Funny sentences about old people dating.

First, I seriously doubt that Yue Lao used my red rope to knit autumn trousers.

Second, Yue Lao, why should I believe you? You're still single.

Third, I dreamed of Yue Lao last night and asked him, "Why don't you give me a boyfriend?" Yue Lao looked at me and said, "The red rope is short and the legs are thick. I can't tie it." ?

Fourth, the old man does not know where to go, and the red rope does not tie the cup.

5. Yue Lao, can you stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? Every three to five.

6. Yue Lao ignored me and never helped me, asking for help and taking it away.