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Who can tell me how to send a parcel?

At present, the post office has three domestic parcel mailing methods: ordinary parcel, express parcel and express parcel (hereinafter referred to as ordinary parcel, express parcel and express parcel), and there are also three completely different parcel forms (different names, colors, styles and paper sizes).

Both "ordinary" and "express" do not promise the delivery period (that is, the post office does not promise to deliver within a few days), and the postage of express delivery is more than double that of ordinary express delivery; Since the delivery time is about the same? Of course, the masses like ordinary ones with postage cheaper than half!

If you send ordinary mail to the post office, you fill in the "List of Ordinary Packages", but the "Unit Price" printed by the post office computer is blank, only what is the postage, please pay attention! At this time, your "ordinary" has been regarded as a "courier" charge!

Because the post office is "ordinary", the unit price is printed on the computer list, but the charging method of express delivery is different, so "express delivery" does not print out the unit price. Therefore, the package sheet with blank unit price must be charged by express delivery!

For example, you sent a parcel of one or two kilograms to the post office, and you filled in the "Detailed List of Ordinary Parcels", but there was a blank "unit price" on the printed postage list, but the postage was as high as twenty or thirty yuan, so your ordinary parcel must have been charged by the post office secretly as "express parcel"!

This trick can be easily done by pressing 33 instead of 32 on the keyboard with the fingers of the salesperson.

Because of the ordinary postage of one or two kilograms, the farthest distance in China (for example, from the southern coastal city to the northeast border area) is only about 12 yuan! Never more than ten yuan!

Nowadays, it has reached a very blatant point that the post office uses ordinary parcels to collect express delivery fees and collect arbitrary charges. And there is a very mature scheme for handling complaints:

1. When you think the postage is too expensive, the counter assistants all reply: "The postage is stipulated by the state", "It is calculated by the computer and can't be wrong", "Don't send it if you think it is too expensive"!

Second, in case you complain to the city postal complaint center that 185 (everywhere) is more serious, you can reply that the salesperson on duty made a mistake and received the ordinary express by mistake! Give you a verbal apology: I'm really sorry, the salesperson pressed the wrong keyboard! Then refund the difference of more than ten dollars (the difference between ordinary and express delivery is more than double, for example, charge you twenty-five dollars and refund you thirteen dollars), and so on; And you also thank the post office for handling complaints seriously! Really achieved XX, set a monument!

Third, if you reflect that newspaper reporters also attach importance to it and want to expose arbitrary charges, the post office leaders are very familiar with the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee and the newspaper boss, and they can withhold the reporter's manuscript on the grounds of "propaganda discipline" by making a phone call!

Fourth, the bad rogue replied: "Express delivery is also a kind of ordinary parcel, and ordinary orders can also be used as express orders. Personally, I have met a woman who is so overbearing as a postmaster!

In short, consumers with serious complaints will be returned by the post office when they meet one, and others will be taken care of! ! Anyway, most people have never complained, and this kind of business can be done according to winning when cheating people!

Since August, 0 1 year, the post office has opened the parcel express service, and its postage is more than twice as high as the ordinary one, which has become the basis for some post offices to deceive customers!

Post offices all over the country use this standard to print ordinary tariffs, which is more than double that of ordinary tariffs!

I sent ordinary parcels to the post office three times last September, this September and this year 10. The last time I sent dental floss to the elderly, it was1698g (including the weight of the carton, that is, a little more than a catty and a half), and the package fee was as high as 29 yuan! The postage per kilogram is as high as about twenty yuan! It's more expensive than air freight!

Every time I send it, I feel that the postage is too expensive, and I repeatedly declare that I only send ordinary parcels (in fact, I also fill in the details of ordinary parcels-this single has a slightly blue background; The courier bill is relatively large, and the background color is white. There is a big difference between the two bills, so it's easy to tell them apart. I have repeatedly stated that there is no need to speed up, and that the postage for ordinary parcels can't be so expensive! Moreover, it is unreasonable to protest repeatedly that the charge according to four kilograms is more than three kilograms!

Every time the salesperson replied: "The postage is stipulated by the state. If it's too expensive, 1 don't send it.