Ridiculous limerick

When I was a child, I heard the old man say that life is to laugh at others and then be laughed at by others.

Because life is always bitter and sweet, if it is too real, it will inevitably be too hard. Sometimes, be cheerful, resolve the embarrassment of life and be happy.

So, today we are going to tell some stories about limerick, some of which are witty and some are funny. Anyway, I hope you can laugh like a sunflower after reading it and have a happy day.

Today, we tell a story about 1000 years ago. When was that? It was the Tang Dynasty, when Starlight Glimmer casually threw a name, and it was all in the world of poetry.

There is a man named Zhang Dayou. After a heavy snow, the mountains are all white and the dogs in the yard are running happily. Suddenly, he became very poetic and read a song "Singing Snow":

Mountains and rivers are general, and there are black holes in the wells.

The yellow dog is white and the white dog is swollen.

This poem, in today's words, is very grounded, not too particular about flatness, but rhymes. The title is Ode to Snow, but there is no mention of snow, but it is everywhere.

For example, the distant mountains are sparkling, the nearby wellhead is a dark hole, and the yellow dog hair turns white. What's even funnier is the phrase "the white dog is swollen". There are pieces of snow on the white dog, but what is that?

Of course, Zhang limerick sang this poem at that time, but I didn't expect it to burst into a new door like a bolt of lightning. Since then, there has been a new poetic style in China, which is called "doggerel".

Five-element limerick refers to this kind of poem with popular and interesting words, which does not pay much attention to rhyme. Most of them use five or seven words to express ridicule, modesty or riddles.

A good limerick can make people laugh. The key is whether you have a witty sense of humor.

Today, many people like to entertain themselves, that is, laugh at themselves. The ancients were also ruthless in blackmailing each other.

Jie Jin, the first gifted scholar in Ming Dynasty, was a master of limerick. 18 years old, won the first place after having obtained the provincial examination.

That day, it was raining lightly, and he strode on the road as a young and successful man. Maybe he's too happy. As a result, he slipped on the wet ground with a bang.

"Ha ha ha ha ..." The villagers all laughed. Jie Jin smiled and shook his head, patted the already wet clothes, people still can't be too proud, export read aloud a way:

Spring rain is as expensive as oil and flows all over the street.

I fell down to study for a bachelor's degree and laughed at a herd of cows.

I fell. It was the spring rain that made me fall like oil. Those who laugh again are cows. Jie Jin's poems are a relief and a little cleverness, which makes everyone happy.

The picture comes from the internet.

Li Bai and Du Fu are good friends and great poets who appreciate each other, but most of Li Bai's poems are made by hand. Du Fu, on the other hand, is "obsessed with human nature, and it is not surprising that his words."

Once, Li Bai met Du Fu and found that he had lost weight again, so he laughed at him for writing poems and plays for Du Fu.

Every meal goes to Du Fu, the top of the mountain. The first day in Dai Li is noon.

In order to ask me why I was born too thin, I only suffered from never writing poetry.

For thousands of years, some people always think that this poem shows that Li Bai is laughing at Du Fu, but in Wu Daojun's view, it is obviously a joke between friends. Because I know you, I can see at a glance that you have lost weight and what you are worried about.

Du Fu is an honest man. I guess he just smiled back at Li Bai and said there was no such thing. Therefore, there is also a lack of a play for Li Bai in history.

The picture comes from the photo of "Southeast Branch 3 _ 3"

But it's interesting for Su Like Dongpo and Su Xiaomei to talk to each other. Su Xiaomei's forehead is high and his eyes are concave, and Su Dongpo makes a doggerel:

Three or five steps before the court appearance, the forehead was sent to the painting hall.

I finally wiped my tears and left two springs.

Su Xiaomei glanced at his brother's horse face and replied with a smile:

The balance is three lines wide and looks at the eyebrows.

Last year, a tear of lovesickness did not reach my cheeks this year.

It seems that limerick is still a good tool for mutual friendship, civilized and elegant.

Behind these mutually damaging limericks are witty people. Life is nothing more than laughing at others and then being laughed at by others.