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Young people don't want to fall in love because they have no money, not because they don't want to, but because they don't have the ability to speak.

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Young people don't want to fall in love because they have no money, not because they don't want to, but because they don't have the ability to speak.

-Venus, not me.

Falling in love needs financial support. You can't earn 5000 yuan a month. What did you say?/Sorry?

Talking about air?

For a meal in Shenzhen, you have to go to 300 yuan or 500 yuan, and for a taxi, you have to go around 30 yuan. Even if you park in the mall, you have to pay 50 yuan parking fee.

Your monthly salary also includes rent, water, electricity and coal, parties and going out to eat with friends. Sometimes I have to go out to play in May 1 day, 1 1 day.

Even if we go for a two-day weekend, it will cost at least 500 yuan. It's better to save some money-it costs more, and you can't save 1000 yuan a month.

Still want to fall in love-no money for a room, no money for a decent date and dinner? Let's just say that when you fall in love, you have to spend money when you go out. You don't have to go out alone. You can't go out when you are in love. You can't just stay at home and watch the play.

Moreover, the more hobbies people with low incomes have, the more they can play.

Two poor people want to live together, both of them are poor. Might as well live alone. Comfortable. You know how much you spent. I found an idiot boyfriend, and I have to settle accounts with you after I split it-I want the money you want to give you.

Falling in love is actually an expense for young people who have just stepped into society. You haven't created value. Just two poor guys hugging each other. What's the point? Two years later, five years later, you still can't get married and can't afford a house. That's a waste of time.

If you ask me-it's better to do more sideline work and accumulate some of your own means of production when you have time to fall in love. This will be available for at least five years.

You don't have to envy those couples who spend the holidays together. Maybe they will break up in two months. The poorer people are together, the more likely they are to have emotional problems. If a man can't make money, then this woman will always find fault with him. I just can't recognize this man in my bones.

Always like this. If a woman doesn't know this man, she will only find fault with him. Even advantages are disadvantages. Don't worry, this is 100%.

Because if this man can't make money, he is rubbish in the eyes of women.

So-what young people should do most is to make money and accumulate their own means of production when they are young.

The prosperity of big cities can be seen at any time If you want to have a lamp in 10, you have to make money from now on. 10 10. Talk about what is appropriate and leave it alone if it is not appropriate.

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If you want to succeed, you must find your own guarantee, and you don't need others to do it for you.

-Venus, not me.

In the vernacular, you have to go out, that is, you have to lose all your time to do one thing. Even if you fail-you must admit it. If you don't go out and do your best, it's hard for you to succeed and it's hard for you to make a lot of money.

Generally speaking, if a person doesn't want to give up the old way of life, he doesn't intend to do anything at all.

Just like a woman wants to divorce a man, the first thing to do is to move out. Empty everything-for what-to tell this man that the marriage is over-

Not divorce, you still live under the same roof-some people say-can you sleep in separate rooms? Of course not. Sleep in separate rooms, and you are together. This is not a deterrent at all.

This man will still think that you haven't given up on him. I thought you still had feelings for him. Don't underestimate a poor man's EQ. Sometimes he really thinks you're joking. But how can divorce and marriage be jokes?

To do business, you have to have a business mentality. You can have nothing. But you can't slow down. What did you do before? It doesn't matter. The experience of migrant workers is not important. The workers are all executives. You carry it out and you will be paid when you finish it. Your salary will be deducted if you finish it.

Many people know that making mistakes is wisdom, just because they avoid making mistakes in the workplace and wait until they enter the society or are fired before starting a business. A perfect person in the workplace may not be perfect when he starts his own business-

He needs more assurances to ensure that he can succeed. But no one will tell you when you can succeed in your career. After 5 years or 10 years, no one will tell you and no one will guarantee you.

All you have to do is gamble, which many people in the workplace dare not do. Otherwise, many people wouldn't have worked in the workplace 10 years, right?

Business depends on gambling, hard work and one track mind. Your persistence in this matter. Insist that you are right. Everyone else is wrong. You are right to insist on not spending more time socializing, and you are right to insist on not spending money.

What most people do is wrong If you are wrong, you should follow suit. Then wait for 10 to go home for a blind date.

Such successful people are self-disciplined and diligent people, and they think they especially believe in themselves. They will also be willing to give up everything he has now. Just like Musk, the house and car are sold, which is to engage in a career. If it were someone else, who would dare to come? Ma Yun dares to do this.

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The more successful people are, the less they believe in small probability events, and the more unsuccessful people believe in small probability events.

-Venus, not me.

Lottery winning is a small probability event, not a high probability event. Lottery buyers are people who can't make money, poor people who can't make money. I thought I could win 5 million by buying lottery tickets myself.

