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Qq signature is cheap.
The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!
You just miss me for a while, why should I miss you all my life?
Do you feel sad when I beg cheaply?
5, cheap or not, how deep your jealousy is, how bad you get along with people.
6. If it lasts forever, I will spend my whole life without stopping.
7, sharp, but can't break up. Where should I go?
8. It is not difficult for one person to annoy another. It is also a skill that everyone hates.
9. If I can't even make friends when I confess, I'd rather bury my feelings until I'm confused.
10, not for your pity, not for your sympathy, just for you to remember that I will always be your strongest backing.
1 1, women should learn to be prepared for danger in times of peace and leave a way out for themselves.
12, I only sold the love letter for two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
13, silly person, silly moved, let me silly love once.
14, my shallowest miss is nothing more than looking up at the sky with you.
15, loved ones will never forget, and injured people will always have scars.
16, gorgeous cars roared past, leaving only mud.
17, people are monkeys, how can they be shameless?
18, hiding in a corner, watching you sing him a song I wrote for you.
19, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.
20. A group of people said San Xiao was shameless, but no one said his man was a bitch.
2 1, don't always want to tell others, every word of others always makes you remember for a week, and people just turn a deaf ear to what you say and are indifferent.
22. A lonely shadow accompanies its owner. Who can accompany me?
23. I used to walk hand in hand through the busy streets, but now I am the only one counting my sorrows.
24. I really feel that some people are embarrassed not only in appearance, but also in their bones.
25. In fact, the so-called reason is only you. Because it is you, I will be black and blue again, cynical, tired and sad, but it is you, but I love you, but you love you with me.
26. Women should live proudly, don't bow to anyone, let alone keep those who want to go, and tell their mothers that labor and capital are not rare.
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
28. She said that she cried for you yesterday and then you were moved, but you don't know that I have broken my heart for you many times.
29. When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg!
30. There is no distinction between high and low in life. Never underestimate yourself at any time.
3 1, what two people care about each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.
32. It's not that I don't fold the quilt, mainly because I miss the past, or I like the quilt that I slept the day before. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.
33, grades, you bitch, always provoke my relationship with my parents.
34, the most humble but emotional, the most indifferent but people. Thank you for your smile. I can't see your heart clearly.
35. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.
36. People are always stingy and persistent in pursuing the impossible.
Don't take my kindness to you as a crime, even if it's only for you.
38. At first glance, you are not so good. Might as well take a closer look.
39, life is not perfect, poor and rich, just happy.
40. It's not your fault to want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college!
4 1, I am restless and my head is blank. The melody of music may comfort me.
I love you in a despicable way. Would you?
43. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
44. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?
45. I want to make a pair of chopsticks with you, and I can taste everything.
In fact, if we were not mean, the world would still be beautiful.
47. Beautiful women who look coquettish are not all bitches, but they may be salesmen.
48. People just become mean. They regard themselves as invisible and heartless, but they can't get over it.
49. The pain of speaking has been calmed down, and only if you don't mention it will touch your heart.
50. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
5 1. How cheap does a person have to be to deserve you?
52. Rogues can't stop people who know martial arts. Educated hooligans are afraid of everyone.
53. The woman who never forgets is the most guilty.
Just because I don't stop you from being a bitch doesn't mean you can push your luck.
55. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four words. Including the first two sentences, I'm done.
I am looking for someone who can wait for me to forget him.
58. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.
59. When I look at your space with wasted time, I will always be passionate.
60. Some things don't need to be argued, but they obey on the surface and resist secretly.
6 1, you can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down on you.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
63. How cheap does a person have to be to deserve you?
64. Our feelings are like flowers, which look good but can't stand the test of time.
65. A ray of sunshine flies into your heart with the wind, but there is always a feeling of pain in your heart.
66. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who will make us mean to him for many years.
67. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?
68. I don't even bother to change the person in my heart.
69. It is always at the moment of shredding that its unforgettable beauty can be reflected.
70, so near, so far, when can I be satisfied? I care! I'm a bitch!
7 1, mistress is cheap, but she has her cheap art.
