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What's the most embarrassing thing you encountered while shopping?
/8 ad4b 3 1c 870 1a 18 b4f 626686952 f 07082938 fe6a? X-BCE-process = image/resize,m _ lfit,w _ 450,h _ 600,limit _ 1/quality,q _ 85 1。 I bought clothes in the mall and liked them after trying them on. As a result, the labels were almost thousands, and I immediately met someone I didn't know in the distance.
2. I went to buy clothes with my mother-in-law, looked at one thing after another, looked at the label and found that I didn't bring that much money, because acquaintances had discounts, but fortunately it was just right.
I have no money with me. I took out my mobile phone and scanned the code. Then my mobile phone was frozen and turned off. The problem is I took a fucking bite!
When shopping, I don't really want to buy it, so I just look around. Then my aunt kept introducing me, and I was embarrassed to interrupt him. Later, he finished. I said, sorry, I'm just looking. He said, why are you still here if you don't buy it? He glared at me.
5. Go to the supermarket to buy fruit. When you check out, put your things at the cashier and start looking for the membership code. As a result, the person in front didn't see it clearly and lost my things. Later, later, I could only watch him take away the big pineapple I chose.
/024 f 78 f 0 f 736 AFC 3d 5 fc 4 bacb 8 19 ebc4 b 645 1202? X-BCE-process = image/resize, m _ lfit, w _ 450, h _ 600, limit _ 1/quality, q _ 856, I must say this. Once I went to a cosmetics store, I picked up a white tube, which I thought was lipstick. . Just as I was about to paint what I thought was lip-biting makeup, the shop assistant came up to me and said. Hello, this is eye shadow. I ran away while wiping my lips, and my friends probably didn't want to know me.
7. I grabbed my clothes and gestured on my body. A shop assistant came and said that the clothes started in 98 yuan. I was so scared that I quickly put it down and left. Really scared the baby to death.
8. 18-year-old roommate's birthday, I struggled in the supermarket for nearly half an hour and took a box of byt as a male ticket for her. After all, single dog was shy when he first came into contact with this kind of thing, so he put it in his pocket. As a result, she forgot the machine when she checked out. Yes, when I took it out of my pocket, my aunt's expression froze.
9. The shopping guide said it would be good to eat this skin, and then told me: I often eat this. You see, my skin is good, and I replied: no.
10, I went shopping with my girlfriend last Christmas and said I would give her a gift. She was glad that we had been shopping for a long time. She said there was nothing she liked. Later, at my strong request, she took a fancy to a bag, but forgot the brand of the wanda plaza counter. Ask the price, 1680. At that time, she took my hand and suddenly tightened it. Then she looked at it quietly and said it didn't suit me. Let's take another look.
/ 10 DFA 9 EC 8 a 136327 BD 64 b 6 fa 9 a 8 fa 0 EC 09 fac 76 a? X-BCE-process = image/resize,m _ lfit,w _ 450,h _ 600,limit _ 1/quality,q _ 85 1 1。 The cashier asked me to say the password. I was a little surprised at the time, but I did it anyway.
12, saw a beautiful skirt and entered the store. I asked about the price, and then the guide said, "Sister-in-law is cool, and our store is called' beautiful pregnancy season'". I
Short sleeve discount for 13 and 189. I said the discount is still so expensive. The shopping guide gave me a white look and said that everything in our house is expensive.
14, took a fancy to a pair of pants, but didn't look at the price. I'll go straight to the counter and ask the cashier to cut the label. I want to wear it directly. When I asked how much it was, I found that there was not enough money.
15, there was an emergency when I bought coffee, so I asked the waiter to keep the change. As a tip. I was about to rush out when the waiter stopped me. Say you didn't pay enough. I probably just wanted to die. Of course, I made this up. Can I have money for coffee? No )
/503d 269759 ee 3d 6 DBD 49 f 30248 166d 224 E4 ade 68? X-BCE-process = image/resize,m _ lfit,w _ 450,h _ 600,limit _ 1/quality,q _ 85 16。 I took my friend into the crowd to buy things and accidentally let go of her hand. After paying the money first, I kindly took it from the hand she couldn't squeeze in. However, my friend, standing outside the crowd with something, witnessed all this.
