become a schoolmaster.

9. What girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

10. I hope to be a master of learning, and I will never leave my head. Will take me to study by myself, brush thousands of questions a day, review and solve doubts, give me exams, and sit next to me in the examination room to help me take off one.

1 1. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help the seniors get to the bottom.

12. "Eating mode is closed, and learning mode is being started" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

13. Learning God is brushing difficult problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

14. There is a bully called "other people's children".

15. For Xueba, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school, which reduced you to my school.

16. What is a sense of security? Just after finishing the problem, Xueba read the same answer as you.

17. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about Chapter 4, Xueba is reading Chapter 8, and I am still reading the table of contents.

18. I don't know why, I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.