72. Prostitutes are melodramatic, but prostitutes are affectionate.
73. People are monkeys, and there is nothing to be ashamed of.
74. I don't care how you feel. If you insist on leaving me, don't expect me to wait eagerly.
75. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. They will all be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knows anyone, and they have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
76, the equivalent of life, there is no distinction between high and low.
77. At the moment I lost it, I realized that what I lost had already been lost, and now I'm just comforting myself.
78. You are such a bitch. How forgetful you are.
79. People are always as mean and disgusting as dirty cockroaches. When will people die? Soon, people step by step towards the end of life.
80. A moment that should last forever has come and gone before I know it.
8 1, in a word, don't be stingy, once or twice is enough, more will be fall in price.
82. Don't punish yourself for other people's mistakes.
83. Don't pretend to be happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Do you have that qualification?
84. Clearly separated, clearly for so long, clearly determined that the mood did not fluctuate because of you, but really saw the figure and familiar face, but still so uneasy, fled.
85. Who did you make that expression with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
86. Who says meanness needs a reason? Your girlfriend robbed your boyfriend without giving you a reason!
87. I can be mean sometimes, but it's for you, just for you. I like you!
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1. If cleverness is a crime, then I am willing to commit a heinous crime.
2. It's really hard to be a man. I really envy you. There is neither wrong nor sin.
3. If being beautiful is a mistake, then I am all wet.
I heard that you are very famous and have made many movies, but now you are not allowed to broadcast them.
I heard that you are very rich in Japan now, and you can often see your arrogance on TV.
6. As a noble example of failure, you are too successful.
7. I know you know Pig Bajie best, but there is no need to say that you are his kind so obviously.
8. I don't like sweets, so I like melon best.
9. Duke Zhou took me to heaven, he left, and I fell back to hell.
10, as you can see, this is my sadness.
1 1, the real warrior is to dare to face beautiful girls and pale singles.
12, my least favorite holiday is labor day, because I work in TM every day.
13, I am also a good boy. It is my dream to study hard and make progress every day.
14, I got the eggs after the exam, didn't you?
15, I caught the tail of time and it ran away.
16, a mosquito around me, I thought it was in love with me, but who knew it would only drink my blood.
17, you came into my life, but it became the biggest stain in this white world.
18, it is said that women are made of water. This is a serious water pollution recently.
19, the doctor said that my nerves are well developed, and I won't be a neuropathy, but my laughter nerves are well developed.
There is a saying in the world that smoking is harmful to health on cigarette cases.
2 1, I have always known that women can run faster than men as long as they work hard.
I know who you are, so I want to see how tragic your final outcome is.
23. Don't be confused, don't be trapped in love, don't be afraid of the future, and don't think about the past.
24. I often wet the bed when I was a child. When I grow up, I often cry my pillow wet.
25. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck in it when you got fat.
What is more sad than being sad is that you don't even know where the pain is.
27, I am not happy, let the doctor do a happy operation, it is useless.
28. Life is actually an adventurous life, depending on your courage.
29. Your attractive little face will always be my guide to vomiting after meals.
30. Our love originated from liking, but ended in tears.
3 1, either that person or us, life is so simple, but you are so complicated.
32. Looking back occasionally, I don't want to follow forever, but I don't know that I failed.
There are endless tears in my eyes, because there are endless sins in my heart.
It's not your fault that you have a big mouth. It's your fault that you have a big mouth.
35. If defection is a kind of courage, it takes more courage to undertake defection.
36. I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because I didn't want to accept it.
I believe that a man will come into this world because he loves me.
Please don't see me again after breaking up, because you never belonged to me.
39. Happiness is like prayer, which expands infinitely and may explode.
40. My advantage is that we are handsome, but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious.
Qq signature personalized signature
1, I can't say why, when you are around, stability is a matter of course.
Thank you for everything, supporting our family with your hands and giving me the best forever.
Every successful person has a beginning, and only by daring to start can we find the way to success.
4, don't give up this second, there is hope for the next second! Stick to it and you will succeed!
5, fool, I count the stars, your IQ is almost the same, you count the moon?
