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Humor about eating midnight snack and sending friends circle.
1, poisoned in the middle of the night, sharing delicious food with you.
I always wander between fullness and fullness.
3, the highest state of eating goods is to eat.
I don't want to be the one who invites you to dinner. I just want to be the one who cooks breakfast for you.
Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.
6. As long as you are alive, you will meet something delicious.
7. I counted with my fingers, buddy, you are missing five lines.
God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I seized them.
9. Spring nights are short, and meat is the best way to help the world.
10, the meal I cooked for you is the most beautiful love letter for you.
1 1, they don't know the happiness of eating food.
12, so when you say early to bed, you mean eating early before going to bed.
13, I have to be fat if I want to be fat.
14, for foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.
15, quietly accompany me to have supper, don't leave, don't scream, lie in the corner of the sofa and wait for me to come home and give you a hug.
16, the Yangtze River everywhere knows the beauty of fish, good bamboo and good mountains feel the fragrance of bamboo shoots.
17, luminous glass of wine, I advise you to drink pipa immediately.
18, the jade color is rubbed evenly, and the blue oil is light yellow. Sleeping at night in spring knows the weight, crushing a beautiful woman and hugging gold.
19, no spicy food, no sweets, no ice cream, no greasy food, no supper ... My heart is so tired.
20. Who invented midnight snack to keep me awake without eating?
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