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The days when two couples lived together in Shenzhen txt The latest novel "Two Couples Living Together in Shenzhen"

My husband Kang Jie and I both graduated from college in 2011. Now we are college students. Jobs are hard to find, and we are no exception. We were introduced to each other and got married in 2006. Our married life was very happy, but we are both people who are unwilling to be lonely. In 2008, starting a business overseas has long been a fashion, and it is even more trendy to go to Shenzhen. That summer, after discussion, we also resigned and moved to Shenzhen, where we planned to start our own business.

Before going to Shenzhen, we found jobs and were in the same home. But when we went to Shenzhen to rent, we discovered that we encountered unexpected difficulties. The rent in nearby places was too expensive, and the transportation in far places was inconvenient. The rent was really unaffordable compared to our salary, and staying in a hotel was even more unreasonable. . When I was at a loss, I ran into one of my college classmates, Xu Jian, on the street. Like us, he came to Shenzhen with his beautiful wife Xiaowen to make a career in the world. We all encountered the same problem, and out of desperation we thought of sharing the apartment, so that the rent would be affordable for us.

Soon, we arrived at a place that was close to both of our workplaces and suitable for rent. It was a unit with a balcony, on the fourth floor of the top floor. We made an appointment and excitedly went to see the child. When we arrived, we were stunned. It turned out that there was only one room, which was similar to a standard hotel room. The difference was that there was an extra kitchen that was so small that it was difficult for two people to turn around. How can two couples live there? We all hesitated, but the convenience of renting and working made it difficult for us to give up. After discussing it, they settled down and divided the room into two halves, separated by a T-shaped curtain and a walkway outside. It was agreed that when the economy is a little better, we can hire people to use wooden boards to separate the buildings. In fact, that was just an excuse. The real idea was to get a foothold first and quickly save money to rent a room alone.

It is definitely inconvenient for four people to squeeze into a room of less than 20 yuan. People today can't imagine the difficulties we had at that time. Cooking, going to the toilet, and taking a shower are all extremely inconvenient. We are young, and the two beds are almost next to each other. We have to turn over gently when sleeping, let alone have a life as a couple. We are both newlyweds, so it is natural to have those impulses and needs, but we have all suffered Although people with higher education are open-minded, it is something that cannot be revealed to others, and unlike renting, this kind of thing cannot be discussed together at all. We are all troubled, but there is no solution.

One day a week later, my husband and I came home from get off work and found a bulging plastic bag hanging on the door. When we opened it, we found it was filled with snacks, two movie tickets and A note: "Sorry, I want to invite you two to watch a movie. We are busy with some personal matters at home. You can invite us another day. Salute." Both of us were a little stupid, but my husband figured it out first. He smiled and said to the room: "We won't be back before ten o'clock, don't be anxious, take your time." My classmate’s voice came from inside: “Thank you.” I asked innocently, "What are they doing?" My husband laughed without saying a word, put his arm around my shoulders and walked out, saying, "Silly girl, do your homework as a couple!" My face turned red all of a sudden. Why, I want it too. While watching the movie, I was imagining the scene of them rolling over on the bed. I had no idea what was going on in the movie, and my mind went blank. Just after nine o'clock, the movie ended, and we walked aimlessly down the street arm in arm. At around 9:30, my husband’s phone rang, and it was my classmate’s phone: “Time is ready, please go home.” We both felt relieved and hurried home. When they returned, they all fell asleep, probably to avoid embarrassment.

One afternoon a few days later, my husband and I had dinner outside after get off work. It was almost eight o'clock when we got home. They were not there, and there was a note on the table: "We are holding a cocktail party." , come back around ten o'clock." There was a condom pressed under the note. My husband and I looked at each other, hugged each other, and took off our clothes while kissing. Soon, we were naked on the bed. . We were all so excited that my husband’s hands were shaking when he put on the condom. We started making love without turning off the light. This was the first time we had sex with the light on.

The two men were shirtless at some point. They had never been shirtless in front of outsiders before. Maybe they were happy today, and they drank too much and the weather was too hot. No one thought there was anything wrong at that time. . I was surprised to find that my old classmate was so muscular and masculine. I had never noticed him in school. By 11 o'clock in the evening, all the wine was drunk, and everyone was a little drunk. Xiaowen staggered to boil water. We took turns to feel dizzy, wiped ourselves, and then returned to our "big tents" Go to sleep. I drank too much beer and mixed it with champagne, so my consciousness was a little blurry. I woke up frequently at night and my head kept feeling dizzy. One time when I got up and there was someone in the toilet, I leaned against the door and asked in a daze: "Who is in there?" The door opened, and Xiaowen staggered out and said to me vaguely: "I I can’t even remember how many times I remembered it.” After I came out of the toilet, I stumbled back to the tent while holding on to the wall. When I saw two people lying on the bed, I hurried out to another tent and fell down next to the sleeping man. , hugged him and fell asleep. Strangely enough, I never got up again that night.