6. I always feel tired after experiencing youth, then I cry, laugh and finally sigh: my youth is gone.
7. There is no pearl shining, but it is smeared by others.
8. Don't shoot my heart, it still contains you!
9. Only I know that when I am in pain, I don't say anything.
10, it turns out that swallowing everything is so painful.
1 1, I see the world is colorful, because I brought makeup contact lenses.
12, be familiar with all your bad habits, see through all your ugliness, but still love you!
13. There used to be a tall building that sang at night and had dancing sleeves on it.
14, tears were left cruelly, and the wounds we met could not stand the hourglass of time.
15, don't give me the illusion if you don't feel it.
16. Gratitude is the source of happiness. Know how to be grateful, and you will find everything around you is so beautiful.
17, it will be sad to be ignored by people who care. And pretending not to care is even sadder.
18, smoke is bad for the lungs. Coffee is bad for the stomach. Love is bad for the heart.
19, hard work, value for money every day; Another 3,000 pieces of armor can swallow Wu.
20. There is no truth that anyone owes anyone, and there is no saying that anyone can't live without anyone.
2 1, if you are as light as a feather to me, don't expect yourself to be Mount Tai in my heart.
22, learn to turn a blind eye, disgusting things choose to ignore, disgusting things choose to block.
23. Unexpectedly, the time when we had a secret crush turned out to be the topic we talked about later.
If you like others, please tell me.
I would rather have an enemy like God than a friend like a dog.
26. The establishment of great achievements in life lies not in knowing, but in doing.
27, hand in hand, sitting in a chair full of maple leaves, watching the sun rise, enjoying the romance given to each other.
28. While saying that others are embarrassed, think about how much you have first.
29. To overcome the anxiety and depression in life, we must first learn to be our own master.
30. Success does not happen in the future, but accumulates from the moment you decide to do it.
3 1, some things are not explained after all, and some stories are too long to persist.
32. Many things are between not saying injustice and saying melodramatic.
I really want to tell you that I love the same person as you.
With you, I have the whole world, so when you and the cup appeared in front of me at the same time, I saw the World Cup.
35. When you get used to a person's life, you no longer like the world of two people.
36, frowning, unchanging expression, accompanied me through those colorless memories.
37. Girl, don't you look up and give your eyes to the dog easily?
38. In my life, I have experienced all kinds of ups and downs and gains, and my thoughts have really matured. I no longer face the problem naively, but think calmly.
39. I said that I don't love you, just like you said that you love me very much. It's all a lie.
40, spring rain, smoke, acacia, why flatter yourself.
4 1, I like periods. The period means the end, and the comma is afraid of changing the plot.
42. I want to greet you and nag you, but I can't find any excuse for greeting.
43. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.
44. Keep your initial heart and gain an eternal heart.
45. The streamer in midsummer is warm and bright, like our brilliant youth.
46. I will never forget it because I know it will never happen again in my life.
47. At the end of the world, the sunflower will turn its back on the sun.
48. I was chatting with the male god last night, and suddenly he said: You want to upgrade and be my girlfriend.
49, watching TV to see zero, unexpectedly, Yang Yang was the first to advance, what's the justice?
50. I bought a pack of cockroach medicine on Baidu. As a result, when I opened it, a live cockroach ran out.
5 1, I will cherish those who say good morning to me every day, because not everyone can think of me when they wake up.
52. You can see my world, but you can't talk.
53. We are so far apart that we can't go back after all.
54. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
55. There is only one thing in the world that can withstand the impact of life forever: a quiet heart.
56. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.
57. All victories are insignificant compared with the victories of conquering oneself.
58. If there is a woman who can do everything for me, I will do everything for her.
59. Fireworks that only belong to me, no matter how beautiful, are lonely.
60. None or all, now or forever.
6 1 is the time when you passed me by, and I changed your Pinellia time.
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
63. Love always has an excuse. I don't love, but I can't find a reason to love.
64, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable, meet a thousand people, one person is enough.
65. I will be proud of what you said to me all day.
66. Now I understand that people's life is not always smooth sailing, and only when they have been hit and frustrated will they grow.
67. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.
