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Talk to people who can't make a sound.
Caicai, my parents-in-law and my husband say that adding names is useless.
I told them on the spot that since adding names is useless, I will add one, and the names of the whole family will look more comfortable together. Since it's useless, let me be happy, and the woman will add 50%. They turned purple with anger on the spot.
two
I went out to stay in a hotel. Before the room cleaner came in, I put everything in a neat place.
What bothers me most is the messy room.
So as long as you stop and have nothing to do, you have been cleaning up.
Sometimes my husband leaves a disposable shave outside and it doesn't work for a minute, so I throw it in the trash can.
Writing here, I suddenly understand why the savior of Virgo is Taurus.
three
Ten minutes after the opening, I'm on my way home now because my husband threw up. This is the image. Really useless!
four
Physical fitness is not very good, everywhere click click, arms and legs can not lift. I can't open my shoulders. Now my arms are better, and I can't lift my legs. It's no use running. You don't have to lift your legs when running.
Will kicking your husband help?
It might be better to switch to a bed against the wall. You can sleep comfortably every day, and you can't stretch your arms and legs without leaning against the wall.
five
I told my husband: I still like the smell of the soap you used to use! So my husband never used shower gel again.
six
Passed out in the street last week. Husband coaxed me: be a good wife, don't be angry! ? It's no use continuing to coax: Baby, don't be angry, be good! ? It's no use! Continue:? Sister, I was wrong, stop crying! ? Still useless! ! As soon as I turned my head, my husband got up the courage: mom, I was wrong, mom, mom, I was wrong! ? Suddenly burst out laughing.
seven
Mongolian added ten points, but my college entrance examination was useless. Communicating with my husband also means that I don't need extra points and care. Only in fair competition can we make progress. This year, we Mongolian candidates also have many children with more than 600 points, and we are very happy.
eight
Although the mood is really depressed, everything is piled up with special troubles, although I suddenly feel really useless and not strong at all. But honey, thank you for letting me be the big baby in your arms. Thank you for letting me grow up and become my strongest backing and arm. Thank you for supporting this family for me.
nine
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
ten
Don't look, it's no use looking! I have a husband who doesn't drink enough, from eight to four now! A true friend always makes you comfortable. May the years be quiet. May we love you hand in hand, so much ~ (з)-do your best!
eleven
I've been thinking about why my fate is so bad recently. I married a useless husband and gave birth to a son. Now I'm almost three years old. I don't understand a lot of words and can't say a word. I simply call my parents, grandparents and grandfathers.
twelve
Think of something good, your husband won't be so useless, or her mistress may live there!
thirteen
I haven't used the perfume my husband gave me for ten times. It's disgusting.
fourteen
I don't know why, my husband sent me to work consciously this week (it's no use thinking of an excuse not to drive early every night). I went to my husband's office this morning to watch the navigation and said that after we moved, there would be no traffic jam at work, but you will have to drive to work by yourself in the future. ?
I replied helplessly:? Hmm. ?
My husband took my hand and added, if I were not very busy, I would still take you to work. ?
fifteen
In fact, I think I can't change it anyway, but rather my shortcomings.
For example, I am a scum, I just have a temper, I just don't like it, I am sharp, but I am gentle.
Don't say it's useless. My husband is really beautiful.
sixteen
A woman went to buy a menstrual towel, but the boss-in-law was not here, and her husband was looking after the shop. She took two brands of menstrual towels, but she didn't know which brand was good, so she asked her boss husband: Which of these two brands works better? I haven't used it. I don't know!
seventeen
Wang Ping and Jiangxi people are from Yunnan! Now use Cantonese! Probably what I look like in her eyes! My place in her heart! Ignore me when people tell you to ignore me! Help outsiders to piss my husband off alive! It's no use humiliating me again! In her eyes and heart, I will never be as good as an outsider! Especially in Yunnan, Jiangxi and Guangdong.
eighteen
Recently, I've always been angry. I feel like I'm getting sick. You can't say anything if you have grievances. I can't say it when I'm angry. I want to complain, I really want to complain! Don't talk about finding a husband, it's useless!
nineteen
Finding a husband is like buying a lottery ticket. It's still useless until someone decides.
twenty
Support any good woman to divorce, get rid of her useless husband, get rid of her family background and come to me with her children. I have a house, money and leisure, and I will help you raise your children together.
twenty-one
I'm not in good shape these days. Most breakfasts are cooked by my husband. Sometimes I'm busy eating, sometimes I don't take pictures, and sometimes it's useless to pass it on. Some repressed ill feelings have been spreading in my heart. I don't know if it's because of the hot weather, or I insist on eating breakfast, nourishing my stomach and looking back. These may be unforgettable experiences in my life.
Twenty Two
It's better to have a dog than a boyfriend, at least obedient and not irritating! It is even more useless to have a husband! The flowers at home are defeated, the flag flies, or the dog is reliable.
twenty-three
I have a stomachache. Touching my husband is useless?