About ten o'clock in the morning, I woke up, but I was still in a daze. When I opened my eyes, I saw something strange around me. I looked at the man next to me, and I suddenly woke up completely. She screamed uncontrollably, and then a scream came from the tent over there - it turns out that we two women went to the wrong bed last night! I ran out in a hurry and almost bumped into Xiaowen. I returned to my bed, hugged my stunned husband, and started crying. My husband came to his senses, patted my shoulder and comforted me, saying: "It's okay, it's okay. Have you drunk too much? Come on, it's time to get up." "My classmate over there also tried to persuade his crying wife in the same way.

The man’s comfort made us quiet down. Everyone got up and started cleaning up the mess left last night.

The two men were chatting and laughing, and even agreed to go to the bookstore in the afternoon. The two women were washing the dishes in the kitchen in harmony, and neither of them spoke. At this time, I heard two men in the room joking with each other: "The feminist movement has come to China, and our wives have replaced us." After speaking, they laughed.

We both looked at each other and smiled involuntarily.

Both of us wanted to eliminate the embarrassment between us, so I said to her without any words: "I have been his classmate for four years and have never thought about him, but something like this happened. However, To be honest, your husband’s muscles are quite strong.”

She continued what I said: "Your husband is not bad either. Although his muscles are not very developed, his skin is delicate and soft. I felt strange last night and thought it was my husband drinking." My skin became swollen and thinner after drinking."

I said jokingly: "It seems we are getting what we deserve."

She also said jokingly: "You are so satisfied." He, why don't we go out with them in the afternoon, change my husband, and experience the feeling of shopping with someone else's husband?"

"Okay"

At this time, my husband is here. Asked in the room: "What are the two little girls plotting?"

Xu Jian also continued: "We go to a professional bookstore, why are you two making a fuss about it?"

Xiaowen retorted: "Don't talk to me about majors. It's as if you are the only ones who have gone to college. That's it. You have to do it if you can, and you have to do it if you don't!"

After lunch, the weather was hot. I really can't stay in the house anymore. Xiaowen and I braved the scorching heat and boiled water for the sweaty men so that they could wash up quickly so they could go downstairs to cool off. We also want to take a shower, and besides, the sweaty clothes from last night haven’t been washed yet. If we don’t wash them, we won’t have to change them.

Finally finished washing the clothes, and we both started to take a shower together.

When two women meet in a small space, it is the easiest time to open their hearts. Somehow we ended up talking about our respective bed affairs.

I asked her: "How is your husband?"

"It's great. The best thing is that when he ejaculates quickly, he feels so hard. It’s so good! Where’s your husband?”

“My husband’s foreplay was good, but the time was short. He ejaculated while I was still in the mood, and he knew it, so he didn’t If you don’t want to sleep on your own, you should continue to sleep with me until I’m satisfied. Sometimes I can do it twice.”

“My husband seldom does foreplay, and he goes in as soon as he comes up, and it hurts me every time. Fortunately, he persisted for a long time, and I gradually got into the state. It would be great if they were even!"

I said jokingly: "How about changing?"

"Don't be ashamed, you can say it." She patted me and said with a smile.

I retorted: "Anyway, you hugged my husband, and I hugged your husband, so what's the matter?" I imitated her tone and said, "That's it, it's OK. , Even if it doesn’t work, it has to work!”

After a while of playing, we changed our clothes and came out.

When they came to the street, they held their husbands’ arms and walked towards the bookstore talking and laughing. Xu Jian and I were walking in the middle next to each other. I didn't go far when I felt tired and suggested taking a rest. The two men didn't agree, so I held my husband with one arm and Xu Jian with the other to play tricks with them.

Xiaowen shouted over there: "Are you too greedy?"

I said: "What's there? Stingy! I will give him to you, now Is that fair?"

As she spoke, she pushed her husband to her side, took her hand off Xu Jian's arm, and pulled Xu Jian away from them.

I smiled and said: "From now on, I will change my husband."

"Just change, whatever!" She also hugged my husband unceremoniously. , and pretended to be cooing and said to my husband: "'Second husband,' let's go, ah?"

"Is it wrong? I only heard that men have three wives and four concubines, no I heard that a woman has a 'second husband'?" the husband asked.

"There is no way, times have progressed, haven't we entered a feminist society now?! Look at these two little feminists, alas!" Xu Jian responded, sighed again, and said to me: "Alas. ! 'Second wife', I accept my fate."...

We walked happily to the bookstore, shouting "Second husband" and "Second wife" along the way, really. I don’t know why I was so happy at that time.

Time goes by happily and we live happily.

That summer, halter tops became popular, and she and I each had two sets. Women are quite contradictory. They want to be trendy but are afraid of being criticized by others. They definitely don’t dare to wear them at work and are not allowed to wear them. They can only wear them when they get home or go out together on the street. However, this also inadvertently gives her and her I get into trouble.

Men are all the same. They don’t feel uncomfortable when they see their wives dressed in revealing clothes, but when they see other people’s wives dressed a little too far, they will associate it with each other. My husband and Xu Jian are no exception. My husband often looked at Xiaowen's exposed shoulders and high chest unconsciously, and Xu Jian also stared at my chest and thighs intentionally and unintentionally. Especially when we two women took off their bras after taking a shower before going to bed at night, because we were getting ready for bed, our breasts were particularly obvious and looming.