68. With your beautiful love, the sun will shine forever.
69. It will be a blessing if you can spend the day safely.
Every time I see less and less money in my wallet, I know that my life has fallen.
7 1, the steps of a ladder are never used to put feet, but to let people put their feet for a while so that the other foot can climb up again.
72. Happiness is not because you have more, but because you care less.
73. Things are human beings, everything stops, and tears flow first.
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1. Sorry to bother you so late. I just want to ask: Are you asleep?
2, your past, I missed the opportunity to participate, your future, I will accompany you to the end.
Love really needs courage, but your last injury made me lose the courage to love you.
Women's tears are just superfluous in men's eyes.
Count this paragraph as a year, and every minute is no longer relevant to you.
6. I will hold back my heartache and learn to be calm.
7. The world is chaotic and needs peace, but I am not a quiet person.
8. Longing for the happiness on the other side and the beauty that can never be touched.
9. A woman who misses the first person when she is drunk is the one who hurts her the most.
10, fortunately, love is not everything, fortunately, everything is not love.
1 1. I hide in the corner and pass by, then pretend you miss me.
12, the prologue of life is only a few cries, but the ending is a sigh.
13, don't underestimate anyone, anyone can destroy you.
14, you appeared in my life in black and pink, but you lost it.
15, sometimes, it is not a specific person who falls in love, but loneliness with nowhere to go.
16, Jintan's dream is to make Che Enshang his world.
17, my only weakness is you, as everyone knows, you know.
18, waist-length hair is popular this year, but we have short hair.
19, I want to go shopping, cook, watch TV and live a simple life with you.
20. The gap between people is always stronger than the tacit understanding.
2 1, I never forget it, and eventually it will be worn away by time and changed.
22, a person in the corner of the world, even lonely laugh at me too much.
I can't forget your kindness or your broken heart.
I have a crush on him for a long time, but if I don't walk in front of him, he will never see me.
25. The principle of eating goods is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.
26. I have been living a low-carbon life, and I have been living a life of sighing.
27. Women remember that a husband is a man who won't let you suffer.
28. I will try my best to find a rainbow smile and hang it on my face.
29. When we really love someone, any language becomes so powerless.
30. I began to forget your existence, just like colorful colors turn pale in an instant.
3 1, the bed should not be too warm, otherwise it is reluctant to get up; You can't be too comfortable in your arms, or you won't leave.
32, why people who love each other can't be together, but memories.
33. You are as swift as a rainstorm in midsummer and as long as the cold in winter.
34, fate is responsible for shuffling, but it is ourselves who play cards!
It rained all night, but nothing can erase you from my heart.
36. Tell yourself that there is nothing you can't pass, just stick to it.
37. Sometimes I think of you, nothing special, just a memory.
When you are in the back seat of a bicycle, all the people who hug you are adjectives.
39. People who take themselves too seriously are often good at pretending.
40. Men never know that women break up just to keep him.
4 1, sometimes, for love, the figure is quietly avoided, but the silent feelings cannot be avoided.
42. Love at first sight is bullshit. Love yourself and love yourself.
43. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it. Give it all to others!
There are two kinds of strangers, those who don't know and those who pretend not to know.
45. Life is too short to worry about what others think and comment on you. Just do what you want and be happy.
46. If two people want to be together well, at least one of them will be very, very tolerant.
47. If the memory doesn't speak, will the fleeting time bloom?
48. I want a wedding, a partner, a ring, a wedding dress and a kiss until death do us part.
49. If you are careful, you are afraid that if you are not careful, you will not be able to be friends.
50. Sometimes, letting go is not impossible, just because you find that some things are doomed to be impossible.
5 1. When I love you again, the whole world is over and I am very touched.
52. I used to think that it was not easy to have it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.
I am very satisfied with my busy life now, because I have no time to miss you.
54. A song that you listen to repeatedly feels like you are singing your own feelings.
He doesn't like you at all, but he can't stand your attentions.
56. I always believe that people who love each other will be together!
57. I don't know. Just because I will wait for you, you just leave me hanging there.
Forget it. Who are you with? I just want to see you every day.
59. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.
60. There are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or expecting something that should not be expected.
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