How to reply humorously to the person who said he would give you clothes?

1. "Thank you for your gift, but what I need most now is a bigger dress, because your gift makes me feel even hungrier!"

2. "This dress suits me very well, but it suddenly reminds me of a famous comedian. Look at me now, I feel like that actor! "

3. "This dress really fits me. It makes me look thinner, but I know it's not your intention, because you must want me to be fatter!"

4. "This dress is really ugly, but I can't return it to you because I'm already wearing it, and now I'm trying to find a pair of shoes to match it!"

5. "Thank you for giving me this dress. I feel like I am wearing a work of art now, but I know that if I wear it into the museum, people will think I am a thief! "