We are all used to brushing our teeth in the kitchen, but the kitchen is too small. With the stove in place, it is difficult for two of us to get in the same position, and the sink is designed in the middle. If they want to pass behind us, we have to try our best to lean against the edge of the pool. Even if they try to lean back, there will still be a moment when they need to stick closely. It was nothing before. Ever since we started wearing suspenders and shorts, I could feel my classmate's thing pushing hard against my vagina almost every time. It started to make me blush every time. The same goes for my husband. Several times I saw my classmates’ wives coming out of the kitchen with red faces. There is really no way, no need to rush, no need to be annoyed, and over time, I have no choice but to get used to it.

At noon on a Sunday, my classmate and his wife went shopping. My husband thought it was too hot at home, so he went to practice computer practice. After I took a shower, thinking that they were not around, I sat on the small bench without wearing underwear and washed the clothes my husband and I had changed.

At this time, Xu Jian suddenly came back and stared straight at my chest when he came in. It turned out that I was sitting low and the opening of the sling was large. Viewed from above, my two breasts were fully exposed. .

"What did you forget?"

"No. I met my wife's best friend and went out together wearing clothes. He didn't let me follow him, so he drove me back."

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Seeing him standing in front of me without moving for a while, I suddenly woke up, stood up in a hurry, and said to relieve my embarrassment: "Lend me your basin."

He also felt a little embarrassed and hurriedly entered their tent to get me a basin.

I changed the direction I was sitting and continued washing my clothes, but he went into the kitchen to wash his hands, and then came to wash towels, walking back and forth in front of me several times. Every time he stopped in front of me without saying anything. I knew what he was doing, but I couldn't say anything, so I just ignored him. I couldn't see or touch him anyway.

We had a good relationship in school, and we often argued, debated, and joked, but we had never had anything like this involving our personal bodies.

Finally, I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I shouted to him: "Hey! Have you seen enough?".

He didn’t expect that I would ask this. He was stunned for a moment, and he said to me twice, “Good scenery is for people to appreciate.”

“Want to see it? It’s up to your wife.”

“She’s seen enough. I didn’t realize you were so feminine in school.”

I flirted with you. Him, let him go.

On the contrary, he burst into laughter: "Old feudal! See, it's still illegal?"

"You still won't leave?"

"Just leave like this, I’ll be out of my mind all afternoon.”

"Listen to this, are you ready to read it all afternoon?"

"It's a good idea, but it's still not enough."

"I didn't see it. You really learned a lot when you came to Shenzhen, so get out of there.”

“There’s no way, who made Shenzhen the forefront of China’s reform? Everyone here has the obligation to explore, what do you think? ?"

"You? Come on, don't be embarrassed!"

"Why can't I explore?" "You? Don't say I look down on you, what can you explore?"

"For example, explore the ethics, aesthetics, and urban science of China in the new era, etc."

"Disgusting, I almost want to vomit."

"What an old feudalist! It's people like you who are hindering the process of scientific exploration."

"Oh, look. The little girl has really committed a lot of sins, hindering the greatest sociologist of our time from conducting explorations related to the peril of the nation!"

"You know you are wrong! How do you want to make up for the sins you have committed against the Chinese nation? ?”

“Die soon! The more you say, the more you are doing it.”

“You are saying that you are guilty, so how can you blame me?” Mencius said: 'Only villains are in trouble with women.' Hey, do you want some water?"

"It seems that we have verified what Old Master Meng said at the same time. We have been fooling around with you for so long. I'm really thirsty. Please give me a glass of water and I'll forgive you." After a while, he brought two glasses of cold water over.

"Hey, where can I put it?"

I had a hand full of soap. I looked around and there was really no place to put it, so I said to him: "Close your eyes and bring it here." ."

"Are you too unreasonable? Oh, who made our lives miserable!" He squatted down and brought the water to my mouth, "To be honest, you are. I should close my eyes so that I can feel more comfortable."

I took a sip of water and pretended to spit on him. He jumped to the side, "Hey! Hey! Hey! It's true that good intentions are not rewarded."

"You are kind? You are almost black-hearted! You are full of bad intentions. I really don't understand you men, especially if you have been married. married man.

Is it that pretty? water! "

While feeding me water, he said: "You don't understand this. This is not a primitive society. Ever since people put on clothes, women's breasts have been their most obvious external physiological feature. Damn it. What about attracting the opposite sex? Is there a problem if the opposite sex doesn’t pay attention? "

While I was drinking water, his eyes never left my chest, I no longer avoided him, and his eyes became bolder.

"Help me The water has been poured out. Please bring me another basin of water. ”

He put the water in front of me and continued: “Thankfully, you are still a highly educated person. Don’t say you are my classmate from now on. You don’t understand anything.” ”

“Go to hell, you. You have one set of fallacies and heresy, and it is shameful for you to study the sociology of the new era in this way. ”