I think love is great! It doesn't work. Today!
twenty-four
My husband studied professional fruit and vegetable management. But he never used it once. In the past, the vegetables in the grape fields in the yard were all my business. Whether it rains or thunders in Mao Mao, he stands still. This father's day made him dig out of the closet. When he woke me up in the morning, it was like this in the yard. However, he left the bird's home. This is the greatest advantage of his old man's house: his mouth is bad, his temper is bad and he is straightforward.
twenty-five
My husband began to eat Tang Priest every day, but he told me to eat less and eat less. I feel that I have lost a pound of meat recently, and I am approaching the goal of 90 pounds. Hahaha, I just can't control the temptation of delicious food.
twenty-six
Since the birth of the child, his temper has become worse and worse. The main children have been eating and drinking, and Lazarus has been doing housework. Fortunately, when the child is ill, he is even more tired. A husband with parents doesn't help at all. I don't know why women get married. It's no use helping. I'd rather go to work. He takes care of the children, and now I hope the two children will understand when they grow up.
twenty-seven
At noon, I eat hot pot with my little fish brother and sister Guoguo. After dinner, I went to Gong Bei to meet my grandmother. I'm sweating like a pig and can't leave my face. I can't change my position. Love sweating's son likes his aunt very much. He smiled as soon as he saw his aunt. He's really family.
Just downstairs decoration, thought it would ring a few times, but I didn't expect it to be endless. It's no use complaining twice. Finally, my son was scared to cry by the electric drill. My husband is anxious about the theory downstairs. It is said that the hostess is still a little melodramatic and asks me how old my child is. I, a bleeding bitch, really want to go downstairs and scold the street! I hate such people who interfere with others. I have lived for so many years and met such a neighbor for the first time.
28
Speaking of the most useless maternal and child products, many mothers will tell you that it is the husband, not because fathers don't love the baby, but because they often don't have the patience and care of their mothers and always do stupid things that make people laugh and cry. My father used to be scolded by me, but now he is less and less. I have to say that his baby-care skills are improving day by day. What changed the style of painting and poked the big picture? The answer is here.
Twenty-nine
I will not ask my husband to work hard in the future. If I have no subjective initiative, it is useless for me to worry. It's like you can't call a patient who refuses to see a doctor. Your own life path is your own decision. Everything you are going through now is of your own making.
thirty
I'm really useless. All kinds of being rejected by family members. My husband is also dissatisfied with me in all aspects. Thinks I'm hiding everything from him Think I have too many secrets. Think I'm super scheming. I am really speechless. I really don't want to explain. I have said your own assumptions and guesses many times, but they are completely meaningless. I really want to start a business and do things. Starting a business with such a relationship, it is estimated that neither of them can survive. Really, these sweet flavors are still watching Korean dramas. I'm not looking forward to it anymore.
Thirty-one
Ah, I really like cooking. Husband is so happy. In the evening, a large plate of small abalone with garlic was steamed, which was super delicious. I didn't use up a catty, and the remaining five or six were chopped and fried into leeks, abalone and egg cakes!
Thirty two
I know one thing, the real events around me! My wife is pregnant and bought several cans of instant bird's nest. Her husband looked unhappy when he learned that she was wasting money. The wife was full of grievances when she saw her husband's unhappiness.
Just now I asked my husband, do you think bird's nest is useful? The husband thought about it and said it was useless. He said that scientifically speaking, the nutrition of bird's nest is really not as good as many foods! I have been asking, if I say I want to eat, will you buy it for me? My husband said firmly, yes! He said it wouldn't break. Eat it and you will be happy. Buy it if you want!
Whether my husband's science is right or not, his attitude makes him very high in my heart! What the wife wronged in the last incident should be her husband's attitude!
thirty-three
Women, cherish their time and live for themselves. Don't just think about dealing with others. I am really tired. I am happier than you, more beautiful than you, my husband is better than you, and my family is happier than you. Everything you do is useless. It's really useless You are all losers, and I must be the winner forever.
Thirty four
I am not surprised to learn that a talented art teacher got married last year and divorced this year. Besides, why does she want a useless husband when she can earn so much money? Now I think it's harder for me to have a husband. My brother can cook everything and help me with housework. Husband knows nothing and doesn't like learning. It will take too long to cook and help with housework in the future, and it will not be an obstacle.
Thirty-five
Today my son lost his temper and cried badly. My husband can't help it He just hugged him, but it was useless to coax him, and he still cried badly. Then I looked at him frowning and holding his son, distressed. . . His tears also fell, and he cried with him. At that time, it was probably because of my son's stomachache or other problems that I couldn't coax him well. I took my hand and coaxed him patiently, holding him to appease him, shaking and patting him. I was probably too tired to cry and fell asleep soon. . Watching her husband cry with mixed feelings.
Thirty-six years old
My husband insisted that I buy lipstick. I said I didn't run out. He said the color is different! Too much lipstick! My heart: Excuseme? Which one of us is a woman?
Thirty seven
I bought it because it was cute. My husband keeps saying, why did you buy this? It's no use. Blind purchase? I won't. I'll buy it. Hum! Finally, he threw the steak better than anyone else.
Thirty eight
Pig teammates sleep directly in the living room tonight, I can't count on it, I can't count on it!
Before having children, my husband had a penis. After giving birth, the husband is useless.
Hey, these days, babies spit milk until the beautiful girl mommy doubts life.
I am enduring the legendary magical 100 days. I hope it can get better and better
39 years old
I accidentally found a hair missing from my husband's sideburns ~
Me: Honey, why are you missing a piece here?
Husband: When my mother gave birth to me, I had a caesarean section. The doctor didn't work hard and scratched my head.
Me: Oh, it turns out that my husband had a caesarean section.
Husband: Yes, why?
Me: Do you feel that the children who have caesarean section have any inconvenience in life, such as IQ?
Husband:
Sighing at his magical brain circuit, he hasn't talked to me yet.
forty
I'm depressed. Everyone is making their own small plans for the house. No matter how neutralized, there are no eggs. My husband is the most useless commodity, and I really want to throw it away.
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