Funny than talking _ Funny than funny nonsense?

Are you an interesting person in your daily life? Interesting people like to say interesting things. Here are the funny phrases I compiled for you

Funny than talking _ Funny than funny nonsense?

Are you an interesting person in your daily life? Interesting people like to say interesting things. Here are the funny phrases I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Boys are generally not allowed to go to the girls' building, and they must leave before 8 pm, otherwise, the aunt at 8 pm will shout: Girls, see the guests off.

If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let others move around to help you say you're sorry.

3. Words, come to your mind! You are just imagining things! Can't you get a bigger brain?

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death. But when the power went out, my house was dark and my neighbor's house was brightly lit.

Xiao San, is the man holding me in your hand very proud? I politely tell you that what you have is what I have left.

6. Don't say I'm blind! I am not blind. Can I know you?

On the way up the mountain, the man immediately fell to the ground and pretended to be dead. The bear silently buried the man in the ground.

8. I shouted at my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig, and he shouted at me: Your deskmate is a pig.

9. I lied to everyone for a long time. In fact, I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

10, female spy "I got the latest plan of General Dai Yang, and I also caught his son" "Great! Where is it? We will interrogate him immediately. " "no! It will be born in ten months. "

The classic joke is about the sentence 1 1. Class is better than the national anthem, and class is worse than anxiety.

12 went to the driving school to find someone today. I saw a coach holding ten dollars and asking a student next to him to buy a box of Chinese cigarettes. The student hesitated for a long time and never answered. Fortunately, I'm smart. I rushed over and said, Coach, I'll help you buy his new boy who is not sensible, and then I'll go home with ten dollars!

13 I asked the constellation master, "What constellation does our Taurus match best?" The master said, "Libra." I asked why? The master said, "Didn't you find that all the beef sellers in the vegetable market are equipped with scales?"

14 Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

15 You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

16 Do you like water? "Of course I do." "Great, so you have fallen in love with 72% of me.

17 Old exhortation: Daughter, you should eat a little properly to lose weight.

18 in the morning at the train station, I met a tramp and pulled me and said, young man, I forgot how many days I haven't eaten. Can you ... I'm just saying, think about it, I'll remember it.

19 money can buy a house, but can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

When I was ten years old, my PE teacher said to me, "If you exercise for one hour every day, you can live to be sixty as long as you persist for fifty years."

2 1, I learned swearing, copying homework, comparing, rebellion, puppy love, fighting, poking people in the spine, knowing many dogs, but I didn't learn others.

22. "Teacher, do you know Fiona Fang?" "No" "Do you know Chengzu?" "No" "Do you know who their elder sister is?" "No" "You don't even know the teacher, how do I know: the solution of the original equations is _ _?" "……"

23. If you really feel that the weather is too hot to stand, try to confess to the person you like, and soon your heart will cool down!

24, heartbeat law: If you kiss a woman, the heartbeat reaches 250, it must be first love. If the heart rate reaches 180, it must be cheating. The heartbeat reaches 120, so you must be in love. Heart rate reaches 80, that must be the wife. Heart rate reaches 30. It must be a dinosaur. If the heartbeat reaches 0, it must be a myocardial infarction. . .

25. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

26. When you meet someone you like, rush up and give him a kiss. In case you two are really interested in each other, so be it. What if he pushes you away? Who cares? You already kissed them.

27. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing.

28. Are you dissatisfied with the world when you grow up like this?

29. Life class is over. . School is over. . Today is a holiday. Graduation ceremony. . Mix thoroughly. . Old. . Regret. . Dead. . .

30. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

Speaking of which, 3 1 is quite funny. When I was a child, I always listened to the radio singing: I am a cake, and I like to eat ordinary people.

32, but gold always shines, you glass slag can only reflect light!

33. Rome was not built in a day, nor were the three layers of the lower abdomen built in a day.

I will always like you until I become a principal.

Two turtles are chatting: "Why do some animals become sperm after thousands of years, but we haven't become sperm for thousands of years?" ""We have become very good. " "Well, why don't I know?" "You * *! You can talk without being refined? "

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

I asked the constellation master, "What constellation does Virgo best match?" The master said, "Scorpio." I asked why? The master said, "Why not? Save other constellations. "

38 failed physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping?

39 old "What sign are you in?" "Gemini." "Then what is your rising sign?" "Double dad?"

My principle is: I won't commit a crime unless others commit a crime against me; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

4 1 If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Love is not complicated. It comes and goes in three words: I love you, I hate you, or forget it. How are you? I'm sorry!

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

A couple in our class quarreled. That woman is very beautiful, clamoring not to sit with that male classmate. The man said, you change, you change, or you don't sit. The woman cried and shouted at him, I won't sit with you even if I sit with the ugliest one in the class! Then he came up to me. ...

Someone knocked at the door. When I opened the door, I saw it. That is an old classmate whom I haven't seen for years. I didn't expect him to be reduced to delivery. He also looked at me in surprise and sighed: I didn't expect you to be a janitor.

When they can't meet, they miss each other. But once we meet, once we walk together again, we will torture each other.

Only when you have not been loved by others will you cherish the people who love you in the future.

Love is drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

I really can't afford to wait except for takeout and express delivery.

Once I was spotted by a big dog on the road, so I ran, and the more I ran, the more I chased. At this moment, the dog owner behind me shouted: Get down! I don't know if the dog is afraid of people squatting down, so he squatted down. Sure enough, the dog didn't catch up. Turn around and the dog crouches behind. The dog owner smiled and said, I'm sorry, young man, I said the dog.

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