Describe boring humorous sentences (3 1 sentence)

1, finally got used to his appearance, got a haircut and changed the ugly method.

2, since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

3. Not hating doesn't mean liking, and not liking doesn't mean hating. Just literally.

4, boring shit, sleeping in bed at home, not sleeping enough at school!

I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.

6. Do you have any children's shoes? Like me, I am bored to count visitors and see if there is him.

7. Someone asked me if I would be bored alone. I said I was bored when there were too many people.

I am embarrassed to tell others that I don't have dozens of papers in my hand these days.

9. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

10, fate is a book. If you turn it over inadvertently, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

1 1, because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

12, silence is golden, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned

13. It seems that we are the only ones today. It seems that more and more people are bored.

14, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

15, with you, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours.

16, Eight Wastes in the Sea, I'm a woman, and I came to earth only to survive the one bullet in this life: poverty.

17, every summer, I always think, "Nothing, I'll make it up in winter.

18, maybe I'm a little bored, and I often hope that we will stumble quickly and never run again.

19, I look forward to having a holiday every day when I go to school, and I look forward to going to school every day when I have a holiday.

20. I often do something more boring than boredom, and find pleasure and wealth from it.

2 1, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

We are sad like merry-go-round, and I will never catch up with you.

23. Tencent's "input" has given many people hope and also disappointed many people.

24. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things to remember, and it is not good to lose weight.

25. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

26. Tanabata, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.

27. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

28, lying in bed boring stories, both ancient and modern, appear in novels, dog blood plot.

29. I have never been late since I set my alarm clock on edge and got up and rolled around every day.

30. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

3 1, we are too close to memories and too far away from freedom. Sometimes I can't forget it, but I just fall in love with memories.