I thought I could win the prize by passing a betting website. There are so many poor people in this world. If you think so, so do others. In the end, they are all poor for life. They are all part-time jobs.

People can't make money for a reason-because they spend too much time on those small probability events. If you don't do things well, it will only make a person even less convinced that you can change your destiny. More opportunism will only make you more impetuous.

Just as many people write about Weibo, they think that writing one article a day can suppress the explosion. If you really think so, why do many people spend more time writing 5000 words a day? Why don't they write an article every day and wait for it to explode?

Everyone knows that the probability that you write an article a day is a small probability event. There is a high probability of not exploding. Only when you keep writing, writing and changing will you have a chance to be seen by everyone one day.

Don't spend more time studying other people's explosions. All explosions are actually practiced in constant writing. Even when an author wrote about the explosion, he probably didn't know it at that time. Even after the fact.

All success actually makes you feel-oh, it turns out to be success. All success actually makes you feel-oh, you just need to focus on one thing.

Red is only a small probability event, and not red is the normal state. If you want to be a self-media, you have to recognize that you will not be popular. If you are popular, it proves that you have done enough. If it is not red, it proves that you have not done enough.

It's not that your writing is not good enough, never enough.

Most people give up being self-media, but they don't do enough. They regard red as a small probability event. I thought it would take three months to finish it, but after three months, nothing happened, so I gave up.

More than 99% of people actually do it with the mentality of just in case, instead of fighting 10 years. So they will never reach their destination. Let alone make money.

So-anyone who wants to start a business actually needs to give up the idea of cramming temporarily and giving up the idea that it can be done in three to five months. Let despair become the norm, and you will be eligible for wealth. Otherwise, you will be poor all your life.

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Don't treat youth like dirt.

-Venus, not me.

People always think that they can save others, that they are the savior, and that they are more noble than others. I always want to find someone who loves me, and then I am crazy about my feelings, time and money. In the end, you will find that you get nothing-

Why?

Because you are not the savior-you are a part-time worker-you are an ordinary person. Poor people are not worth spending more time, money and feelings on them. Poor people don't pair well with each other. Women need reliable men, enterprising men. Even if you can't find a man who is enterprising, you can't find a man who holds you back.

If a man can't support himself, you still have to help him. If you still lend money to your boyfriend, you will suffer. Not only will you lose money, but you will also lose money emotionally.

Indeed, there is no so-called affection between the poor. It's all a lie. Poor men find women mostly for sex, in order to satisfy their own desires. And if this woman thinks that this man loves herself, it is probably a silly comparison.

This fool also invested money, body and youth. You must be retarded-that is, you have no brain.

People must first be able to feed themselves, and you feed yourself. Then you go and talk to someone. And this object can't cost you too much money, and you can't help him pay his debts. You go to help this man pay his debts, so you even give others and money.

And the other party is just a tricky one. If you really need to be naughty and want to get fucked, just ask P to put your position so low and let others Bai Piao you for free. Do you think you are stupid?

Today I saw a post saying that an 89-year-old man and a 95-year-old woman were together. Two people should live together. This man and this woman work in the same company-this man's salary is more than her 1000 yuan, a month 1000 yuan, and the extra 1000 yuan can be ignored.

However, this man owed more than 390,000 yuan before and paid off some in two years. Now there is still a shortfall of 250 thousand, and there is more than 20 thousand interest. That is more than 270,000. They all borrowed money through their mobile phones. I bought a special car. Although the car has been sold, there are still more than 270 thousand left.

Men usually spend more money. Although I didn't ask this woman for help, because the money was not used on her, this woman was still asking others if they wanted to break up.

This fucking brain is broken. Even if he can pay it off in two years, it means that he doesn't have to do anything else in the past two years-just pay back the money-the point is that this and that are 89 years old, that is, 32 and 34 years old. This woman is 95 years old, that is, 26 years old.

Then these two years-this woman will be his nanny, and she will be fucked by him every month. The key is not to give money. There's something wrong with this fucking brain. This woman.

26 years old, too late to get married. Do you really eat love as a meal? How good is it for you? Is it useful to have a trick? Did I give you money? You can't count on it these two years-he has bought a house, a car, a family and children. Two years later, this woman is 28 and 30 years old.

The older a woman is, the lower the bargaining price in the marriage market. Five years together, it's ruined.

This man is still 89 years old, and he will be 34 years old two years later, which means that the best result is to pay back the money, and then Cary has no money, which means he has a job. Moreover, he didn't dare to resign in the past two years because he had to pay back the money. If he is fired, this woman will have to support him.

The point is that this man is not human. Borrowed almost 400 thousand on the platform. This is a stupid ratio.

So-people should not treat youth like shit. Especially women. Pay the wrong person, and no one will pay for you.