17, when I bought clothes, I said I couldn't put them on. The beauty who sells clothes insists that I can wear it, and anyone who is fatter than me can, so I think it really can. Why don't you try? As a result, the button couldn't be buttoned, and both she and I were embarrassed. I just want to know if the one who is fatter than me has contractile function.
18, I once bought clothes for my aunt and chose them in one store, but it was cheaper to see the same thing in another store. I asked the customer service in the first store why it was expensive for them to sell the same thing. She told me to wait and then sent me a link. I found that it was the same as before, and the price suddenly became expensive.
19, went to buy pants with friends. She is fatter. She sat in the fitting room and cried for a long time, because she couldn't get the men's trousers in large size from the store.
20. I once went to buy underwear with my girlfriend. After I went in, the salesman came over enthusiastically and asked her if she wanted thick and thin ones. She said thin. As a result, the salesman suddenly put his hand on my girlfriend's chest and said that you are not big either! That was embarrassing at that time!
/C2 fdfc 039245d 68856 e 2 c 66 dafc 27d 1ed 3 1b 24 12? X-BCE-process = image/resize,m _ lfit,w _ 450,h _ 600,limit _ 1/quality,q _ 852 1。 I was trying on clothes, and the clerk looked at my enthusiasm and picked up a cardigan and enthusiastically recommended it to me. I looked at it and said, isn't this my own dress? The clerk asked the others awkwardly, who hung up!
22. I swept a big car with a cart, found that I didn't have any money when I checked out, and then put things back one by one, feeling ashamed to go out.
23. Finally, I chatted with my assistant aunt about where Lycium barbarum is good and how to drink Lycium barbarum is good for your health. Finally, my aunt told me that this condom is not easy to use. Okamoto 00 1 works well.
24. Attendant: I like to try. It suits your temperament. Waiter: It's really delicious. It suits you better. I'll wrap it up for you I'll take another look at the price of the tag and hang it back to her silently. Attendant: Is it inappropriate? Me: No.
25. I tried on my trousers and asked the shopping guide if I could exchange them for a smaller one. The shopping guide said that the waist is thin and your calves are thick. So embarrassed, I don't want to buy clothes in an instant.
/9922720 E0 cf 3d 7 ca 8 e 7 f 4 bbff 9 1 FBE 096 a 63 a96a? X-BCE-process = image/resize, m _ lfit, w _ 450, h _ 600, limit _ 1/quality, q _ 8526, I really want to talk about this. When the junior high school just came to the period, I went to the grocery store to buy menstrual paper, and the proprietress was playing mahjong with others. I felt a little boy across the street was embarrassed to speak, but I didn't say no. Then I quickly said I wanted a pack of sanitary napkins. Maybe I said those three words too quickly, and the boy turned around and gave me a pack of monosodium glutamate.
27. I am fat. I tried on a dress, which was fatter than myself. I was surprised at the shopkeeper. The boss silently said that this is a maternity dress.
28, wear school uniforms to the supermarket, a discount of 100 is put together with a pad, and when I pay, I give the pad to the cashier, and then the cashier and the people waiting in line at the back look at my puzzled eyes. Shame? It doesn't exist.
29. True story, once I went to the supermarket with only cash on me and bought some daily necessities and a pair of slippers. The slippers at home are broken, and when I checked out, I showed that there was still one hair short, just one hair. I asked the cashier if I could forget it. She said no, the thief was embarrassed at that time, thinking about not wanting that thing, and the buddy said it was his fault. I said a dime, and then he paid for it. It was embarrassing to fly.
30. There was an activity of halving wing salary in the school supermarket last semester, and I went there happily. Then I found that Wing Pay hasn't been downloaded yet. After downloading, I found that Wing Pay's password had been forgotten, and the boss had calculated the money. I was alive in someone else's shop, so I called to change my password. I struggled for 20 minutes, embarrassing the Big Mac.
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