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People who have been in love are always insecure.

-Venus, not me.

Being in love all the time is not how good this person is, but that this person has been asking others to give their lives for him. Women have been looking for men, and it is this woman who feels insecure. Men have been looking for women, which shows that this man has no career at all.

They are either working or have no stable jobs.

Definitely not the boss of an enterprise, nor the boss of a startup company. Because all entrepreneurs, businessmen and men who make money don't have much time. They are more interested in making money, not in women, but that money is more attractive than making money.

Money is the driving force for the survival of all people in this society, and it is also their life guarantee. Without money, you have nothing. Women are not attracted to men who have no money. If a man is over 50 years old, but his value is 5 billion, 65.438+0 billion, he will not lack women.

Women at the bottom want men's money, and men at the bottom want women's bodies. This is a matter of course. If a woman tells a poor man, I don't want your money, I just want your people. And this man has no money, no talent, no dreams, then this man is just like this woman as an idiot.

To put it bluntly, I love to use my brain, and I watch too many idol dramas of youth. What they don't know is that all the actors who make TV plays are trying to survive. Just to show my face. Just for traffic. Stars go out to play, all to make money, not to experience life at all.

Stars are the most resourceful people. How can they live a life close to human fireworks? They are just performing for their fans-meaning, you see, I am just like fans-walking on two legs, eating, farting and shitting.

To put it bluntly, it is to befriend fans.

It's no ordinary problem at all. Are stars ordinary people? No. They know what they want. They want fame, traffic and resources. Only when you are famous will you have more resources to find you.

If you are not famous, you will be an ordinary person all your life.

I saw a little girl born in Shenzhen in 2002 this morning. She has been an internet celebrity since 16 years old. Good-looking, also talked about love. Also admitted to the performance department of Zhejiang Chuan. A little red book has 100 fans, and Weibo has 700,000 fans. I've been on TV, too, and when I record programs every day, I have less than four hours' rest.

So-you see, the more people know what they want, the less they are in love. If you are in love, break up directly if you are not.

On the contrary, let's look at the ordinary people in life, and have talked with the bottom people several times in their lives 10. In fact, to put it bluntly, I talk to D silk, and I don't even want to be an online celebrity or anything.

In this era, whoever has mastered the traffic can make money. You are an ordinary person, then you are the life of a white-collar worker. Some people 16 years old have understood, and some people don't understand why they are poor until they die.

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The wider you manage, the more likely you are to fail.

-Venus, not me.

The beautiful country is so vast that he has to take care of everything. He has to take part in everything. What do you mean? For money, for profit. A beautiful country will not do it for profit. They won't do it. Only this time I lost. This is exactly what people want.

This may be the beginning of the slow decline of the beautiful Congress. The decline of a country is the result of many factors. All the big events you saw in the past 1 year were basically made by beautiful countries. The reason is that the pipe is too wide.

He should be in charge of the internal affairs of Europe, Europe, Japan and even China. Obviously, the epidemic situation in the beautiful country has not yet been decided, and it is still there every day. I really have the heart to treat the lives of people in beautiful countries as my own life and not trample on them.

How many beautiful China people died, all for the benefit of these people.

So do people. You have made money, so you shouldn't care too much about the poor.

Even if you don't make money, don't worry too much about the poor. Just stay away from them; They will come back if they look for you, and they will not come back if they don't look for you. Ignore. Everyone should be responsible for his own life.

You are not a saint, you are just an ordinary person. You are just a person who wants to earn money to support himself. Do it if you are enterprising. If you are not, don't worry about the poor. They will only take advantage of you when they come to you. They will only make you lose money and time when they come to you.

Don't think that they are kind to you, and then you will be soft-hearted. It's no use. You are good to him. He thinks it's right to be nice to her. If you treat him badly, he will appreciate you and be in awe of you.

People are sometimes mean. You are kind to them, but he doesn't appreciate it and spits on you. I also think you charge him money to make money. Actually, it doesn't matter whether you make money or not. Most importantly, if they don't pay, they will waste your time.

I said-everyone's most precious thing is time and youth. You waste your time on the poor, and you get nothing. If you spend time with people who agree with you, then they will think it is right to pay.

Because after all, I don't know anyone. Why should I help you?

Teacher Wang said that the relationship between people is essentially a relationship of power, interest and status.

If you beg, you have to give money, otherwise people won't help you.

If you don't understand something, ask someone else. Others just charge. At this time, others are teachers. -High school teachers don't pay for your classes? Can I attend classes without paying tuition?

So-for what you have seen through, it is enough for you to say once. If the other party doesn't listen, that's their business. Don't worry about what not to do. It's no use. The poor are all dead-headed.